Open Post & Programming Note: Hosted By RiRi's Nipples
It's just a nipple and I hate blurring one, but I really don't want read an email today that says: "I WAS FIRED FOR HAVING RIRI'S LACE-COVERED ALIEN NIP ON MY SCREEN!" So I blurred her nip out on the top pic. This pic will also be on top for a while, because for the next few hours I'll be lying on my back with my mouth wide open ("And this is new news to us how?" - you). Today is the official coming out party for my remaining wisdom teeth (or as my dentist calls them, your "notasdumbastheotherones" teeth). FUN! Here's hoping they all come out intact, because I really want to make nipple rings out of them.
My dentist says that my wisdom teeth have pretty much busted through my gums already, so it shouldn't be that hard or painful to yank them out. Afterward, he'll pop a Vicodin in my mouth hole and I'll be back on Dlisted. I never make sense to sober brains, so maybe the afternoon delight Vicodin pill will kick something in my brain and I'll start making sense (but probably not).
For now, I leave you with these pictures of RiRi doing the walk of no shame in NYC yesterday while dressed like a lot lizard on a Salvation Army budget. I like how the look on the lady on the right's face is saying, "Bitch, your nipples look like they're on a seesaw. Fix them before putting them on display!" She speaks for all of us.
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Good luck with the teefs, MK!
I can't remember what kind of general anesthetic my oral surgeon gave me, but while walking across the parking lot with Mama Bacon immediately after "recovering", I sat down in the middle of the parking lot, giggling, thinking that I was already in the car. Good times!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:40pm.
agirl - stipping the membranes is the doc using his finger to seperate the bag of water from the cervix. Not pleasant, but I'm sure it's either equally painful to, or slightly less painful as having the doctor use his finger to manually stretch your cervix from one dialation to the other.
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uhhh, thanks!
*faints in horror*
lol, jk
(Do they really do that with the stretching of the cervix?? WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF)
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:53pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:44pm.
I had a toof punched out in year 3 by a bullying bullier. And I lost my two baby canine teefs on a clothes line. What sort of grown up places a trampolene under a clothes line!!
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Sandy, the sort that want to watch kids hang themselves . Haha
Yes, but why does it always have to be MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?>@
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Sandy, when I was a little girl, my mom used to pull out my wobbling teeth by tying one end of a thread around a tooth and then tying the other end of the thread to the door handle. I'm not making it up. :o(
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:20pm.
ETA: Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:17pm
now hate myself and you because i clicked on that, lol
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u r welcome :D it's addictive.
Are those neatly laced gym boots supposed to make up for the rest of that shoddy ensemble? She even makes Courtney Love look well put together.
Excusy for being OT-ay in the OP-ay.
Swollen dry mouth is no fun. Feel better MK! Here, try the jello... haha ;)
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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The bandeau top RiRi is wearing is supposed to be worn under another top. It is basiically a bra....no class.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:17pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:55pm.
i know fuck about engines or car crashes but maybe that could be oil filter that popped out from impact?
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I know very little about cars, but it does kinda look like an oil filter... *shrugs*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:55pm.
i know fuck about engines or car crashes but maybe that could be oil filter that popped out from impact?
ETA: Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:17pm
now hate myself and you because i clicked on that, lol
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I have been informed that if I don't stop singing this ditty around the house, I will get a beatin'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAzXjaIWbh0&feature=endscreen&NR=1
I can't stop though. so if I show up one day lookin like (•̪●) you'll know why.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:39pm.
Dirty Whore Mouth
I am laughing at your "how can a man be a mom"!
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I'm curious now... what video?
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by NDNchief on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:56pm.
Go meteor shower hitting both arenas!
/bitter Spurs fan
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:08pm.
He's a damn good sport, which is why I will never leave him.
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Awwww, that thawed my cold black heart for a moment... very sweet.
agirl - No cash necessary!! WILL WORK FOR BEER!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:53pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:44pm.
I had a toof punched out in year 3 by a bullying bullier. And I lost my two baby canine teefs on a clothes line. What sort of grown up places a trampolene under a clothes line!!
XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxxx
Sandy, the sort that want to watch kids hang themselves . Haha
Yes, but why does it always have to be MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?>@
PSL - the alcohol in a water bottle further proves all our suspicions of her walking around clubs with a water bottle full of booze.
Bitch, don't try to run a game on the gamer.
Submitted by parissucksliterally: "TMZ posted Lohan had an OPEN CONTAINER of ALCOHOL in her trunk. In a WATER BOTTLE. But she had no alcohol in her system, and it is okay to have an open container in the trunk."
OH THAT REMINDS ME! Click to see the slide show. In photos 6, 7, and 8, there is a can inside the car. How the fuck did that can get in there? What is it?
http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/08/lindsay-lohan-car-accident-porsche-hospita...
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:44pm.
I had a toof punched out in year 3 by a bullying bullier. And I lost my two baby canine teefs on a clothes line. What sort of grown up places a trampolene under a clothes line!!
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Sandy, the sort that want to watch kids hang themselves . Haha
And another thing about Rihanna (since my time is almost up). Lots of people walk around in ridiculous outfits and no one stops to take photos. And lots of celebs walk around town and no one stops to take photos. But if you combine those two things, especially in a touristy area, people are going to notice and whip out their cell phones and even follow you and say shit.
A heads up for those parents in here.
Please be aware of an unregulated drug
on the market called BenzoFury.
It is available cheaply online.
Dear friends lost a child to this
cr+p this past weekend.
TMZ posted Lohan had an OPEN CONTAINER of ALCOHOL in her trunk. In a WATER BOTTLE. But she had no alcohol in her system, and it is okay to have an open container in the trunk.
AAARRRGGGHHHH
fucking asshole gets away with everything.
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I don't steal and I don't lie, but I can feel and I can cry
A fact I'll bet you never knew
But to cry in front of you, that's the worst thing I could do
IF that is awesome. Your kids are cool. WHERE'S MAMA?!?
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I had a toof punched out in year 3 by a bullying bullier. And I lost my two baby canine teefs on a clothes line. What sort of grown up places a trampolene under a clothes line!!
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Sucky - Ultimate Grand Supreme Dlisted Celebrity
http://youtu.be/kYrxbOV_znM
just
so
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
agirl: Do you want to know?
The way I understand it is, they stick their fingers up in your cervix (which is already somewhat open) and they kind of run their finger around and loosen the bag of waters. I guess it stimulates something. I don't know.
All I know is the midwife asked me if I wanted to try it and I'd trust her with my life and I said I'd do anything to get my labor going. It hurt like a motherfucker but it worked.
agirl - stipping the membranes is the doc using his finger to seperate the bag of water from the cervix. Not pleasant, but I'm sure it's either equally painful to, or slightly less painful as having the doctor use his finger to manually stretch your cervix from one dialation to the other.
Dirty Whore Mouth
I am laughing at your "how can a man be a mom"!
My kids know that whole tape off by heart! I let them listen to it on YouTube as it's pretty innocent. I think we've listened to it over a hundred times!
Is this Diane?
Is this Diane?
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:35pm.
Nothing beats first-hand information. Feel free to share your experiences, DWM!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
unemployed bum, you had me laughing and cringeing alternately. OMG! You poor thing! Nice to see you posting again, BTW.
Thanks for the tips y'all. There's some really good/interesting stuff in that link too Hekki. I especially loved the "Don't mix up castor oil and Castrol" warning, lulz. I can just see some lady being like "I drank a whole bottle of motor oil and it didn't start my labor but I sure did run smooth for the next 3500 miles."
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:34pm.
Whether or not you are a celebrity, your chances of being stalked probably increase by a 100 percent when you walk around with a see-through top.
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I like to tell my stalkers where I will be to make it easier for them to stalk me and then I get mad at them for stalking me cause I have to seem put out cause i certainly don't put out.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Whether or not you are a celebrity, your chances of being stalked probably increase by a 100 percent when you walk around with a see-through top.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by clairey claire on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:09pm.
Jeanneee, in that link of Hekkis it says semen is 10x more absorbed if taken orally. Dunno if you want to share that with your other half or not...how bad do you want this baby out??
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Of course I had all my wisdom teeth out at once! Why would you want to go through that again? get it over with.
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I don't steal and I don't lie, but I can feel and I can cry
A fact I'll bet you never knew
But to cry in front of you, that's the worst thing I could do
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:09pm.
Ohh, M.E.!! You reminded me. With the second one, the midwife "stripped my membranes", which hurt like hell, but it worked. I went home and a few hours later my water broke and that baby came out like 5 hours later
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I am afeared to ask but 'zackly what does "stripping the membranes" entail? Do I not want to know?
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:05pm.
WTFOMGLOL
I had my four wisdoms out at once and an addition two teeth out at the same time, I got lots of nice percocet.
I was in "twilight sleep" but I told the dentist to knock my ass out as much as he could and I don't remember a thing. But my mouth was a swollen hideous mess for a few days with 6 teeth taken out. A few weeks later I got fitted for braces for two years. Oh and I was 38!
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Just few days before my 10th birthday I had to have 9 baby teeth surgically removed to get braces(yeah they put braces on 10 year-olds). The nurse couldn't get the IV in my vein and it hurt so bad that I started screaming and swearing. I called her a cocksucking bitch- the first time I ever swore at an adult. The anesthetic wore off towards the end of the procedure, so I woke up as the last teeth were being pulled out. Two days later was my birthday and because I had no teeth, I couldn't blow out the candles on my cake. I blew spit out mixed with brown blood(we threw the cake away). The cocksucking bitch nurse that fucked up my IV also gave me her stomach virus, so imagine vomiting your guts up in that condition. So I got my braces on, suffered through 3 1/2 years of misery, and then about 3 years ago I was hit by a car while riding my bike and now my front teeth are all crooked and weird looking agin. When I got thrown from the bike, I basically ate the pavement. The ER doctor said I'm pretty lucky to have any front teeth left after the accident.
M.E.: Do you think we scared Jeaneee sufficiently?
It's awful because there's no turning back, there's no way to avoid it. That baby's coming out one way or the other, and neither way is a picnic.
Awwwww, but I'd do it again in a heartbeat. These little beasts are worth it.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:39pm.
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LOL does health insurance cover this?
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CASH ONLY, PAYMENT IN ADVANCE! (amirite, Jack?)
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:27pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:23pm.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:14pm.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that
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GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD BITCH!!!!!:D ♥
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MOVE, BITCH !!!! I'M LINDSAY LOHAN !!
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BWAAAAAAAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! Ok, you win. That rocked.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:23pm.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:14pm.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that
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GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD BITCH!!!!!:D ♥
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MOVE, BITCH !!!! I'M LINDSAY LOHAN !!
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DWM, hahahahahah
BEEP BEEP from The Sea Hag! woo hoo
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I don't steal and I don't lie, but I can feel and I can cry
A fact I'll bet you never knew
But to cry in front of you, that's the worst thing I could do
Ah had all 4 of mah wisdom teefs out at once. Twilight drip and all. They gave me Vicodin but ah iz 'llergic, so ah had to suffer wiff prescription Aleve. If ah had known the expression "FML" at the time, ah'd have used it. Liberally.
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Look at her feet in the main picture.
It looks as though she is floating above the street
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:14pm.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that
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GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
:D ♥
Hekki - I remember the mortified look on BH's face when the doc was reaching in for my cervix to break my water. He seemed like he was elbow deep (I know not really) and I glanced over and BH was about 7 shades of white.
HHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:14pm.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
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Sizzle!
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Jeanneee, in that link of Hekkis it says semen is 10x more absorbed if taken orally. Dunno if you want to share that with your other half or not...how bad do you want this baby out??
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Ohh, M.E.!! You reminded me. With the second one, the midwife "stripped my membranes", which hurt like hell, but it worked. I went home and a few hours later my water broke and that baby came out like 5 hours later.
Good Luck Rascal!!arghhhhhh!!
jack, he was so happy to have any action, he didn't care. He was laughing at me. He's a damn good sport, which is why I will never leave him. He's one of the good ones, bless him.