Would You Hit It?
I was going to write words about how the cops found a water bottle full of booze in the trunk of Lindsay Lohan's Porsche after the crash (FYI: It's not illegal in CA to have an open container of the sweet nectar in your trunk.), but why talk about that mess AGAIN when we can stare at the lightning bolt veins on Milo Ventimiglia's body instead. I know, at first I thought that was a lost still of Demi Moore in G.I. Jane or a Photoshopped picture of Tommy Girl at the boys only Scientology summer picnic. But nope, it's that dude on Heroes who used to have troll sex with Hayden Pantywhatevers.
Milo pumped his way to a body full of muscles for That's My Boy. I used to think that the only way I'd see That's My Boy is if a zombie was chasing me and the theater I ran into to get away from it happened to be playing that shit show. But now they've given me a reason to see that mess. (Okay, they STILL haven't given me a reason to see that mess unless the theater puts a naked Milo Ventimiglia on every seat.)
And duh, I'd hit it. Does a bear shit popes in the woods (or whatever that saying is)? I'd even hit it while reading the 6,900,312th LiLo story of the day. Oh, and about that water bottle of booze.... Carrying the sweet nectar in a water bottle is so tacky! That is some shit you do in junior high school. Everyone knows that all refined and classy adults carry their booze in a Wine Rack. Grown up, Blohan!
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The crooked mouth is due to malfunctioning nerves on the left side of his face.
I'd hit him, and if it's true that he's a woman beater, I'd hit him with a bat.
christine the hoff -- aww, we should double date with my husband, Roger Sterling.
Shit role or not, I do appreciate the fact that one can hulk out in their mid-30s - ten years after they're supposed to allow the beard, double-chin, beer gut, love handles, and moobs take over.
I love that he bulked (read: roided) up for his likely ten minute part in this piece of shit Adam Sandler comedy like he's suuch a dedicated actor.
Naw, I'll pass.
I loathe small hands on a man.
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pic #6 - did he have a stroke?
Um no. He's too manscaped, too veiny; and really, just weird looking. *shrugs* really haven't been checking guys out so my skills are low. Not so low that I didn't notice the crotch area is lacking though.
He looks like bad news. He used to be cute-ish a few years back.
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Douchechill!
I'd hit it.
His wonky eyes and uneven mouf totally mitigate the hawt.
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He's one of those crooked smiley dudes who smiles on of only one side of their mouths. NO THANK YOU!
Nope, he has the look of someone who smells their own farts out of self satisfaction.
Thought the main pic was Tom Cruise.
He looks 'roid-y
Yes in his Gilmore Girl days. Now he looks like Adam Levine-Hell naw!
Now, why would I go and cheat on my husband, Don Draper?
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Hahaha! After reading over the thread, I see my roid rage comment was appropriate.
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 7:34pm.
I'd hit thumbnail #6 with a baseball bat.
LOL!! *makes V with fingers, my eyes, your eyes, my eyes.
I like how MK's daily posts sometimes seem to have a theme. A few weeks ago--well, most days--it was peen. Yesterday was horses. Today must be roids.
I always think of this guy as the troubled Kerouacian aesthete in Gilmore Girls.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Milo makes me moist but he was perfection in Heroes. Here, not so much. Would still ride him in that suit though.
GUYS, sinewy is not the look. He looks like he would roid rage all over your ass. And this? http://dlisted.com/node/46302/images/wenn3926926.jpg Uh, no thanks.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 7:43pm.
Thought is was pics of that douche bag Adam Levine minus tats.
He reminds me of that prick as well, and also of Matthew Not-A-Fox from his own recent sinewy pictures. It's like the Holy Trinity of Douchebags.
too many muskels on these folks, last week was pussy (as in kitteh) week on the d - this week is bulging muskels...bring back da pussys!!! (like Leisure Friday Cat)...or Chill Cat or whatever his sessy name was.
Nice USMC tat there poser. Funny, wiki says you candy-assed around at a bunch of 'acting' schools but never graduated. Certainly didn't serve in the Corps.
That's Milo Ventimiglia, spelled W-A-L-T-E-R M-I-T-T-Y
ba-buttons would have to kick his fancy boy ass on sight. I'd owe it to my Marine brethren.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Nope. See, once I find out about a little detail like a guy being a cheater or beater, I can't find him physically appealing. Guess it's some kind of evolutionary self-preservation thing.
I was gonna say yes for a one-nighter, but now the answer is HELL NO.
He's a little young for me, anyway.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 7:34pm.
Didn't he supposedly rough up one of his gfs?
More than one, apparently.
And he looks like a goddamned creep.
Just not that hard up, thank you God.
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YUMMY!!!
Ok minus the woman beating, I would so hit it one time. As ba buttons said in the Jodi Marsh thread.......it's all about stamina. Haha
I would even though he is a low budget James Franco.
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
Jesus Christ, I thought Madonna had a double nip slip.
Actually, he looks nice with the suit, but I don't like the veiny, over-muscley types, especially douche bags that beat their girlfriends.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 8:07pm.
Hahaha! You need to go! It's a front for the mafia, I swear.
Quickly rescinds my "would hit" nod. No douches.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
I actually thought it was Channing Tatum in the main pic. I like Milo in the other pics.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 7:34pm.
Didn't he supposedly rough up one of his gfs?
That pose brought that to mind.
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He allegedly used to knock around the daughter from the Gilmore Girls when he was dating her. There was a story years ago about an incident in NYC where she ended up on the sidewalk after getting yelled at and pushed around by him. He likes them young and easy to manipulate. He's Wilmer Valderama without the cocaine and orgies.
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Kisa -- "angry fapper" -- LOL!
Louise -- I thought of you today. I got a coupon for Zazzo's for a pizza.
Don't like overly veiny, bulky men.
Eh no. I like a naturally trim guy. He's just too....bulgy. I heard rumors he roughed up Hayden Pantyairs, too.
YES! Yes I would.. And when I was ready I would aim for the deep ass dimple. Although he probably wouldn't with me considering he was with Hayden and my tits are monstrous.
Well, I've been dragged all over the place
I've taken hits time just don't erase
And, baby, I can see that you've been fucked with too
But that don't mean your lovin days are through
Modern Romance
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 7:41pm.
Not a fan of the veiny muscle-bound look. He would spend to much time working-out at the gym and not spend enough time with me.
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Honestly, I'm not a fan of huge muscles or veins, either. It just looks odd on some people. Kind of like naturally bigger folks who starve themselves and don't look right super skinny. If we're talking about eye candy, I'd rather go see The Avengers again than see this.
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Not a chance in hell ! I don't care who he was on tv, or is today.
He's not just smarmy , but like he's an angry fapper too.
As Mr. K. Would say " I can't with you!" Then no definitely I would NOT hit it ! Yik !
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Besides ... ( He even looks like that jerk I just posted about under
Jodi body building saved her from suicide article. )
" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "
Thought is was pics of that douche bag Adam Levine minus tats.
No thanks.
He looks nice in the suit & he's Italian (I've got a thing for Italian guys). Sure, why not? But I don't like what mike said -- he roughed up a gf? That's not cool. But isn't Hayden into some weird S&M shit because of some fucked-up shit with her father? It's some really messed-up, sad shit, if I remember correctly.
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 7:34pm.
I'd hit thumbnail #6 with a baseball bat.
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My thoughts exactly. That smirk is insufferable.
"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
Looks like Tommy Girl from the Top Gun days a bit. I wouldn't.
Not a fan of the veiny muscle-bound look. He would spend to much time working-out at the gym and not spend enough time with me.
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Why not? I had a crush on him when he was on Gilmore Girls.
Whoa. He looks so different from when he was on Heroes. I never would have recognized him from the top picture.
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I'd hit thumbnail #6 with a baseball bat.
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