Open Post & Programming Note: Hosted By RiRi's Nipples
It's just a nipple and I hate blurring one, but I really don't want read an email today that says: "I WAS FIRED FOR HAVING RIRI'S LACE-COVERED ALIEN NIP ON MY SCREEN!" So I blurred her nip out on the top pic. This pic will also be on top for a while, because for the next few hours I'll be lying on my back with my mouth wide open ("And this is new news to us how?" - you). Today is the official coming out party for my remaining wisdom teeth (or as my dentist calls them, your "notasdumbastheotherones" teeth). FUN! Here's hoping they all come out intact, because I really want to make nipple rings out of them.
My dentist says that my wisdom teeth have pretty much busted through my gums already, so it shouldn't be that hard or painful to yank them out. Afterward, he'll pop a Vicodin in my mouth hole and I'll be back on Dlisted. I never make sense to sober brains, so maybe the afternoon delight Vicodin pill will kick something in my brain and I'll start making sense (but probably not).
For now, I leave you with these pictures of RiRi doing the walk of no shame in NYC yesterday while dressed like a lot lizard on a Salvation Army budget. I like how the look on the lady on the right's face is saying, "Bitch, your nipples look like they're on a seesaw. Fix them before putting them on display!" She speaks for all of us.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 11:47am.
And I'm sorry, but WHO thinks she has great legs? Shapeless, toneless, blobby.
exactly...and she can afford the best in plastic surgery so there's no excuse. I'd have had my hamhocks lipo'd years ago if I were her.
And I'm sorry, but WHO thinks she has great legs? Shapeless, toneless, blobby.
MK just think of Don Draper as you drift off......
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Does this whore not own a mirror? Such awful clothes. Plain disgusting thankyouverymuch.
I do Pagents!
Submitted by Lisbet459: "...Because I am apparently a 12 y/o boy, my first thought was to wonder how she wipes."
My mind always goes there. It's one of my rants, that when I had my last baby, there was a nurse on the maternity ward that had long nails like that. I was incredibly grossed out that she was wielding those things near newborns and changing diapers with them. I wrote a nastygram to the hospital about it.
That's just unsanitary. I also feel that way about weaves. That stuff just grosses me out.
This girl is living proof that no amount of money can buy class. She is trash..pure trash.
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Good luck, MK! Hope you get some incredible drugs!
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I was wondering what was with all the posts this early in the morning...
enjoy the Vicodin, MK!! save some for later! *salute*
She always looks like a walking social disease. Blechhhhh
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 11:26am.
Why has no one mentioned the grotesque nails?
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Because I was too scared to click the bigger pictures for fear of actually seeing her nips
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Sweetas...just a $20?? LOL *disappointed face*
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 11:26am.
Why has no one mentioned the grotesque nails?
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Because they're such a small detail when you look at this horrible outfit as a whole.
But thank you for pointing them out. Because I am apparently a 12 y/o boy, my first thought was to wonder how she wipes.
*sits in corner*
wtf is she wearing? - her bod looks on point tho
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what's in your taco?: a. chicken b. beef c. fish d. QUEEF
What the hell happened, I go away for a bit and now there are 854 stories to bitch about all of a sudden.
good luck mk! wishing you a speedy and dry socket-free recovery. i had mine out a year ago, all 4, and despite me being super careful i got dry socket. it's not fun. i did learn to like the taste of cloves though, and they do give you the good painkillers, but the hassle isn't worth it.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 11:26am.
Submitted by guest on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 11:21am.
A hit it & quit it kinda morning. Bitch boom bye with a bbl @ the end.
LOL!!! At least MK left a $20 on the nightstand.
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Yes, but it is rolled up with coke residue on it.. now how do we decide who gets to lick it?
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How can a man be a mom?
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Why has no one mentioned the grotesque nails?
Good Luck MK, I am too much of a puss to address the wisdom teeth situation.
Sometimes I like her ho clothes, but she just looks stupid here.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by guest on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 11:21am.
A hit it & quit it kinda morning. Bitch boom bye with a bbl @ the end.
LOL!!! At least MK left a $20 on the nightstand.
Good luck with your surgery, MK! I had all 4 taken out at once, and it was NO FUN (but they did guive me some groovy pills). Get rest and try not to worry about us sluts, OK? Bitches will complain if you don't post something in 10 minutes... I just want you to get well! <3 DD
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
White Oprah said she can loan u some of the good shit after the wisdom teeth come out Michael, Lilo swears by it too... :)
If you can get sleep denistry I HIGHLY recommend it. They get you nice and doped up on valium the night before then the morning of the dental work they give you HALCION! I LOVE THAT SHIT! Then they send you on your way with some norcos.
Hope it goes smoothly MK!!! ♥♥♥ *kisses ass in hopes of "extra" Vicodin*
UGH RiRi why don't you just go nude? And lmao @ "Bitch, your nipples look like they're on a seesaw."
Paula Deen's oldest son is cooking with Al on the Today Show.
Good luck with getting your wisdom teeth out, MK> Just don't get dry socket which is the worst pain imaginable.
take care. It would be fun to see you post under the influence of pain killers though.
A hit it & quit it kinda morning. Bitch boom bye with a bbl @ the end.
Good lick (typo, stays), MK!
I'm LOLing at the bystander reactions RiRi is getting. That side-eye is beautiful.
I bet homeboy in the orange shirt was pestering the shit out of her.
OMG my friend just told me that RDJ is shooting Iron Man 3 in the town where she lives. I told her I'd be right down.
*jumps in car a la Dukes of Hazzard*
*cue squealing tires*
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
You're just now getting your wisdom teeth out, MK? That's really late for a male.
OP to entertain the kidz! How sweet. :)
OH YEAH, NIPPLE YEAH!
Good luck at the dentist, MK... I fucking HATE dentists... HATE
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 11:16am.
But judging is so much more fun!
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Please: It's "rahnday."
MIGUELINA GOOD LUCK I HOPE YOUR TEETH COME OUT OK!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
MK if the dentist asks you to strip nude, it's perfectly normal.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 11:12am.
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF GD OUTFIT IS THIS. Bitch looks rough.
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I usually defend Rihanna and like her music. But she's just been trying so very hard as of late, with so little to show for it, that I just can't. The outfit is terrible.
Good luck, MK! Don't even worry about the site until you feel better. :)
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 11:14am.
Ahh, this explains MK's mad flurry. Hope it goes well! Try warm, flat beer on the toofs holes.
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I guess I need to read more instead of judging pictures (pshaw) cause Iw as wondering why he was throwing all kinds of shit at us.
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How can a man be a mom?
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don't let the dentist give you extra strength tylenol after he defangs you...insist on the good drugs...
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Ahh, this explains MK's mad flurry. Hope it goes well! Try warm, flat beer on the toofs holes.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
yo MK: if dentist ask you to strip nekkid go on howard stern.
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WHAT THE HELL KIND OF GD OUTFIT IS THIS. Bitch looks rough.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-