Afternoon Crumbs
Miley Cyrus throws an “I’m watching you” look at the titty that’s trying to get away – IDLYITW
And as Leonardo DiCatchAHo softly caressed his piece’s shoulder, he said, “I want to say your name is Bar, or maybe Blake, but I’m not too sure. Can you help a bitch out? How many syllables?” – Lainey Gossip
Anna Faris emoting white trash glamour in Flaunt Magazine – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
The Shade Of It All: Lady CaCa subtly twists Madge’s exposed memaw nipple – Celebitchy
If you replaced that MacBook with one of Shauna Sand’s lucite heels, this picture would make more sense – Towleroad
Carrie Underwears is all for gay marriage – The Superficial
Lady in the back is anticipating the rip of a back seam any second now – Hollywood Tuna
And I’m anticipating the sound of Christina Hendricks’ magnificent chichis freeing themselves by popping those buttons off – Popoholic
Leighton Meester doesn’t have to pay for her mom’s new face – Celebrity Cosmetic Surgery
Does this mean Denise Richards will start humping on Jack Wagner? – Wonderwall
I’m disappointed that Matthew McConaughey’s wedding ring doesn’t have a compartment for a weed bud in it – Popsugar
Carrie Underwears in Elle Canada – The Berry
Why is there an extra S and O in ho stroll? – Just Jared
Please take your daily dose of sophistication and modesty – Moe Jackson
One of Orlando Bloom’s down low tricks got loose again – I’m Not Obsessed
But bitch does need a live singing double – Cityrag
The world doesn’t need another piece of GOOP, but I’ll be okay with Cameron Diaz’s cook book if it’s titled 101 Ways To Cooke Up The Good Shit – Hollywood Rag