I went with that picture, because reading a story about doctor molestation as told to Howard Stern is sometimes easier to read when a stoned poodle with black jellybean eyes is staring at you.
Maria Menounos, who co-hosts that Extra shit with AC Slater, was on Howard Stern yesterday to promote something or another and their talk strangely went from how she didn’t do the naked rumba with her completely heterosexual DWTS partner Derek Hough to how several male gynos have touched her wrong. While my ass got an Operation-game like shock in my loins while watching that hot piece Dr. Richard Besser (you ain’t never accused me of having standards) talk about Robin Roberts’ condition on Nightline last night, Maria doesn’t have it like that for doctors. Maria has a serious phobia of doctors and she can’t get examined by one unless her boyfriend of 14 years Kevin Undergaro is in the room with her.
Maria told Howard the horror started years ago when she went to see a doctor for an issue with her throat. The doctor told her to get naked and change into a hospital gown. As far as Maria knows, her throat didn’t suddenly drop into her coochie area, so she was traumatized when the doctor started pressing on her genitals without telling her he was going to do so. Maria went on (via The Stir):
I was really young, so I was so uncomfortable … [My boyfriend] Kevin was in the waiting room and I literally started screaming … I was just so uncomfortable I didn’t know what to do.
Kevin told her to call the police and press charges against Dr. Molesty McSickFuck, but she says she didn’t want to make the issue worse. Maria told Howard that it wasn’t the only time a doctor made her feel extra gross inside. It happened to her several times by different doctors including one time when a dude doctor complimented her belly button ring before touching it.
It is kind of weird that Maria said all of this to Howard, but stranger things have happened on Howard’s show (see: Jenny McCarthy’s entire interview). I have so many questions, but since my brain is a tundra of dumb uselessness, the one I kept asking myself while reading this was: THE HELL? Was her doctor the creepy ass bitch from Hand that Rocks the Cradle?