Afternoon Crumbs

June 12, 2012 / Posted by:

Miley Cyrus throws an “I’m watching you” look at the titty that’s trying to get away – IDLYITW

And as Leonardo DiCatchAHo softly caressed his piece’s shoulder, he said, “I want to say your name is Bar, or maybe Blake, but I’m not too sure. Can you help a bitch out? How many syllables?”Lainey Gossip

Anna Faris emoting white trash glamour in Flaunt Magazine – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

The Shade Of It All: Lady CaCa subtly twists Madge’s exposed memaw nipple – Celebitchy

If you replaced that MacBook with one of Shauna Sand’s lucite heels, this picture would make more sense – Towleroad

Carrie Underwears is all for gay marriage – The Superficial

Lady in the back is anticipating the rip of a back seam any second now – Hollywood Tuna

And I’m anticipating the sound of Christina Hendricks’ magnificent chichis freeing themselves by popping those buttons off – Popoholic

Leighton Meester doesn’t have to pay for her mom’s new face – Celebrity Cosmetic Surgery

Does this mean Denise Richards will start humping on Jack Wagner? – Wonderwall

I’m disappointed that Matthew McConaughey’s wedding ring doesn’t have a compartment for a weed bud in it – Popsugar

Carrie Underwears in Elle CanadaThe Berry

Why is there an extra S and O in ho stroll? – Just Jared

Please take your daily dose of sophistication and modesty – Moe Jackson

One of Orlando Bloom’s down low tricks got loose again – I’m Not Obsessed

But bitch does need a live singing double – Cityrag

The world doesn’t need another piece of GOOP, but I’ll be okay with Cameron Diaz’s cook book if it’s titled 101 Ways To Cooke Up The Good Shit – Hollywood Rag

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