The Greatest Singuh In Duh Wuuuuurld Covers Adele
I'm back and I'm down 2 wizdumb teeth. The most painful part was that the dentist's office played John Mayer for most of it. The best part was when the dentist yanked out a cavity-ridden toof and said, "Have you ever had anything this nasty in your mouth before?" without knowing what kind of slut he was talking to. If dead, bloody, janked up wisdom teeth had mouths, mine would've used its to bust out a laugh at that question.
The best way for me to cleanse my ears of the sound of cracking teeth and John Mayer gargling used douche water in the background is with Celine Dion yodeling out Adele's "Rolling In The Deep" during one of her recent shows at Caesars in Las Vegas. Celine is like a singing block of French Canadian cheese, but she does this shit justice. When the angels reach orgasm and open their mouths, the sound of Celine singing Adele comes out. But that could be the Vicodin kicking in.
Recently, my friend and I had a drunken conversation (or maybe I had the drunken conversation with myself, I don't know) about "Rolling in the Deep" and he asked me if that shit was about butt sex. When she sings, "We could have had it all?" is she singing about that intense moment when the peen is just a few inches from going all the way in, but you're like, "Nope. Not today. Back it up." I bet that when Celine sings this song, that's the exact image she thinks of.
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Welcome back MK. Hope you got some good drugs and listening to Mayer voice was all a bad dream.
I love Adele and its rare that I enjoy someone else who covers her songs. Because Adele wrote the songs there is more authenticity and passion when she sings it.
That said, Celine can sing but she should stick to her emotional charged ballads.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:26pm.
Are people still pretending Adele makes great music
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LOL! hey you can debate about her overexposure, you can debate that her "sad girl gets dumped" music can be trying but I would suggest you can't debate that the woman can sing and she can sing brilliantly! I've heard her sing a 7am with only a single guitar to back her up and she hits every single powerful note. For a 21 year old that has written a great deal of her own music I would suggest again that YES she makes great music:)
*puts on helmet, dives in fox hole, wide eyed peers out* ;P
Barbra should cover this song next... after that Liza!
Only good thing about getting your wisdom teeth removed is the ice cream and popsicles afterward! "Nope. Not today. Back it up." - Uh, not the answer I was looking for MK! lol
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I may be in the minority, but I hate this song no matter who sings it. And I loathe Adele. Blah.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
sit down, Celine -- not your type of song
glad you're ok, MK. sorry you were victim of auditory rape during your appointment, but at least you had meds to help the Mayer go down
/avoiding recommended wisdom teeth removal for about 6 years and counting
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Ugh. Celine is so like, "So, this is what the kids are listening to these days?"
When I got my wisdoms out, I lived off of mashed potatoes and ice cream. And my "mother" bought me a Destiny's Child CD. WHAT?! I was seventeen,lol.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Oh MK, you have all my sympathy if you got wisdom teeth removed. I had them removed a couple months back, and it was hideous. Be careful with the salt water rinses, cuz one drop in your stomach and you puke everything.
Too bad you don't have my dentist, cuz he'll play requests.
As for Celine, she annoys me to hell, but she does a decent job covering it.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
One of the funniest lines I ever heard on Will & Grace was right after Karen married (and divorced) Lyle, she spent her wedding night making out with Celine Dion's arm choreographer in a casino.
Add me to the I heart Dolly Parton club. She grew up about an hour away from me, and she does SO much for our region and the children (besides opening Dollywood--which is awesome).
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
Submitted by guest on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:09pm.
MK. Yay.
Don't like Celine & don't wanna hear her sing Adele. :p
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Good girl. Smart decision. I've gone through 17 bandaids since listening.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by TexnDoc: "...Back when insurance was insurance and you practically had to beg "I think I'm ready to go home now"."
Right? My poor BIL had hip surgery and they sent him home directly afterwards. A visiting nurse checked up on him a few times. WTF?
ALthough maybe you're better off... The chances of getting MRSA or a staph infection are pretty high in the hospital.
I've been reading this book, "An Intimate History of Humanity" and there's a whole section about how hospitals and nursing came about, and it sounds just awful. We are SO lucky to live now, even compared to 100 years ago.
Are people still pretending Adele makes great music
Get well soon MK. The dentist who took out my wisdom teefs was ex-navy *shudders at memory*
Totally judging all you Celine Dion fans
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
MK. Yay.
Don't like Celine & don't wanna hear her sing Adele. :p
With most you - not a big Celine fan - but hometrick can sing.
Hekki - I LOVE me some Dolly. She can do no wrong in my eyes.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Slow clap for MK coming BACK here after that ordeal. MK, you gave us an OP and told us your deal. We totally understand. Now take the rest of the day off!
And I have a HUGE soft spot for Celine Dion. I love her like I love Dolly Parton. She is talented and works damn hard and I think she really appreciates everything she has. And I've never heard about her being a cunt to fans, like so many other celebs. I don't love her music, but bitch can SING and she's a top shelf entertainer. Nothing but love for Celine.
I cannot stand Celine, but bitch can sing.
Jeez when I had those teeth taken out I got at least three days in the hospital to catch up on my stories and eat pain pills. Back when insurance was insurance and you practically had to beg "I think I'm ready to go home now".
I'm not a Celine fan by any means but I have to tip my hat to a great set of pipes and as skinny as our little french chicken is bitch can fucking crank em out. Yes she over-emotes and is as mellow dramatic as a grade 9 Pirates of Penzance play but the bitch can lay down a song as well as Adele and I love Adele's voice
Celine, stick to your own stuff. It sounds fab. Let Adele do her own damn thing.
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I don't steal and I don't lie, but I can feel and I can cry
A fact I'll bet you never knew
But to cry in front of you, that's the worst thing I could do
I love Celine, I own all of her albums and my mother and I are planning a trip to go see her show in Vegas. Don't judge me!__________________________________
"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
got one of mine yanked back in Jan. damn dentist had to shoot up my jaw like four times before I went numb and where he did it hurt for like hell for a damn month - far worse than the toof pull itself...
Besides both of them having a phenomenal singing voice Dion and Streisand have one other thing in common: neither of them should sing in any other language than their own, which, in Dion's case is Canadian French.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:50pm.
Bitch's voice is flawless.
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Your ears... I don't think they work right.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
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No. Uh uh. Stop.
***plugging ears*** LALALALALALAAAA
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Celine has a much better voice than Adele, but I wish she had cover the song in a different style instead of the SAME way Adele sings it.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Miguelina! Just get all your teeth removed so no one has to hear your gay voice anymore! And guys will be shoving their dicks inside your slippery toothless mouth left and right!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Bitch's voice is flawless.
Ugh, I'm having my wisdom teeth out soon too. Not looking forward to it
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Welcome back, MK. Sorry to hear about the John Mayer. Adele does it better.
Good to hear you made it out without getting molested!
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