Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

June 12, 2012 / Posted by:

These two costars from a very popular network comedy have always had a great relationship…. until now. The actress accidentally “outed” her costar when she had too much to drink at a party. We wonder how his girlfriend reacted when she heard the news. (BuzzFoto)

Patricia Heaton and Chris Kattan from The Middle? But Patricia Heaton doesn’t get drunk on booze like us human mortals with actual hearts, so I’m assuming bitch got drunk on the blood of fetuses (only non-bastard fetuses registered as Republicans, thankyouverymuch).

This could also be Johnny Galecki and Kaley Cuoco from Big Bang Theory, but I’m still going with Patricia Heaton. And right after Patricia outed Chris, she laughed and laughed and laughed about how his gay soul is going to burn in Lucifer’s incense holder in Hell before disappearing in a cloud of smoke while shouting “F U FLUKE!

According to current rumours, the spring in Katherine Jenkins’ step isn’t just from her appearance in Dancing With The Stars and more to do with a secret fling with which LA-based superstar? (Popbitch)

I’ve heard this rumor and it’s David Beckham? Katherine Jenkins better stock up on RAID, because never underestimate a scorned alien praying mantis wearing Louboutin heels that can double as shanks.

What pop star – she’s currently on a world tour – crossed the line when she physically assaulted her new female choreographer? The pro hoofer had the gall to approach the entertainer during rehearsals, so the singer palmed the woman’s face and pushed her back! The choreographer quit on the spot. (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Lady CaCa’s choreographer is a dude, so I’m going with Madge? The choreographer was obviously wearing hydrangea oil.

What married-with-kids A-list movie star has his faithful assistant help him find dates with men on a gay sex website that caters to guys who like Latino and African- American gangster-types? The actor, who has long been rumored to swing both ways, has a kinky penchant for prison thugs! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

So THAT was Will Smith I saw using the name FreshPrinceOfYourBootyHole on LocalGayThugs.com.

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