Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
These two costars from a very popular network comedy have always had a great relationship…. until now. The actress accidentally “outed” her costar when she had too much to drink at a party. We wonder how his girlfriend reacted when she heard the news. (BuzzFoto)
Patricia Heaton and Chris Kattan from The Middle? But Patricia Heaton doesn't get drunk on booze like us human mortals with actual hearts, so I'm assuming bitch got drunk on the blood of fetuses (only non-bastard fetuses registered as Republicans, thankyouverymuch).
This could also be Johnny Galecki and Kaley Cuoco from Big Bang Theory, but I'm still going with Patricia Heaton. And right after Patricia outed Chris, she laughed and laughed and laughed about how his gay soul is going to burn in Lucifer's incense holder in Hell before disappearing in a cloud of smoke while shouting "F U FLUKE!"
According to current rumours, the spring in Katherine Jenkins’ step isn’t just from her appearance in Dancing With The Stars and more to do with a secret fling with which LA-based superstar? (Popbitch)
I've heard this rumor and it's David Beckham? Katherine Jenkins better stock up on RAID, because never underestimate a scorned alien praying mantis wearing Louboutin heels that can double as shanks.
What pop star – she’s currently on a world tour – crossed the line when she physically assaulted her new female choreographer? The pro hoofer had the gall to approach the entertainer during rehearsals, so the singer palmed the woman’s face and pushed her back! The choreographer quit on the spot. (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Lady CaCa's choreographer is a dude, so I'm going with Madge? The choreographer was obviously wearing hydrangea oil.
What married-with-kids A-list movie star has his faithful assistant help him find dates with men on a gay sex website that caters to guys who like Latino and African- American gangster-types? The actor, who has long been rumored to swing both ways, has a kinky penchant for prison thugs! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
So THAT was Will Smith I saw using the name FreshPrinceOfYourBootyHole on LocalGayThugs.com.
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Posh may not totally be on board with it, but I figure that PoshnBecks or Team Beckham, as the Brit rags called them, have an open agreement. Don't tell me he didn't fuck his way out of England. That man plays around plenty. She's like a Kennedy wife.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 11:26am.
in a good way or bad way?? lol
Chris Kattan is still in the closet? Good grief.
Lmao! @ FreshPrinceOfYourBootyHole
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 2:11pm.
Maybe Claire outed Phil on Modern Family. Somehwere in the universe Sucky's head just exploded. (I won't say which one)
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Where is the suckmeister today. The d isn't the same without him.
Is Parks and Rec popular, because I'd love it if #1 was about Amy Poehler and Adam Scott? I'd love it if that runty little puppy was gay.
I don't think it's Leonard or Penny because Leonard always seems to be dating girls, but keeps it really private. Why would you date girls to hide your gayness, then keep the fact that you date girls quiet? Personally, I'd love me a piece if he is gay. I like short little dweebs.
I don't know anything about #2 or #4. As for #3, I have no idea either except that I don't think CaCa is bitch, so i don't think it's her. Unoriginal, yes, bitch, no.
Maybe Claire outed Phil on Modern Family. Somehwere in the universe Sucky's head just exploded. (I won't say which one)
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I'm going with Galecki from Big Bang Theory on the first. Heaton's crap of a show is not very popular and she's the holier-than-though type that only gets drunk in private.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 11:04am.
We left the sick gerbil for Memorial Day weekend and I was hoping she'd stay alive until Sunday so we wouldn't have to deal with her rotting corpse in the heat. We got back and she was perfectly fine. Probably being left alone for a few days was what she needed.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:02pm.
EXACTAMUNDO!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 10:56am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 10:49am.
DIdn't Kelly and Johnny date before filming the show together?
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In an interview she said they dated during the show. The real relationship ended about the same time their characters relationship ended. Supposedly they dated for a couple of years, he has never admitted it. DOUCHEbag.
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Um.. who the hell wouldn't admit they dated? Look at her and look at him. Dweeb.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Blind gossip is guessing Sonya Tayeh for madonna's choreographer
never heard of "the middle" and Chris Kattan is being underutilized. they should give him a sketch show like Chapelle's Show or Nick Swardson's show...he'd be brilliant. well, he couldn't be worse than Nick Swardson :D
"FreshPrinceOfYourBootyHole on LocalGayThugs.com."
well i think i can go home now
ETA: imo, the only mystery in these blinds is why Chris Kattan is still on television
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Chris Knight on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 11:21am.
Is this ur sense of humour? Since when POSH BECKHAM is smart? I prefer JENKINS over that anorexic lyin' hypocritical bitch..
Despite her sour demeanor in photos, Posh Beckham can actually be pretty funny in interviews and isn't a total moron. She's pretty shy. I actually like her, however I do think she needs a sandwich or ten.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 10:27am.
So um, what do gay thugs do that we other gays dont do?
Bust a cap in yo' ass?
Submitted by Chris Knight on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 11:21am.
True. I meant street-smart: she's managed to make millions premised on not very much and snagged herself a world-famous sports star and model.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
"Katherine Jenkins is everything Beckham's wife isn't: blonde, dumb, and curvy."
Is this ur sense of humour? Since when POSH BECKHAM is smart? I prefer JENKINS over that anorexic lyin' hypocritical bitch...
I didn't know Patricia Heaton had a damn show. And local gay thugs? I've heard it all.
Weren't Chris Kattan and Johnny Galecki out the moment they appeared on screen?
Katherine Jenkins is everything Beckham's wife isn't: blonde, dumb, and curvy. You can see how he slobbers at the Lakers Girls.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
IF: Oh good! Figured you were busy tending to real life stuff and the little Furies.
All is well here. Gerbil was loose all night again. Found her in a snow boot in the closet. As long as I know she's in the apartment, I don't worry as much anymore. ETA: We left the sick gerbil for Memorial Day weekend and I was hoping she'd stay alive until Sunday so we wouldn't have to deal with her rotting corpse in the heat. We got back and she was perfectly fine. Probably being left alone for a few days was what she needed.
Patricia Heaton's show is not "very popular," whereas "Big Bang Theory" is top 10 in the ratings. Kaley Cuoco used to date her co-star Johnny Galecki, who is now dating Kelli Garner. (I've never seen either show - everything I know is from the internet.) So there's your answer.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 10:49am.
DIdn't Kelly and Johnny date before filming the show together?
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In an interview she said they dated during the show. The real relationship ended about the same time their characters relationship ended. Supposedly they dated for a couple of years, he has never admitted it. DOUCHEbag.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
# 1 - Please god tell me Patricia Heaton's show isn't very popular. I guess it could be Penny and Leonard but I thought they dated in secret in real life for a long time.
# 3 - I thought Madonna was using Jaime King (not the actress and not a chick). Too lazy to google. But I don't know anyone else on tour. Yeah can't be Madonna - she is using Fanny Pak - all guys.
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DIdn't Kelly and Johnny date before filming the show together? I'm guessing Heaton's dumb ass too.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 10:28am.
Patricia Heaton is such a cunt.
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Hi Hekkster!
I've missed you too - lots of work, competitive tennis, kids, school volunteering and a husband who travels. I've haven't had time to be the Dlisted slore I was born to be !
I have been in occupational therapy for three months for my arm (torn ligaments everywhere, from shoulder to each side of elbows to wrists) and finally improving only to have some serious foot injuries so am seeing a doctor this afternoon. Taking up tennis at 41 is NOT the same as 21 but I'm addicted and I love it. I played for 3 solid hours last night so at 42, am very fit. But those injuries.....ugh.
How are you, how is the sick gerbil (not R. Gere, before Dog jumps in with that!) and your three nippers?
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I wouldn't put anything past Beckham. Didn't be have another girlfriend when his wife was pregnant for the second time? I hope it's not true cause of his family....but it wouldn't surprise me.
IF! Where have you been? I've been missing you.
Patricia Heaton is such a cunt.
So um, what do gay thugs do that we other gays dont do?
hello
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