Open Post & Programming Note: Hosted By RiRi's Nipples
It's just a nipple and I hate blurring one, but I really don't want read an email today that says: "I WAS FIRED FOR HAVING RIRI'S LACE-COVERED ALIEN NIP ON MY SCREEN!" So I blurred her nip out on the top pic. This pic will also be on top for a while, because for the next few hours I'll be lying on my back with my mouth wide open ("And this is new news to us how?" - you). Today is the official coming out party for my remaining wisdom teeth (or as my dentist calls them, your "notasdumbastheotherones" teeth). FUN! Here's hoping they all come out intact, because I really want to make nipple rings out of them.
My dentist says that my wisdom teeth have pretty much busted through my gums already, so it shouldn't be that hard or painful to yank them out. Afterward, he'll pop a Vicodin in my mouth hole and I'll be back on Dlisted. I never make sense to sober brains, so maybe the afternoon delight Vicodin pill will kick something in my brain and I'll start making sense (but probably not).
For now, I leave you with these pictures of RiRi doing the walk of no shame in NYC yesterday while dressed like a lot lizard on a Salvation Army budget. I like how the look on the lady on the right's face is saying, "Bitch, your nipples look like they're on a seesaw. Fix them before putting them on display!" She speaks for all of us.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:05pm.
WTFOMGLOL
I had my four wisdoms out at once and an addition two teeth out at the same time, I got lots of nice percocet.
I was in "twilight sleep" but I told the dentist to knock my ass out as much as he could and I don't remember a thing. But my mouth was a swollen hideous mess for a few days with 6 teeth taken out. A few weeks later I got fitted for braces for two years. Oh and I was 38!
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dammmmnnn!! YOU A BAD BITCH !! LOL stronger woman than me!!!
6 teeth pulled at once, and then braces ...
daaaaammmmnnn (≧◡≦)
Submitted by NDNchief on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:56pm.
I think everyone except Miami will be rooting for the Thunder. I mean it's a no brainer -- you have one team of likable guys and Kevin Durant who looks 12 and you just want to squish his lil cheeks. Or you have Dwayne and Lebron whose off the court antics make them look like asshats. NO BRAINER :) Duh.
Go Thunder :)
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
olololol agirl!
Jeaneee - I'm with Hekki.
With #2 I was SO FUCKING DONE by 38 weeks I tried the spicy food, the secks, the walking, the scrubbing your tub, finally went the Castor Oil route. No labor, but my colon was clean. The day after the Castor Oil episode I went in for my 38 week check up, I was dialated to 3 1/2 and the baby was low. Doc told me it would be within 24-72 hours. I told him "No. I am having this baby today. Stretch my cervix and break my water. NOW!" He tried talking me into waiting and I just looked at him and said "I am having this baby. TODAY."
He finally agreed and told me to meet him at the hospital in a few hours. I did, he broke my water, started a pitocin drip and Little P came zooming out 4 hours later.
Man I loved my doctor that day. LMAO!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:57pm.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:26pm.
por que my darling?
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Because my fingers uttered the words "I miss Jana" and I need some sense smacked into me.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:26pm.
PSL I was looking for your ass earlier to talk some sense into me.
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por que my darling?
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I don't steal and I don't lie, but I can feel and I can cry
A fact I'll bet you never knew
But to cry in front of you, that's the worst thing I could do
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
@MissJaneTexas. . .your avie. I will be cheering for OKC tonight, only cuz I HATE LeBron and the Heat. Wade is okay tho.
All this wisdom teeth talk is reminding me of when my leftside wisdom teeth were extracted. All of them are impacted with the added bonus of the bottom ones having the roots grown like hooks. So I was awake while they had to break my bottom tooth inside my mouth into four pieces and extract each piece one by one. It hurt so bad I needed 7 shots of Novocaine. But, they did give me a big bottle of Codeine and Vicodine that keep me blotto for close to a month. It sucked so bad I still haven't had my rightside taken out. But, since we're talking about it, I guess I got to start thinking about making an appointment.
the bitch to the right of RiRi has more style.
M.E.
I think you are doing the right thing with your child its hard specially if he is not telling you
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:35pm.
"Just make your deposit already! Hurry up!"
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LOL I'm sure that helped... DAMMIT YOU'RE BREAKING MY STRIDE, WOMAN!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
LMAO you guys
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
GG, you're probably over the moon today with giddiness. Congrats on the Kings' win. I turned it on, saw it was 4-1 LA and turned it off. :). LA deserved it, so congrats.
*crumples in corner clutching my Zach Parise jersey, crying*
I know she is a celebrity and she signed up for it but jeebus that would be so freaking annoying...can't even walk down the street without 20 people following you with cameras. Not that I feel sorry for her...just saying.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:05pm.
Ladies, are you overdue and OVER IT?
Are you tired of being pregnant? Do you just wanna have that baybay already?
JACKO'S LABOR-INDUCING SERVICE is the answer to your problems. Guaranteed results within 6 hours or the next treatment is free. It's FDA-approved, sulfate-free and perfectly safe. No prescription required.
Reasonable rates! We will COME to you. Threesomes available! Call now, operators are standing by!
By this time tomorrow you could be a babymama!
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LOL does health insurance cover this?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Jeaneee: My experience is that the baby comes when it wants to. With my last, I remember a very non-sexy episode where beached-whale Hekki was yelling at Mr. Hekki, "Just make your deposit already! Hurry up!" ETA: It was tickling me for some reason. Damn mens.
Here's a link to the midwife archives which has lots of interesting information. It might be a little crunchy for your tastes, but these bitches know what's up.
http://www.gentlebirth.org/archives/natinduc.html
M.E., hugs gf. Kids go through phases - I hope it's not a big deal. I'm glad you're not screwing around about getting to the bottom of it. XOXOXO
M.E.: Awwww! Whatever it is, he knows you care and are doing what you can to help, and that makes a HUGE difference. They want us to pry and get in there and fix it, no matter what they say or how they act. Not knowing is probably the worst part.
Good luck!
PSL I was looking for your ass earlier to talk some sense into me.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
The good news about having your wisdom teef removed is you get to have an ice cream diet for many days..
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:05pm.
HAHAHAHA!! "guaranteed or the next one's free" hahahhaaha
Yay Yepx3!!! Best of luck and I hope you leave tread marks in the parking lot (and maybe on your old boss) when you go.
What's up with the guy in orange stalking her?
I mean, ain't you got a job fool????? Leave that crazy girl alone!
Get better soon, MIchael K. I know having those wisdom teeth out is quite a thing.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Good luck yepx3! Hope you land it.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:08pm.
I GOT A JOB INTERVIEW!!!! decided to quit last week and already got my first interview :)
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Best of luck on your job interview!
agirl that was precious! Hahahahahahaha snort!
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 12:54pm.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 12:49pm.
I WOULDN'T COMPLAIN!!!
I never thought of pregnant women hot, or otherwise, until one day it hit me while my wife and I were doing it when she was 6 mos pregnant. Now I have an unhealthy (fetish) attraction to them. No offense lol
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Ladies, are you overdue and OVER IT?
Are you tired of being pregnant? Do you just wanna have that baybay already?
JACKO'S LABOR-INDUCING SERVICE is the answer to your problems. Guaranteed results within 6 hours or the next treatment is free. It's FDA-approved, sulfate-free and perfectly safe. No prescription required.
Reasonable rates! We will COME to you. Threesomes available! Call now, operators are standing by!
By this time tomorrow you could be a babymama!
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Agirl, LOLOLOL!
*stuffs pillow under shirt and calls Jacko Inc.*
Way to go, Yepx3! You'll feel so much better being out of that toxic environment. Good luck on your interview!
congrats, yepyepyep!
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I don't steal and I don't lie, but I can feel and I can cry
A fact I'll bet you never knew
But to cry in front of you, that's the worst thing I could do
Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:08pm.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Congrats!
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
lmfao!!!!
What agirl said!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I GOT A JOB INTERVIEW!!!! decided to quit last week and already got my first interview :)
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:00pm.
beakers, you mean the dentist that give DILAUDID?
You're right. MK probably doesn't have her tolerance. Robert Downey Jr. probably doesn't have her tolerance.
She just looks ridiculous, and those yellow talons are dangerous. I remember when I got my wisdoms out, the next day my Italian father brought over a steak...
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
...I share a birthday with MK...
WTFOMGLOL
I had my four wisdoms out at once and an addition two teeth out at the same time, I got lots of nice percocet.
I was in "twilight sleep" but I told the dentist to knock my ass out as much as he could and I don't remember a thing. But my mouth was a swollen hideous mess for a few days with 6 teeth taken out. A few weeks later I got fitted for braces for two years. Oh and I was 38!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 12:54pm.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 12:49pm.
I WOULDN'T COMPLAIN!!!
I never thought of pregnant women hot, or otherwise, until one day it hit me while my wife and I were doing it when she was 6 mos pregnant. Now I have an unhealthy (fetish) attraction to them. No offense lol
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Ladies, are you overdue and OVER IT?
Are you tired of being pregnant? Do you just wanna have that baybay already?
JACKO'S LABOR-INDUCING SERVICE is the answer to your problems. Guaranteed results within 6 hours or the next treatment is free. It's FDA-approved, sulfate-free and perfectly safe. No prescription required.
Reasonable rates! We will COME to you. Threesomes available! Call now, operators are standing by!
By this time tomorrow you could be a babymama!
I had all four wisdom teeth out at once, general anesthesia (no way was I staying awake for that one) .. so the procedure was okay. One of them didn't heal for weeks and weeks, (oh..did I mention .. I was in fuckin' AGONY - worst toothache ever).. I kept waiting for it to get better, (stupid, I know, but I wasn't in a hurry to get back in the chair);
but it didn't, so finally I went back, and the dentist put a clove poultice on it. Instant pain relief, I shit you not. I got some cloves at home, with a course of antibiotics to heal that shit, and all was well after that.
but CLOVES are the fucking shit, for dry socket !!
beakers, you mean the dentist that give DILAUDID?
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I don't steal and I don't lie, but I can feel and I can cry
A fact I'll bet you never knew
But to cry in front of you, that's the worst thing I could do
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 11:17am.
MK if the dentist asks you to strip nude, it's perfectly normal.
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Ahahahaha, remember that Seinfeld episode where Jerry was having dental surgery under anesthetic and thought his dentist and the nurse were having sex?
You're all anti-dentine!
I had to get my wisdom teeth yanked when I was 24. First one was an emergency, it was abscest and infected. Only gas and a local. Seeing the dentist with his foot on my chair trying to get leverage to yank that sucker out scared the shit out of me. After he told me the other 3 had to come out, so I made the knock me out appt for the following week. The knocked my ass out, when I woke up I was HIGH and HAPPY for about an hour, then the pain set in.
My entire lower jaw swelled and was bruised. Looked like I went a few rounds with Mike Tyson.
Oh le SUCK.
And I puked off the viccy's.
Good luck at the dentist, MK. Ask for the Blohan special.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 12:49pm.
I WOULDN'T COMPLAIN!!!
I never thought of pregnant women hot, or otherwise, until one day it hit me while my wife and I were doing it when she was 6 mos pregnant. Now I have an unhealthy (fetish) attraction to them. No offense lol
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 11:26am.
Submitted by guest on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 11:21am.
A hit it & quit it kinda morning. Bitch boom bye with a bbl @ the end.
LOL!!! At least MK left a $20 on the nightstand.
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Yeah but it was crumpled and sticky.
MK, I hope all goes well at the dentist (grab a few extra vicodins for us!) and seriously, that you don't have a lot of pain afterward and no complications with your recovery.
Jack you are correct - semen contains prostaglandins, which can start contractions and soften up the cervix. Even if it doesn't work, it's still a decent way to pass the time right? :D
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
yep3 - teeth is plural :)
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by winniwins on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 12:45pm.
It's like when your getting a bad hair cut and you just sit there all quiet and let it happen.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
im supposed to have my wisdom teeth out but my dentist said to get BRACEs!!!
refereed me to another dentist who didnt take my insurance and it cost $70 for him to look at my teeth I dont need braces I need the wisdom teeth out
I am currently in search of a new dentist one who doesn't scam people
sorry I am not sure if plural is teeth or tooth
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 12:41pm.
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10-4 on the walking and the secks! Good thing my partner has a hippo fetish, lol
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by Jeanneee on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 12:23pm.
Our doc advised us to have sex to speed up the process... So, my wife was a week away from her due date and we had sex... she went in to labor the next morning. Something about the guy's semen or some shit like that. IDK, could have a been a coincidence.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Uhg. Wisdom teeth. My dentist gave me the gas first then asked something like " mind If this dental college student assists" I woke up with the kids knee on my chest giving it all he had while my real dentist started screaming for "more gas" then lights out again. Oh and dry sockets are fun! I went in to get them packed and the dentist has the nerve to again ask " mind if my assistant does the procedure while I advise" or some such shit. I let him. It's like when your getting a bad hair cut and you just sit there all quiet and let it happen.
MK, good luck to you with your dentist!
And MK, you can make yummy frozen fruit smoothies, cause you'll have to be on liquid food for a few days. xoxoxoxo