The World Almost Lost England's Finest Rose
Now you know that if Mr. Hankey and Red Sonja consummated their union on a mountain of HGH syringes, their love child would be the most naturally beautiful thing to ever scoot across your eyes. And to think, this thing of beauty might not have ever existed. Thinking about a world without bodybuilding Jodie Marsh is like thinking about a world without anti-chafing gel. Let's not think of that world.
England's Finest Rose tells The Sun that the world of bodybuilding saved her life and gave her a reason to go on. Before Jodie kept the muscles in her body muscly by downing 21 egg whites, brown rice and protein shakes a day (that really is her daily diet), she was on the verge of ending it all. Jodie couldn't take assholes using, cheating, beating her and not treating her like the polished crown jewel she is. Jodie was already on the floor from being treated like shit by boyfriends, and beauty-hating minions of Hell kicked her while she was down. Jodie says that after she was evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother house in 2006, nasty whores treated her like trash and drove her to almost driving her truck into the Grim Reaper's open arms:
“About six months after Celebrity Big Brother I decided I was going to kill myself. The quickest way to do it was to drive my truck into a post, so I started working out which one to use and how fast I’d need to be going. I was sick of everyone being so horrible to me. I’d walk down the road and people would say, ‘You’ve got a dodgy nose, you’ve got saggy tits’ and they’d think that was fine. If I didn’t respond, they’d throw something at me — usually a bottle or drinks can. I just got worn down by it. All I could think about was that I needed to drive myself into one of these poles. But I didn’t do it. I got to the pub sobbing. I was having a meltdown.”
Like bronzed, muscled Phoenix with a six-pack on its anus lips, she rose from the ashes of hate and is now more confident than ever:
“I can honestly say these are the best years of my life. I can’t even describe how good it is just to finally feel like I am doing something positive. I’ve always wanted to do something good but people would never take me seriously. Now they are. I feel so fit and healthy and ripped and strong. It’s so good to put the bad times behind me.”
Jodie has won a few championships in the UK and recently won a world championship in DC.
Thank God, Jesus and Bea Arthur that those funny donut looking things people pickup at gyms exist, because if they didn't the world might've lost Jodie Marsh. If we lost Jodie Marsh, every drop of silicone would dry up, roses would never grown again, elegance wouldn't have a name anymore, genitals would never get up in the morning and the British ho stroll would no longer be as naturally beautiful. Worst world ever.
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I dated a guy that was into the bodybuilding scene.
He was totally in love with himself , always posing, took HGH,&
wouldn't miss a day at the tanning salon. The level of narcissistic
self love was nauseating ! After a month, I stopped dating this vapid,
shallow self centered jerk and never looked back. Thankfully so that was 7
years ago. Seeing Jodi all painted up brown with the muscle enhancer stain
reminded me of the stink of that putrid smell of attending a body building
competition many moons ago. She really needs a bath STAT ! Yiki !!!!!!!!!!!!
" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "
I dated a guy that was into the bodybuilding scene.
He was totally in love with himself , always posing, took HGH,&
wouldn't miss a day at the tanning salon. The level of narcissistic
self love was nauseating ! After a month, I stopped dating this vapid,
shallow self centered jerk and never looked back. Thankfully so that was 7
years ago. Seeing Jodi all painted up brown with the muscle enhancer stain
reminded me of the stink of that putrid smell of attending a body building
competition many moons ago. She really needs a bath STAT ! Yiki !!!!!!!!!!!!
" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "
hahahaha I bet no one would say any of that shit to her face now, Jodie would snap them in two with her muscle-bound finger! Natural elegance 1 Hating Bitches 0
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
God this picture just proves that 95% of British women are musclebound penis noses with skin the colour of shit
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
I can't snark if this makes her happy and isn't hurting anyone. Much better than diving into an ocean of drugs or offing yourself.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
ba-buttons totally would. She's skanky but super hot.
ba-buttons likes it when sex is a test of stamina
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Submitted by JoJo on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 6:35pm.
I feel bad for her. I've been there....driving my car around, looking for a place to crash it, so I can kill myself and not take anyone else out. Reading those thoughts coming from someone else makes me cry. I hope the body building has helped her into a better mental place. Me, I'm still refining my choices....
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JoJo, I'm sorry you're not feeling well. My best wishes to you.
...as simultaneously hilarious and tragic as this post is (Mr. Hankie and Red Sonja WTF....lol...weep...), it really does shine some light on just how much it would suck to be famous with obvious flaws that the public just won't accept...
...I have to admit that I don't think I'd deal very well with various representatives of the general public having a dig at what I looked like and then just throwing things at me if I didn't respond...
..so yeah I say good on her for finding a positive way past all that...
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...'It's as if he's using the paint to represent something he's seen'...
Glad she found a way to overcome her depression. Suicide is always sad. However, I have an overwhelming feeling to soak her in a hot bubble bath and scrub her skin clean, she looks dirty.
Her face looks kind of like Debbie Gibson's.
tomahawk -
"Everybody is annoying" - Truer words have never been spoken.
I don't know if bodybuilding is a healthy way to overcome depression. To morph your body into an unnatural state, possibly, with the use of steroids seems to be yet another sign of someone who is not comfortable with themselves. The fake tits, the fake hair and gobs of make-up just signal to me that this woman not all there. To each their own, I guess.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 6:30pm.
I know some women who are huge into fitness training and I have to say, it's exhausting seeing people so self absorbed and into their bodies.
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Uvy, I totally agree. Body builders/fitness trainers are beyond self-absorbed, I guess they have to be. But they also rule their homes - from the food that is bought (and banned) to the hours that others can keep in the house. Many of them are incredibly self-obsessed selfish bastards.
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Dark-sided!
Is this man with breast implants or woman with a muscular vulva?
Enquiring minds want to know!
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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She's giving me Thunder cats fever IJS
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I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
I have to sleep on my stomach, and the thought of those huge ass tits just makes me shudder.
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
Now Jordie Marsh and Katie Price I get confused. Like chlamydia and gonorrhea. Anyway, she should have just moved to Savannah or Charleston where people are sweet. Nothing nastier than a British drunk.
wait a minute............ people take her seriously NOW? WTF???? People who do this to themselves are no better than people who binge and purge! Fanatic anything, whether it's exercise, drugs, sex, shop lifting, acting (in Lilo's case), are seriously MENTAL and need some extra special help.
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
This one and Katie Price are sort of meshed together in my head. Although I know Katie has those kids. Princess Tamiamiiiami and darling Harvey.
I feel for Jodie Marsh. She seems to be a lost soul. Someone mentioned Tila Tequila. I agree, she's the same. Very sad.
I don't know who this is, but if she found a healthy way to successfully battle serious depression, I say good on her!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by JoJo on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 6:35pm.
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Just be yourself, the others will adjust =)
Good luck to you!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 6:30pm.
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Mhmm, actually everybody has something he/she is into, right? There are a lot of people who are overweight and think because of their lack of physical beauty they have to be intelligent and try to prove it in every word they say, then there are those who tell you what to eat, when to eat, how ecologically grown crops and whatnots are the only ones you should eat, and what you're eating right now is killing you and blablabla - in the end everybody is annoying.
she REALLY needs to work on that tuck job.....
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
I feel bad for her. I've been there....driving my car around, looking for a place to crash it, so I can kill myself and not take anyone else out. Reading those thoughts coming from someone else makes me cry. I hope the body building has helped her into a better mental place. Me, I'm still refining my choices....
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I'm all for fitness and want a toned body, but do not want to look like She-Man in the process. If she likes this, then I love it.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 6:30pm.
Right? I went to high school with a girl who competes in body building competitions. Every day it's motivational pictures and pictures of the 1 ounce of chicken and grain of rice she ate. How awful that would be! hahaha.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
I know some women who are huge into fitness training and I have to say, it's exhausting seeing people so self absorbed and into their bodies.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 6:16pm.
She looks a hell of a lot happier than Posh.
You think she's smiling but really she just can't close her mouth anymore over those huge ass veneers
It seems she's trading one kind of extreme behavior for another. This might be better (?) behavior but it's coming from the same place, I think.
I do think it's terrible that people would say mean things to her on the street and throw things. But she really did bring about a lot of it, by acting the fool for all those years.
She was probably abused as a child and has lots of issues that some good therapy can begin to address. She reminds me of SO many people who claim that they're better and they're just NOT: Mackenzie Phillips being the first person who sprung to mind.
Yeah I'm not looking at that picture thinking "This is someone who has overcome depression". I predict that in a few years when she's over this phase she'll be boring us with interviews on how body building was an addiction that took over her life.
Geri Halliwell already did this.
I don't know whether or not I like her, I guess I don't know that much about her, but, apart from the plastic tits, I think she looks really good.
And recovering from abusive relationbships takes it time and leads to a lot of silly descisions, if the silly descisions weren't the reason one got in trouble in the first place..
Anyways: I would love my body to look like that:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2143099/Jodie-Marsh-films-n...
Unfortunately I'm too lazy.
Isn't she kind of like the UK equivalent of Tila Tequila? (after googling her name and reading her "body of work" on wiki)
I can't hate on her for finding something (relatively) positive to keep her going. Maybe lay off the spray tan.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 6:17pm.
Are you serious? Are you fucking serious?
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I have a sickness. It's not polite to judge.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 6:04pm.
Would.
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Are you serious? Are you fucking serious?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
If that's true, good on her for overcoming depression.
She looks a hell of a lot happier than Posh.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
What.
The.
Fuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9bY5tnNvGU at 0:10.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
I hope she's happy now....
Unfortunately (for us) it looks like she's still crying out for attention...
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Jesus Christ you people are beyond cruel. At least she doing something positive with her life now.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 6:03pm.
Looks like she has a decent sized cock growing in there too.
Haaaaaaahahaha CANNOT BE UNSEEN
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 6:05pm.
would what? barf?
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Noooooooooo, silly. *grabs MARSHmellows and graham crackers*
I suddenly have a craving for SMORES!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
would what? barf?
Would.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
She let it all hang out on some trashy reality show and then bitches that she was subject to public ridicule?
You reap what you sow, dumbass.
Looks like she has a decent sized cock growing in there too.
How the hell does she bench press without those disgusting tits getting in the way? Does she think she looks good? I mean seriously, It has to be some fetish to be turned on by women like this
she better watch it because when you stop bodybuilding, all that muscle turns to jello, and then you're really fucked.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHHHHH
was my initial reaction upon seeing She Hulk over here
jeez MK you can't put a splash page up or something before someone innocently clicks on that fuckery? lucky I'm not feeling nauseous today
8-P
PEE.ESS.
This is not a "sport". This is a cult of BDD frenzied worship. Sick. Tori Amos write a song about it!.
Well, I've been dragged all over the place
I've taken hits time just don't erase
And, baby, I can see that you've been fucked with too
But that don't mean your lovin days are through
Modern Romance
Haha, thanks Foxxy