Open Post & Programming Note: Hosted By RiRi's Nipples
It's just a nipple and I hate blurring one, but I really don't want read an email today that says: "I WAS FIRED FOR HAVING RIRI'S LACE-COVERED ALIEN NIP ON MY SCREEN!" So I blurred her nip out on the top pic. This pic will also be on top for a while, because for the next few hours I'll be lying on my back with my mouth wide open ("And this is new news to us how?" - you). Today is the official coming out party for my remaining wisdom teeth (or as my dentist calls them, your "notasdumbastheotherones" teeth). FUN! Here's hoping they all come out intact, because I really want to make nipple rings out of them.
My dentist says that my wisdom teeth have pretty much busted through my gums already, so it shouldn't be that hard or painful to yank them out. Afterward, he'll pop a Vicodin in my mouth hole and I'll be back on Dlisted. I never make sense to sober brains, so maybe the afternoon delight Vicodin pill will kick something in my brain and I'll start making sense (but probably not).
For now, I leave you with these pictures of RiRi doing the walk of no shame in NYC yesterday while dressed like a lot lizard on a Salvation Army budget. I like how the look on the lady on the right's face is saying, "Bitch, your nipples look like they're on a seesaw. Fix them before putting them on display!" She speaks for all of us.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 7:24pm.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 7:05pm.
SO name: Ashley Lavoy
Porn name: Lucy Thornton
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You have the tamest porn name. ☺
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I must specialize in missionary style porn only! ☺
Submitted by BangoSkank on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:20pm.
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Thanks Bango! My old ipod's the square one but I know someone who qualifies. Are they 'sploding? lol
*What's this about porn names?* ;p
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Okay, for my pr0n name I'll use the name of a pet that we had years ago.
Sasquatch Pochick.
Um.....
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My porn name, Chester Brown! LMFAO!
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Hi Momus!
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Hi, Mike.
@TwatMuffin: Your porn name, Rex Madison, is rather sexay for a lady.
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porn name - Barbie Sunset
SO name- Brittanica Wilde
Shalom, Mike!
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Howdy Owl, Dog, Sweetas, and others!
So that makes my porn name Rex Madison??? I'm a girl -- that can't be!!!
The NBA final playoffs are starting now. My nephew and I have on our Thunder caps and we are ready! Go OKC!
Wowlie, much as I'd love to, we gave our animals very distinctive names so I don't think it's a good ideer. :-(
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Submitted by the original be... on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 9:25pm.
Dog, seriously? I've lost the keys to mine, but we can still use 'em!
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Dammit. I think he scarpered again.
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Dog, pick the one you pike best!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Dog, seriously? I've lost the keys to mine, but we can still use 'em!
*whispers*
You guys, James Haven is in the Celine thread. Someone grab the cuffs so we can make him stay for a bit.
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Submitted by the original be... on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 9:20pm.
I don't know, WinterOwl; Munchie San Marcos is a pretty damn good porn name!
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I'll concede that I do like my porn name, but your is so over the top and hilarious!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Wowlie, we have forty'leven pets!
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Oooh, I like my Soap Opera name! Teagan Van Cartier. It's Dutch!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
I don't know, WinterOwl; Munchie San Marcos is a pretty damn good porn name! (Mine does have a certain irony though, does it not?) ;)
My soap name is Grace Kennedy? WTF???
My porn name is Dino Pine. See the theme happening here? I'll be coming out with a new line of Glade products soon.
Dog, your porn name consists of your first pet's name and the street you grew up on.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The Soap Opera Name Generator is at
http://www.hlntv.com/interactive/2012/06/12/whats-your-soap-opera-name?h...
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How do I find out my porn name? My luck, my porn name is Lindsay Lohan.
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Submitted by SalmaNella on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 6:08pm.
Mine is Madison Everglade. That blows. I sound like an air freshener.
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You damn hoor! I was just chewing some chicken when I saw this and nearly choked laughing!
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Michael, just rinse as instructed by your doctor. I got an infected socket after I had all 4 removed at once; you do not want that to happen. But even if that happens, you'll have to flush the socket out & take antibiotics, it can be taken care of. Good luck!
NDNchief -- yeah, Chicago is having a crime wave. Partly I blame it on the warm weather. Mayor Emanuel (that little hottie) wants to step up police, which is a start in the right direction. The problem is attacks are beginning to happen in the best parts of the city, which worries even me. I was born here and I still think it's the most awesome city in the country. I wouldn't let that put you off from moving here, though. You just have to be careful, though. The city is so beautiful and has so much to offer.
Submitted by the original be... on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 8:57pm.
My porn name is Sweet Charlie Los Padres.
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That's probably my favorite so far! Haha
My porn name would be Munchie San Marcos.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
My porn name is Sweet Charlie Los Padres. (What is my soap name supposed to consist of?)
Oh, MK, I feel for you. The only saving grace to having my wisdom teeth extracted (painfully and surgically) was that my oral surgeon looked like a Mediterranean Jesse Williams with blue eyes. And the drugs, natch.
TM, I think it's more likely that she intimidates him with her preying mantis-like ways.
lol Mike!! I think your pron name and SO name have dyslexia. And Momus, I think this is the tamest pron name:
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 8:44pm.
My soap opera name is "Chastity Humphrey,"
A pron star named Chastity LOL, she just keeps telling the TV repairman NO through the whole thing.
Fun fact: the guy who took out my wisdom teeth a few years back was the stepfather of Ashley Dupre (Eliot Spitzer's call girl).
I LOVE my porn name - Fluffy Chestnut!
Tho soap name is Jade McIntyre, have an urge to go watch that old movie Local Hero.
My soap opera name is "Chastity Humphrey," kind of boring, I know.
I'm watching this stupid special about Fugliana Rancid and her husband called "Marriage Rules," talking about how to make it in a marriage. I hate them so much, especially her. I hope he beats her.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 7:12pm.
if it makes you happier, we'll let you be "Fluffy Bush" for one of them ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Porn name: Sunny Rich
Soap opera name: Viola Koffman (How the hell does a German babe like me get an elderly Jewish woman's name?? Oy vey!)
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What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
my soap opera name is Skee Goodman. what the h?
My soap opera name is Vanessa De Veer.
Soap opera name: India Harriman
Porn name: Pinky Smoot
I like my porn name, wish I had made it my screen name on here.
@Mike
I think I like Demi Moore better than Grizzly Bush. *ducks fast*
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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 7:05pm.
SO name: Ashley Lavoy
Porn name: Lucy Thornton
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You have the tamest porn name. ☺
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ROFTFLMAO!
My soap opera name: Lanie Lando
My pron name: Snoopy Manitou (don't start)
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My soap opera name is Grizzly Bush!
My porn name is Fluffy West Main :(
SO name: Ashley Lavoy
Porn name: Lucy Thornton
LOL all this talk about cervixes reminds me of the time I was getting checked out by my OB/GYN, and she informed me that I had a "nice, healthy pink cervix." I started laughing (I laugh like a nutcase when I'm nervous) and said, "Thank you, I try."
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Soap opera name: using first name and surname I was born with = Teagan Tebowing (Well, that's a shame. Toss out that one.)
Soap opera name: using first name and married surname = Stiletto Barnes (Now, that's more like it!) ______________________________________________
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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 6:36pm.
My soap opera name is MONTANA WARLOCK. p-p-pp-pppPWAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess my soap opera is Dark Shadows. *casts spells on all y'all*
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I covet your SO name!
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Haha Momus, DANG girl! ;) And my pron name would be Stormy Azalea. :p
Oh, my soap name is Louisa Chippendale - I sound like a rich old biddy.
This thread has me so confused - I don't know whether to feel for all my teeth or have someone dilate my cervix. Dry sockets ! Stripped membranes! lol
RiRi looks like an old lady who wandered out from the rest home before someone could check her.
Hekki - we're related !
My soap opera name is MONTANA WARLOCK. p-p-pp-pppPWAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess my soap opera is Dark Shadows. *casts spells on all y'all*
My SO name is "Mona McKenna."
lol
Soap Opera Name: Mercedes Chippendale
Porn name: Valentine Carlton.
Which I LOVE. Maybe that will be my new Fucking With The Loonies Name.