Vanessa Bryant Truly Is A Gold Digging Mastermind Genius
Last January, I stared at a picture of Vanessa Bryant PNJ (post nose job) on my monitor and softly sang the lyrics to "Wind Beneath My Wings" after reading that she hit Kobe Bryant up big in the divorce settlement by getting 3 Newport Beach mansions and half of the $150 million he made during their 11 year marriage. I was expecting Vanessa to use her gold digging shovel to break ground on GDU (Gold Digging University) so she can teach amateur wallet fuckers the tricks of her trade. BUT WAIT, hold your applications to GDU, because the Yoda of gold diggers has pressed pause on her divorce. Vanessa and Kobe never signed the papers, and for the past few months they've been going back and forth. The marriage is now back on.
TMZ says Kobe and Vanessa are working on patching up their torn apart, bloody carcass of a dead marriage. A source says that Kobe hasn't moved back in with Vanessa yet, but they're trying hard to fix the problems that ripped the heart of their marriage out. Vanessa and Kobe have until this Monday to sign the papers, taking the last breath out of their marriage, or they'll have to file all over again.
Vanessa and Kobe are trying to fix the problems that ruined their marriage? HA! That's like a power bottom trying to let the tear in his b-hole heal, but he just can't stop sitting on peen after peen after peen. Vanessa and Kobe's marriage died, because he couldn't stop sticking his dick rod in the cooch hole of any Lakers groupie who winked at his ass. So how are they going to fix that problem when he's still trying to beat Wilt Chamberlain's record? The only thing Vanessa is working on is trying to fatten up her checking account more. Bitch really is brilliant. Vanessa doesn't have to smell the random twat fumes wafting off of Kobe's crotch when he gets into her bed at night, because he's not living with her. And Kobe is out there making more money to add to her pot. Why hug half of $150 million when you can hug half of $200 million or $250 million. Now I know the REAL reason why one of my Salvadoran relatives, who will go unnamed, said to me once, "I can't stand Mexicans." Bitch was just hating on Vanessa Laine Bryant's Hall of Fame-worthy gold digging game. The end.
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Damnit this is crazy. Seriously, she's going back to him after compiling a novel on his 90something hookers?? BITCH YOU GOT THE MONEY AND THREE HOMES, FKING JUST WALK AWAY SMILING. ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Fking confused here.
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Submitted by azgirl on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 7:59pm.
I don't understand why guys like this get married. You know you can't keep it in your pants so just stay single and keep all your money.
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I think it's because in this case, men are just like women. Just like Vanessa needs Kobe so she has something to brag about to her friends (status, money, etc) Kobe needs Vanessa (or the like) so he has a trophy wife to brag about to his buddies. The hot wife is the accessory to have.
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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 2:35am.
Firefighters know they will have to deal with fire. Nurses know they have to deal with blood. Teachers have to deal with kids. Wives of sports figures have to deal with groupies and sex. Face the truth. Remember this when you are walking down the isle future spoiled sports wives.
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TRUTH.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Is that a current pic? She had gotten plump and that's why Kobe was looking for less plump in his bump. If that is current, then I have to say, she is looking good. She has a very pretty face.
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First, if I were Vanessa I wouldnt want a 4 million dollar diamond ring commemorating my husbands rape/ infidelity. And I damn sure wouldn't wear it proudly. Second, I hate her toothy, gummy smile. Third, these two are both a pair of sick fucks. I pity their kids. Money is nothing if you don't have the love and stability of sane parents.
Submitted by Naughychimp on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 1:17am.
No but they have 2 things in common, they like fame and money.
Well if the wife should have known what they were getting into dating a sports figure, then the player needs to know that when you take up 10+ years of someone's young life, and have them bear your children, they're going to need to pay BIG $$$. I don't feel for Kobe, that guy has exposed her to countless STDs and probably made numerous promises to change. He was also involved in that "rape".
Firefighters know they will have to deal with fire. Nurses know they have to deal with blood. Teachers have to deal with kids. Wives of sports figures have to deal with groupies and sex. Face the truth. Remember this when you are walking down the isle future spoiled sports wives.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
Do these people even LIKE each other?
I guess they are america's posh and becks???
they are similar, kobe likes to fuck around and so does david.
vanessa likes to spend $$$ and turn a blind eye, so does posh.
Seems an awful lot of trouble and grief to go through a divorce only to go back... have to keep hope alive and all that, but hmmm think they'll be revisiting this again soon *smdh*
"random twat fumes wafting off of Kobe's crotch" - olllolllol
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Submitted by Hockey fan on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 10:44pm.
I know women like this, who dated pro athletes and then ended up marrying them. Here's a tip, ladies: men who are pro athletes will almost ALWAYS continue to act like they acted when they were pros. Read: whores. I'm generalizing, but they guys I know who played pro, they still get together to play every week, and they LIVE to tell stories about their playing days and about how much ass they got. Most of them, altho married, are still dogs and cheat on their wives. I don't condone it, at all. But ladies, here's the question: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?? You met them (prolly in a bar) when they were at the top of their fame. You attended the parties and loved the life, too-- admit it. Then comes the wedding and kids, and you expect him to change? Sure, most guys leave their party days behind. But a lot don't, and you can't bitch, bc you KNOW what you signed up for. So sorry Vanessa, you knew the rules when you signed up. And seeing as how they haven't divorced yet, she's in it for the long haul: i.e., the money and the fame. She's willing to turn a blind eye to all his shit. Well honey, you made the decision, so you can't bitch later on. You knew what you were getting into.
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The same can be said about rock stars and actors. What woman really thinks these guys will be faithful? They get it thrown at them everywhere AND must be a bit narcissistic to do the work too. I think a lot of women want these guys to show off to other women: "see what I got?"
Wouldn't be surprised if Vanessa has the herp, genital warts, and Fallopian tube removed from chlamydia. Kobe is a walking STD.
Submitted by Puppy Love on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 10:21pm.
Submitted by Coffy73 on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 10:05pm.
Kobe thought he was marrying a naive, fresh out of high school girl, but Vanessa knew exactly what she was doing and how to do it.
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I don't know that it's that simple--maybe she *was* all that and more back in the day, and who can blame a young girl for wanting to marry a good-looking, wealthy (or soon to be) athlete? From what I understand about him, he's a gold-plated prick--maybe she thought she was marrying something else, too.
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I know women like this, who dated pro athletes and then ended up marrying them. Here's a tip, ladies: men who are pro athletes will almost ALWAYS continue to act like they acted when they were pros. Read: whores. I'm generalizing, but they guys I know who played pro, they still get together to play every week, and they LIVE to tell stories about their playing days and about how much ass they got. Most of them, altho married, are still dogs and cheat on their wives. I don't condone it, at all. But ladies, here's the question: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?? You met them (prolly in a bar) when they were at the top of their fame. You attended the parties and loved the life, too-- admit it. Then comes the wedding and kids, and you expect him to change? Sure, most guys leave their party days behind. But a lot don't, and you can't bitch, bc you KNOW what you signed up for. So sorry Vanessa, you knew the rules when you signed up. And seeing as how they haven't divorced yet, she's in it for the long haul: i.e., the money and the fame. She's willing to turn a blind eye to all his shit. Well honey, you made the decision, so you can't bitch later on. You knew what you were getting into.
MK, you know how to appreciate a true goldigger. You have the artist's eye for the game. This is just a reset like someone said about MJ and Juanita.
I also wouldn't be surprised if they both have herpes or something.
These two should just stay married. Why ruin two families? Just keep to the plan: he fucks around,s he pretends not to see it, she gets money, jewelry and status, and he gets to do whoever he wants. These two sorry fucks deserve each other. Wow, way to set high standards for your kids.
Submitted by Coffy73 on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 10:05pm.
Kobe thought he was marrying a naive, fresh out of high school girl, but Vanessa knew exactly what she was doing and how to do it.
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I don't know that it's that simple--maybe she *was* all that and more back in the day, and who can blame a young girl for wanting to marry a good-looking, wealthy (or soon to be) athlete? From what I understand about him, he's a gold-plated prick--maybe she thought she was marrying something else, too.
Imagine her trying to date after the divorce. It will have to be some insanely rich ball player or businessman and what's the chance of them being faithful. And if she dates someone with less money she will have to worry about if they are using her.
I think alot of single rich women have problems finding love for obvious reasons.
Can't stand Vanessa. She's one of those that forgot where and how she started. These two deserve each other.
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Kobe thought he was marrying a naive, fresh out of high school girl, but Vanessa knew exactly what she was doing and how to do it. They're not reconciling cause of love, she's either trying to get more or Kobe's trying to work out a sweet open marriage deal.
Why do superstar pro athletes even bother to get married? I mean I can see wanting kids or whatever but you don't have to be married to have kids. (Just ask that pathetic crapweasel Terrell Owens and his 5 hostile baby mamas lol)
I'd gladly surrogate for Kobe and it wouldn't cost him a $4 million diamond, three mansions, half of $150 million cash, and most of his dignity. Not even CLOSE. Just sayin.
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They've been "together" forever and I think she's clinging to the image and the cash. Mostly the cash. As in, she wants more.
that strange grin on their faces comes from absorbing rays from Meta World Peace.
I don't understand why guys like this get married. You know you can't keep it in your pants so just stay single and keep all your money.
Materialism is way overrated.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
NationalVelvet, what is up with her boobs is that they are real and not supported very well by that dress. Mine would do the exact same thing in that dress.
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What is up with her hair and that outfit? Her boobs look like they're trying to escape in different directions.
its cheaper to keep her.
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No one lives forever
Kobe is the type of man you fuck but don't marry. He is not husband material and I don't give a shit if he is rich or not.
She was his wife since she was barely legal and the mother of his children.She has put up with a lot.Wish them success in patching things up.If not, she deserves everything she gets in the divorce.
I have always hated myself for finding Kobe physically incredibly attractive. Everything about his body and face is hot.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
*takes detailed notes*
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Aww, I think they really lubs each other.
This "reconciliation" is BS. Saw the SAME THING with Michael Jordan and Juanita, his old wife. She filed divorce, then they "reconciled", then she filed again. Why? Because Juanita wanted more MONEY from the break up... she bought more time for the lawyers to hash things out. Michael K is totally correct when he said this trick, Vanessa, is working on squeezing a few more bucks from Kobe's asshole.
They will be divorced before the end of the summer.
BTW, David Arquette filed divorce against Courtney Cox (not visa versa). Now that David is Jewish, I guess he's looking for a nice Jewish girl to marry.
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Submitted by SalmaNella on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 6:05pm.
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 6:02pm.
Her tits looks like Snoopy's nose.
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LMAO! So true.
Dog -- snap!
Her tits looks like Snoopy's nose.
Her bewbs are shaped like the letter J. That's not hot.
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ok Foxxy, in the spirit of saying something nice, I acknowledge that she nursed two children.
actually, I assume she nursed two children, but whatevs.
anyway if I was sporting a $4M ring on my finger I'd also have two perfect rugby ball shaped tits perched on my chest, but that's just me and my priorities.
I'd also get my gumline straightened out. BUT, maybe I'm just being picky now.
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Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 5:43pm.
ok, i'm going to stop trying to get you to give that ho' a break because i see i'm just not getting anywhere with you . . . lmao
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
MK, you amazing me with your writing skills. Not only did you get wisdom teeth pulled out but you've managed to write a lot today. Including this little gem which is fucking hilarious. All hail the power of painkillers. Most of us would be passed out on the bed drooling and you continue to write funny shit.
Genius!!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 5:33pm.
TOPANGA -- she's pure trash; proves that money doesn't buy class. Normally I'd so go girl, but I've heard that she's the biggest bitch there is. Give a piece of trash a few bucks and she thinks she's something.
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But if you give a buck a few pieces of trash, he'll never leave your yard.
Oh, GONG!
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If he promises to stop hitting the jump offs raw, she'll prolly take him back. And make no mistake, he will always have a side piece.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 5:40pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 5:32pm.
she probably uses the stretch marks to help calculate her gold diggery goals: "ok, that's 25 inches of stretch mark at $10 million per inch, less 5% failed liposuction credit . . ."
not to mention $25 milly PER breast cuz she looks like she could use a lift 8-P
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 5:32pm.
she probably uses the stretch marks to help calculate her gold diggery goals: "ok, that's 25 inches of stretch mark at $10 million per inch, less 5% failed liposuction credit . . ."
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
TOPANGA -- she's pure trash; proves that money doesn't buy class. Normally I'd so go girl, but I've heard that she's the biggest bitch there is. Give a piece of trash a few bucks and she thinks she's something.