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Amen Gardening Girl. Fuck you Poppy. Shoulda got a vasectomy on his honeymoon. HB Jim Nabors.

I <3 robyn

Jack and annobanano are brother & sister?!

j/k Happy Bday to your dads!

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*sporting Rock Hudson wig* Passionate birthday fondles to Jim Nabors!

And @Jack--Happy birthday to your Papa Hat! As we all know, the REAL question here is would your dad hit Kendra Wilkinson?
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 10:01am.

well, i love to start my day with a standing ovation for the natural truth. if there is a hell, there is a hot little version of Kennebunkport for all of those fuckers.

HB to Mr. In-the-Hat,Sr. and Mr. Banano, Sr.!!!!

HB Grandmaster -- will bust out some Whodini today in your honor. The freaks will be coming out, the freaks come out!

HB Jim Nabors -- <3 Gomer and Nabors' singing voice. i've read same stories Jack and Miss Jane has. who knows (but also who wouldn't want to screw Rock Hudson?)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

humans_of_the_earth, never shut up. Somebody has got to tell the truth.

HB to anno's pop!

HB Jim Nabors. Fuck you George HW Bush.

Nobody on this list worth a fuck, 'cept Gomer Pyle!

i was watching a news story a few years ago and it showed the bushes and their greedy friends laughing hysterically and high fiving each other as they celebrated the ransacking of enron...die already...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr

As I recall, RH's funeral was a HUGE event, coming right after his unforgettable last appearance in Dynasty. If I am not mistaken, JN sang the hymns at the funeral.

I don't remember the details, but I seem to recall that when Rock Hudson died, condolences were subtly extended to Jim Nabors in the media.

humans_off_earth: I read "my band used to cover..." as "my HUSband" used to cover..." and I was all, wait, I thought she was gay! Maybe I need glasses...

People like the Bush family make me believe there's something to the Illuminati conspiracies. Things like child porn rings and human trafficking... there really IS pure evil in the world.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 10:15am.

Wait. Gomer Pyle and Rock Hudson were lovers?!
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Supposedly. I've heard the rumors but never saw proof. Seems like an odd couple. *shrugs*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

Aw, Jim Nabors and Rock, I'd forgotten. In a perfect world they'd be happily married old farts, hangin out with Rock's bestie Doris Day in Carmel.

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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 10:15am.

I have always heard that was a big fat rumor. Both gay..yes (rock Hudson for sure)...but that they were never married (or lovers).

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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012

@ Jack - It's your dad's birthday too? Well HB to Mr Hat Sr!

GHW Bush's strangely candid comment to journalist Sarah McLendon in 1992, in response to a question about the Iran-Contra scandal, but doubtless referencing his entire bloody career:

“If the American people knew what we've done, they would string us up from the lampposts.”

Ok, I'll shut up now.

Btw, HB Meredith Brooks! My band used to cover "Bitch." Its edginess seems so dated now, but still a swell song.

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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK

Wait. Gomer Pyle and Rock Hudson were lovers?!
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Douchechill!

Happy birthday Jim Nabors. Makes me miss my late parents. They were huge fans of Jim Nabors (he was a great vocalist, btw) and Rock Hudson and totally accepting of their relationship. That was pretty progressive for that time frame.

So sad that he has survived this long without the love of his life. He is a funny and talented man-I wish him well.

She may tell you she's 33' but she is 37

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3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 9:55am.

Awww HBD Jack Sr.!!!!!!!!!!

And HBD Robyn - LOVE HER.

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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012

I'm not the biggest fan of Robyn's style of music, but she's basically Lady Gaga with actual songwriting ability (and she was around a decade or so earlier).

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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

HB Jim Nabors. You lived long enough to see marriage equality! Too bad Rock Hudson missed it. RIP Rock Pyle.

George HW "Poppy" Bush, more proof that evil never dies. Sold arms to the same people who murdered roughly 300 Marines in Beirut in 1983. Point man in the "October Surprise" which kept our embassy personnel hostage in Iran until after Reagan's election. Read Russ Baker's exhaustive "Family of Secrets" and decide for yourself if the bastard wasn't also in the very thick of the Kennedy assassination.

His daddy Prescott also bankrolled Hitler. You can look that up too. Oh, and Poppy and his psychopathic wife raised four criminal sons. Happy birthday indeed!

Actual HB to Jim Nabors - anybody who Carol Burnett likes so much is OK in my book.

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Kendra Wilkinson - trashy blond :)
Adriana Lima - most overrated ho on the stroll...
Paula Marshall - hotter than hell in "That Old Feeling" and an amazing rack.
Marv Albert - GFY!
Jim Nabors - Well GAWWWWWW-LEE... fucking Gomer Pyle rocked.

Happy birthday, everyone!

And a special happy birthday to my best friend, my Dad.

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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

HB Robyn, Jason and the other b-day sluts today. ☺
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Not feeling any of these birthday sluts, so a lukewarm nookie wish to them all.

Except Shrub's daddy. He gets a Tabasco enema.

ETA: After reading Whamo's comment, I'm giving the Tabasco enema to Marvin Aufrichtig* instead.

*That's his real last name. My ex's dad grew up with him in Brighton Beach, Brooklyn, and he was a little prick back then, too. Ex's dad beat the crap out of him once or twice. HA! He also knew Harvey Keitel, but didn't beat him up.

Any good B-days today? Oh yeah, my Dad!

Robyn...they still trying to make this chick happen?

Kendra Wilkinson...octogenarian cum dumpster, nice job.

Jason Mewes...LOVE Jay, this guy makes me laugh just looking at him. He was funny as hell in Dogma.

Marv Albert...Only in America can you bite, rape, and sodomize a woman keep you job and get a raise. This guy's a fucking scumbag that bought his freedom and it shows the power of sports in the American psyche. This guy's a POS!!! (sorry for getting all pissy folks but I want to punch him in the throat whenever I see or hear his stupid voice)

George H.W. Bush...say something nice because of that rant??..OK He was responsible for getting rid of the most nukes of any president without asking the Ruskies to match him, that took courage I guess

Happy Bday Sluts (except Marv:) )

I seriously thought that was johnny wier(d) at first. But I doo love Robynn!!

Jay from Jay and Silent Bob is 38? Happy Birthday you messed up stoner fuck!

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash

Why did I think that was Johnny Weir?

Who?

Kendra Wilkinson is only 27?!

Happy Birfday Jim Nabors!

Fucking die, George Bush.

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