The CAPTION THIS VIDEO Contest WINNER For June 12th!

Even Fassbender's unit can't get enough of itself. It grew a nose, eyes and arms to jump in the tub and rub all the skank off, and couldn't stop looking at itself in the mirror. - pamorama_j

Runners-up:

Goddammit! Richard Gere's been farting in the sink again. - Ashton Cruz

Yeah, real cute. But they don't show you the part of the video where they throw in the carrots and potatoes. - mercury_rising

After the hairpiece is removed and spray tan washed away, Jeremy Piven is shockingly adorable. - SteelCityGirl

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by turnelbup on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:03pm.

Madge's nipple tries in vain to wash away the shame.

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 4:01pm.

Awwwww! How adorable!!!

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:56pm.

Nice. It's good to see Tommy Lees dick having a spa day. He deserves it.

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Submitted by fleawatch on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:57pm.

All he needs are the bath salts.....

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:48pm.

Oh God, Kims doing another golden shower porno!

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:46pm.

"Because I'm worth it"

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Submitted by Emeriesan on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:40pm.

You too would be treating the plainest of faucets like god's gift after a stay inside Richard Gere.
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Not a caption - this is kinda gross and really cute at the same time.

Submitted by Spkheller on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 3:33pm.

I knew Kim Zolciak needed a wig.

Submitted by citizenstrange on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:53pm.

Snooki's fetus trying to scrub the ho stank off.

Submitted by MorningDew on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:46pm.

Same here! I LOVE all animals. This cutie looked like he/she was ready to come out and no one took him out of the bath. Just too cute to caption. I also worried about how high that water was getting. I hope he/she is safe, sound and warm in a loving home.

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can't caption anything that cute, esp. when he looks at the camera so pleadingly....even albino rats are cute...what is my problem????? I love animals too damn much.

Submitted by Vern on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:43pm.

Poor Rattatouille never suspected what was gonna happen to him as he got all cleaned up for his date with that heartless Paula Deen.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:40pm.

It took hours for Ashley Tisdale to wash all the prostitute off after filming her scenes for Sons of Anarchy.

Submitted by Vern on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:39pm.

The Stewart Little porno tapes were a huge disappointment.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:30pm.

Cops found The.Cleanliness Training video in the pink bag, which apparently is one of the terms of Lindsay's probation.

Submitted by Chris Knight on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:27pm.

SNOOKI's baby is cleaning up his act...

Submitted by Chris Knight on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:26pm.

CHARLIE SHEEN is back to the simple pleasures of life...

Submitted by pamorama_j on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:27pm.

Even Fassbender's unit can't get enough of itself. It grew a nose, eyes and arms to jump in the tub and rub all the skank off, and couldn't stop looking at itself in the mirror.

Submitted by Kelly0213 on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:22pm.

I can't caption either.. that was mildly entertaining.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:07pm.

Awww. Ewww. Awww. Ewww.

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.

I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.

Submitted by babybunny on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:56pm.

can't caption anything that cute, esp. when he looks at the camera so pleadingly....even albino rats are cute...what is my problem????? I love animals too damn much.

Submitted by where_da_booze_at on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:30pm.

Moments after he escaped from Richard Gere

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:35pm.

Washing the memory off in his hotel room, this little fella was the first to flee the "Liz & Dick" sinking ship.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 12:59pm.

Jenny McCarthy's chocha is sure glad that Playboy shoot is over!

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Submitted by AtomicCity on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 12:56pm.

Hef and Crystal Harris may be back together, but she still can't bring herself to bathe with him.

"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 12:56pm.

Not a caption: What on earth am I looking at here?

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 12:55pm.

"I'll be ready in a minute, Mr. Gere!"

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Boo1212 on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 12:55pm.

So, THAT'S what Kim Kardashian looks like under all that make up.....

Be Good to Each Other

Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 12:50pm.

You'd wash too if you had to spend every night up Richard Gere's ass.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 12:48pm.

Not a caption - why the FUCK is that rat naked? Where is it's fur/hair?

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 12:48pm.

Richard Gere's gerbil takes her little whore's bath after a hard night's work.

Submitted by clairey claire on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 12:44pm.

Not a caption:WHERE IS IT'S HAIR???

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Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 11:47pm.

What John Edwards doesn't realize is that even if he somehow manages to rinse Rielle Hunter's taint off, he'll still be a rat.
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