Open Post & Programming Note: Hosted By RiRi's Nipples
It's just a nipple and I hate blurring one, but I really don't want read an email today that says: "I WAS FIRED FOR HAVING RIRI'S LACE-COVERED ALIEN NIP ON MY SCREEN!" So I blurred her nip out on the top pic. This pic will also be on top for a while, because for the next few hours I'll be lying on my back with my mouth wide open ("And this is new news to us how?" - you). Today is the official coming out party for my remaining wisdom teeth (or as my dentist calls them, your "notasdumbastheotherones" teeth). FUN! Here's hoping they all come out intact, because I really want to make nipple rings out of them.
My dentist says that my wisdom teeth have pretty much busted through my gums already, so it shouldn't be that hard or painful to yank them out. Afterward, he'll pop a Vicodin in my mouth hole and I'll be back on Dlisted. I never make sense to sober brains, so maybe the afternoon delight Vicodin pill will kick something in my brain and I'll start making sense (but probably not).
For now, I leave you with these pictures of RiRi doing the walk of no shame in NYC yesterday while dressed like a lot lizard on a Salvation Army budget. I like how the look on the lady on the right's face is saying, "Bitch, your nipples look like they're on a seesaw. Fix them before putting them on display!" She speaks for all of us.
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My porn name is Tika Antelope.
*blushes profusely*
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 6:15pm.
however, i LOVE my porn name: Gypsy Locust
(name of 1st pet/name of childhood home street)
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LAMO... I'm Freckles Failing!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 6:15pm.
(name of 1st pet/name of childhood home street)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! My porn name... CHICHI HOUSTON!!
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well, you do like tits ... ;)
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:26pm.
Sooooooooooo effing SICK of these wildfires around here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It smells like a freaking HUGE bonfire here in CO. My car has about three layers of ash all over it.
Grrrr.
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Been there. Except mine was Mt. St. Helens. We drove around with surgical masks in our car for a year. The old girl still puffs ash every day.
Soap opera name: Valerie Corbett. Two people I can't stand (chick I went to school with, current governor of my state who is fucking shit up and just received the lowest approval ratings thus far in his governor-ship).
Porn name: Sammy Pomander
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 6:15pm.
(name of 1st pet/name of childhood home street)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! My porn name... CHICHI HOUSTON!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Bye Foxxy ;-) Have a good one.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 6:08pm
but at least it sounds like an air freshener that would only be sold in the better stores . . . ;-)
back to work for me - have fun and a good eve/aft/am everyone!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
however, i LOVE my porn name: Gypsy Locust
(name of 1st pet/name of childhood home street)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
My soap opera name is Augustus Thornton... WTF?
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Mine is Madison Everglade. That blows. I sound like an air freshener.
Birdie??? BWah!
I put in "Dog" and got PIPER WILLMINGTON. Mkay.
Off to the gym. Laterz.
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www.theanimalrescuesite.com
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 5:58pm
Hi, Dog (i mean "Hi Karen"--i mean "hi, me")!
Using my real name i gots "Farrah York" as my soap diva name. it's no "Erica Kane" but i'll take it
but, using "Foxxy Brown" i got "Nivea Cortlandt." "Nivea?!" WTF?! i'm officially reporting HLNtv.com as racist
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 5:58pm.
Mine would be Birdie Callahan. WTFFF!!!!!
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Foxxy Brown, your screen name is already a soap opera name. Here's the soap opera name generator. Mine's TRUDY DERRINGER. WTF? Since you and I are the same person, it's probably moot, but what's yours?
http://www.hlntv.com/interactive/2012/06/12/whats-your-soap-opera-name?h...
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Submitted by chinlee3 on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 5:29pm
don't think that's her -- jawline seems off, boobs seem too small . . .
yes, Mr. In-the-Box, we know that does not matter to you, lol
ETA: i meant "in-the-hat" but "in-the-box" seems to work just as well . . .
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
chinlee.... thank you!!! LOL so meaty!! NSFW duh
http://hipsterrunoff.com/mainstreamer/nsfw-snooki-releases-raunchy-nude-...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
I know some of you Horz live in Chicago. WTF is happening in that city? 8 murders, 40 wounded in one weekend. Still though, I plan on moving there after I graduate and get my degree.
Just saw a nude pic of Snooki on Hipster Runoff, what a troll.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:29pm
i would LOVE to see a clip of Chris Rock recording that scene. i'm sure it was fall on the floor funny
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there is a bit on youtube where's talking about it ... but I couldn't get the video to play, just the sound .. so don't know if they show him recording or not ..
It'll probably be on extra features when the DVD eventually comes out ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWqM9iMS36c
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Michael, Do NOT suck on anything--and I mean
anything!! It can cause dry socket.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:25pm.
that is SO cute and now officially my favorite version. they all look like they're having so much fun. that kid must be under incredible pressure -- it's nice to see her just having fun with her song
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
You are welcome friends <3
*curtsey*
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:25pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEsPhTbJhuo
Here is a fun version of it :)
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I've never heard that song, but thank you. I'll now be mumbling wrong lyrics, blurting out "Call me maybe" for the rest of the day.
yes, Table Dancer, thanks soooooo much! LOL
♥♥♥
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
lmao at MJT... such a brat
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Foxxy...ikr! Lol.
What's good?
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:23pm.
HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW,Did you get here?????????????????????????? Nobodys supposed to be hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Submitted by guest on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:24pm
/hangs my head in shame with you. that video with the college baseball players made me like the song
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Sooooooooooo effing SICK of these wildfires around here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It smells like a freaking HUGE bonfire here in CO. My car has about three layers of ash all over it.
Grrrr.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEsPhTbJhuo
Here is a fun version of it :)
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
*likes call me maybe* :p
Janey has had me singing "Nobody's supposed to be here" for the last two days!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:29pm
i would LOVE to see a clip of Chris Rock recording that scene. i'm sure it was fall on the floor funny
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
If anyone has an old iPod Nano, one of the black or white jobbers (pre color) with the plastic front... They've been recalled, and you can send it in for a brand new one. Not a bad deal. Just an FYI.
Welcome, Edna -E- Coli...
MissJane - NO LINKS PLEASE!!! You get more songs stuck in my head than anyone!!! ASS. ♥
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:51pm.
It's better than...Hey I just met you and THIS IS CRAZZZZZZZZY. So here's my number so call me baby...
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can you maybe post the link for Jacko, so he can forget he ever heard Polka Dot Afro ? LOL
then of course, the ad will be on TV again, and he'll be screwed..
I'm tightening up my lips with these teeth horror stories!
Get some rest if ya need it MK, we'll be here! <3
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"What is the Yiddish word for puto estúpido, because that's what he really is" - MK
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:51pm.
It's better than...Hey I just met you and THIS IS CRAZZZZZZZZY. So here's my number so call me baby...
I was at a birthday party on Friday night and on my own nerves cause I couldn't stop singing that stupid song...
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Good luck Michael ; had that done myself /all 4/ and it was not too bad, :/ but still give yourself time to rest for a few days. (and stock up on soup and baby food before your appointment )
-a long long time reader who this week finally joined the D . you have given me tons of laughs over the years. ( i almost joined years ago with your great /bulge it like bobby riff on / bend it like beckham/ Post. :)
"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now." = Edna 'E' Mode
agirl - my doc stretch my cervix at my request. Here the hospital will not admit you until you are 4cm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:17pm.
I hate it when songs get stuck in my head. This song is now stuck in my head. Thank you.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:17pm.
LOL, I was singing this yesterday. Hahahaha. My coworker was like SHUT.UP.
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it does seem to bring out the hate in people. I don't know why.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:45pm.
Did any of y'all see "Jackass 3D"? They pulled out one of Ehren's teefs (I think it was him) by tying the string to a Lamborghini. IT HURT TO WATCH.
P.S. I don't think the toof was loose, but it was crooked. Gotdayum can you imagine?
---I refuse to watch Jackass. It's against my evolution.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:17pm.
LOL, I was singing this yesterday. Hahahaha. My coworker was like SHUT.UP.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:05pm.
agirl - No cash necessary!! WILL WORK FOR BEER!
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Well that is very accomodating and flexible of you - the pregnant ladies of 'Merica appreciate it!
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I am nothing if not accomodating.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:41pm.
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:34pm.
Sandy, when I was a little girl, my mom used to pull out my wobbling teeth by tying one end of a thread around a tooth and then tying the other end of the thread to the door handle. I'm not making it up. :o(
---Oh trust Rasc I know yer not making it up - the British invented the method. The scullery door was my nanna's choice.
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Did any of y'all see "Jackass 3D"? They pulled out one of Ehren's teefs (I think it was him) by tying the string to a Lamborghini. IT HURT TO WATCH.
P.S. I don't think the toof was loose, but it was crooked. Gotdayum can you imagine?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:05pm.
agirl - No cash necessary!! WILL WORK FOR BEER!
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Well that is very accomodating and flexible of you - the pregnant ladies of 'Merica appreciate it!
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:34pm.
Sandy, when I was a little girl, my mom used to pull out my wobbling teeth by tying one end of a thread around a tooth and then tying the other end of the thread to the door handle. I'm not making it up. :o(
---Oh trust Rasc I know yer not making it up - the British invented the method. The scullery door was my nanna's choice.