Vanessa Bryant Truly Is A Gold Digging Mastermind Genius
Last January, I stared at a picture of Vanessa Bryant PNJ (post nose job) on my monitor and softly sang the lyrics to "Wind Beneath My Wings" after reading that she hit Kobe Bryant up big in the divorce settlement by getting 3 Newport Beach mansions and half of the $150 million he made during their 11 year marriage. I was expecting Vanessa to use her gold digging shovel to break ground on GDU (Gold Digging University) so she can teach amateur wallet fuckers the tricks of her trade. BUT WAIT, hold your applications to GDU, because the Yoda of gold diggers has pressed pause on her divorce. Vanessa and Kobe never signed the papers, and for the past few months they've been going back and forth. The marriage is now back on.
TMZ says Kobe and Vanessa are working on patching up their torn apart, bloody carcass of a dead marriage. A source says that Kobe hasn't moved back in with Vanessa yet, but they're trying hard to fix the problems that ripped the heart of their marriage out. Vanessa and Kobe have until this Monday to sign the papers, taking the last breath out of their marriage, or they'll have to file all over again.
Vanessa and Kobe are trying to fix the problems that ruined their marriage? HA! That's like a power bottom trying to let the tear in his b-hole heal, but he just can't stop sitting on peen after peen after peen. Vanessa and Kobe's marriage died, because he couldn't stop sticking his dick rod in the cooch hole of any Lakers groupie who winked at his ass. So how are they going to fix that problem when he's still trying to beat Wilt Chamberlain's record? The only thing Vanessa is working on is trying to fatten up her checking account more. Bitch really is brilliant. Vanessa doesn't have to smell the random twat fumes wafting off of Kobe's crotch when he gets into her bed at night, because he's not living with her. And Kobe is out there making more money to add to her pot. Why hug half of $150 million when you can hug half of $200 million or $250 million. Now I know the REAL reason why one of my Salvadoran relatives, who will go unnamed, said to me once, "I can't stand Mexicans." Bitch was just hating on Vanessa Laine Bryant's Hall of Fame-worthy gold digging game. The end.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:58pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:52pm.
with that $4 million diamond on her finger i bet she don't give a shit about her stretch marks showing
i think that's the famous "apology ring"
"give you ice like Kobe wife" goes the song.
you know the $4M ring implies that one can get all the stretch marks lasered off. ;)
Submitted by lislop on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 5:23pm.
"Well why doesn't Vanessa publicize the slew of STDs that cheater exposed her to. She had his two daughters"
i think you just answered your own question.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Kobe has no class or morals. He's a cheater who can't keep it in his pants.
Well why doesn't Vanessa publicize the slew of STDs that cheater exposed her to. She had his two daughters and cared for them. No one put a gun to his head and told him to cheat every chance he got. Not to mention the public humiliation of the trial.
I agree that she can pull a lot more shit as Kobe Bryant's wife" than she can as his ex.
Look at Camille Grammer. Maybe Vanessa's been paying attention to that.
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I don't steal and I don't lie, but I can feel and I can cry
A fact I'll bet you never knew
But to cry in front of you, that's the worst thing I could do
This woman is the definition of "money can't buy class". Every pic of her in a dress, she has her breast smooshed into it like a mammogram exam. B*tch you're rich, learn how to dress!
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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From what I've gathered about Kobe's wife; she is loathed in Newport and she got her stellar gold digging skills from her mother. It's in the blood. Without Kobe she is nobody and with her reported ego, she knows it.
Submitted by M.E.: "MJT - so basically he stays with her in order to stay rich?"
As my old co-worker used to say "It's cheaper to keep 'er!"
But her husband still divorced her ass.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 5:13pm.
i've never watched "Basketball Wives" but it seems the NBA is not lacking in trash-trash marriages and relationships. but, then again society as a whole is chock full of those too
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:44pm.
that's what you get when you are worth millions at 18, are surrounded by yes men, and marry for "love". Stupid.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:54pm.
he went against the advice of EVERYONE in his camp when he got engaged and the camp hit the ceiling over the no prenup issue. that even was in the sports pages around that time.
Well, he certainly married someone in his league - trash.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 5:05pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:38pm.
MJT - so basically he stays with her in order to stay rich?
Pussy.
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Well that's the same reason she stays with him...
But I think there is more to it. Wasn't there a story about her being underage when they first got together, and so has him by the cojones because she could accuse him of statutory rape (IIRC)
Whoever taught her the gold-digging skillz did a very good job.
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Could that still work (the stat. rape accusation) as blackmail? I thought there was a statute of limitations on statutory rape charges.
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Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:49pm.
Don't you mean "rape skanks"?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Kobe's ego thinks he'll be playing basketball forever, so this is heading for a delirious train wreck. She'll ultimately have her own show on E!, but he will be crying in the lap of Oprah by the end of the decade.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:56pm.
in fact, here's a clip of a Reggie Miller-Kobe fight. story came out later that Kobe was pissed and went after Reggie bec Miller had previously said something about him marrying Vanessa and said some other shit during this game. i'm not sure if this "fight" happened before or after the wedding. TEAM MILLER (Cheryl and Reggie)!! as far as i'm concerned, Reggie needs to go into the NBA Hall of Fame just for body slamming Kobe into a scorers table
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD6i58KvA0c
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:38pm.
MJT - so basically he stays with her in order to stay rich?
Pussy.
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Well that's the same reason she stays with him...
But I think there is more to it. Wasn't there a story about her being underage when they first got together, and so has him by the cojones because she could accuse him of statutory rape (IIRC)
Whoever taught her the gold-digging skillz did a very good job.
OH RLY!
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure..."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:58pm.
Sic ego volvo, parve!
*swoooooooon*
*fans self*
You go girl!
Submitted by babybunny on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:39pm.
liked her pre-nose job now she looks like a Whoretrashian, could be Kimmy the Pig's sister,
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In Vanessa's defense, she had the nose first.
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I don't steal and I don't lie, but I can feel and I can cry
A fact I'll bet you never knew
But to cry in front of you, that's the worst thing I could do
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:52pm.
with that $4 million diamond on her finger i bet she don't give a shit about her stretch marks showing
i think that's the famous "apology ring"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:55pm.
Sic ego volvo, parve!
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:54pm.
Ahhh. I knew that about his family. didnt know about the camp. Then he is just dumb ;)
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:44pm.
Dominus Vobiscum, shithead.
LOL forever and ever! Jack you did NOT just bring Latin into this
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:44pm
ooooohhhh, but no, maam. he went against the advice of EVERYONE in his camp when he got engaged and the camp hit the ceiling over the no prenup issue. that even was in the sports pages around that time.
and he cut ties with his parents in the wake of their ire over the engagement. iirc, he and the parents didn't start talking until the Colorado incident
ETA: and when i say everyone, i mean everyone -- agent, Lakers staff, other NBA players [at the time there were stories about people like Dr. J trying to talk to him [his dad is former teammate of Dr J] and Kobe was ignoring everybody
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
most of me thinks she just loves him and wants to work it out and be a family.
part of me thinks she realized the huge property tax bill she'd have to pay for the houses and realized it's cheaper to keep him.
either way whatevs, he's a douchey chump and she's too stupid to realize that she's bearing her stretch marky breasts in that showgirl getup. :-P
She wears the pants in this relationship. Kobe needs to get his balls out of her purse and move on. Then he can bang skanks without getting in trouble.
I cannot understand why any man, woman or child would marry without a pre-nup. Ugh.
Sign the papers!
Once you separate, the right to community property cuts off (going forward).
Maybe they have good intentions for hitting pause? Maybe Kobe knows what a PR hit divorce would be, since his endorsements dried up after the Colorado assault? (Have you seen him sitting in that Turkish airliner, acting like the food's great?)
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:38pm.
Exactly.
But that's what you get when you are worth millions at 18, are surrounded by yes men, and marry for "love". Stupid.
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pussy WHIPPED... Dominus Vobiscum, shithead.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
olol psl.
Raquel Welch wore it better.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
liked her pre-nose job now she looks like a Whoretrashian, could be Kimmy the Pig's sister, anywho, he is with her for the simple fact that he seriously fucked up and is stone afraid of losing more money. She is a stone bitch from word around the campfire, but probably always was he and his cheating ways just amplified it more. Kobe is super stupid, btw. Good at Basketball and that is about it.
I just want to commend Vanessa for the fantastic example she is setting for her daughters.
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I don't steal and I don't lie, but I can feel and I can cry
A fact I'll bet you never knew
But to cry in front of you, that's the worst thing I could do
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:32pm
seems that if there is no divorce there is no settlement so next time they file for divorce -- and there will be a next time -- she gets half of what he earned before separation, plus half of what he will earn after they move back together. or settlement.
if the time expires and they re-file now, i think she goes back to same position as before -- settlement or half of what he earned during marriage bef separation
/would rather try to figure this out than do the work i need to do
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
MJT - so basically he stays with her in order to stay rich?
Pussy.
Submitted by letinstar: "If Vanessa gets back with Kobe and the. Files for divorce again, will she get half of the 75 million he has left...my heart just skipped a beat...bow all the way down for this goddess of gold digging!!!"
Aha! Thank you for distilling this into an easily digestible nugget.
Git it, ho!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:32pm.
Noooooo, he just was a dumb ass and didn't sign a pre-nup...so he can't divorce her for fear he will lose everything. He is an idiot!
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Impressive.
Vanessa and Kobe are trying to fix the problems that ruined their marriage? HA! That's like a power bottom trying to let the tear in his b-hole heal, but he just can't stop sitting on peen after peen after peen.
How are you not a published novelist?
As the French say: L'argent n'a pas d'odeur.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
#getmoneybitch
Is fucking RIGHT. DAYUM! Kobe keeps going back for more sooo......how platinum is that punanny?
If Vanessa gets back with Kobe and the. Files for divorce again, will she get half of the 75 million he has left...my heart just skipped a beat...bow all the way down for this goddess of gold digging!!!
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