Therouxiston In Paris
Yeah, "Therouxiston" doesn't really work as a couple name. I know the whole celebwhore couple name thing is something that should've been buried deep in the Internet cemetery marked 2008, but I'm an old-fashioned blogger who likes to stick with traditions and shit. I've heard the names JenStin, AniRoux and JustiFer, but none of those have stuck with me. Maybe JustAnis or AnisTheroux? AnisTheroux almost sounds like "anus throw up," and Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux do remind me of butt discharge for some reason. AnisTheroux it is!
Jennifer and Justin strut all around Paris today, because nothing sells a movie and kills a break-up rumor like hand-holding on le ho stroll. Fire up the BREAKING NEWS siren, because Jennifer wore almost the same outfit two days in a row. When Jennifer and Justin landed at the airport yesterday, she wore BAGGY rolled-up jeans. And for her strut through Paris this morning, she wore TIGHTER rolled-up jeans. What does it all mean, besides the fact that she has shit taste in jeans? I'm sure in the next issue of Star Magazine, an expert will say that Jen changing jeans is a secret message to Brad Pitt.
I actually like the baggy jeans better, because from the waist down it makes her like the Cabbage Patch boy doll I had in preschool. And that shit is fitting.
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If he's such a tough guy, in his leathers and boots, why do they need a bodyguard?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I like her outfit. *shrugs*
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:35pm.
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You're right, I would too. I think what irks me is how staged this is.
i always hate her fucking jeans. the color. the fit. blehhhhk
Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by britmachine on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:16pm.
Did anyone else notice that in the photos she thinks no one is taking her picture, she's wearing big oversized jeans? And then in the obviously planned photo-op she switched to skinny jeans.
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Yup. Why did I think these two were the anti Brang?
I think JA is very pretty and doesn't have to change a thing except her douchenozzle poser of a boyfriend.
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In the photos where she's wearing baggy jeans, they just landed in Paris after a long flight, you can see the big travel bags they're carrying going down the airport escalator. So she was wearing baggy jeans to be comfortable on a long trans-atlantic flight. Then later they went somewhere (shopping, museums, restaurant?) and she put on form-fitting jeans. I would do exactly the same thing, I never wear anything tight on a plane.
I think she looks good. no hate from this corner.
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
Jen always looks put together and healthy. Like a woman who eats a healthy meal. Not like she pushes all her food under the mash potatoes and then plays with her fork and insists she eat something.
Submitted by britmachine on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:16pm.
Did anyone else notice that in the photos she thinks no one is taking her picture, she's wearing big oversized jeans? And then in the obviously planned photo-op she switched to skinny jeans.
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Yup. Why did I think these two were the anti Brang?
I think JA is very pretty and doesn't have to change a thing except her douchenozzle poser of a boyfriend.
He just looks like he LOATHES the paps and all that jazz. He is with the WRONG woman. Isn't that why her and Vince Vaughn broke up after some time? He figured out he was being used to promote that movie?
Justin is so sexy. Sure beats that monkey jawed, speech challenged Pitt. That guy is as bland as they come.
She looks fantastic! I hope I look like I'm 20 when I'm 40!
Hekki, I agree her body is perfection.
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Please forgive me for my sins,
Yes I swam dirty waters, but you pushed me in
- Adele
Did anyone else notice that in the photos she thinks no one is taking her picture, she's wearing big oversized jeans? And then in the obviously planned photo-op she switched to skinny jeans.
i loved them both for so long that i can't find fault. plus, i wear jeans just like those every day.
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watching hardcore ufos
Haha jack. DO MY ASS NEXT PLZ
Thank God for dlisted, seriously, I would be going out of my mind with boredom without y'all.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Those fitted jeans look cute. There's no jean skinny enough to fit tightly around Chicken legs.
Justin looks hot, not like that monkey cheeked Pitt.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:08pm.
LOL at 8 1/2 months pregnant, you can do whatever you want.
*rubs cocoa butter on yer belly* mmmmmmmmmm
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
If I could have any body in the world I would choose hers. I think she has a perfect shape, proportions, the right amount of muscle tone, perfect tits.
I want my own ugly mug, though.
LOL at Bernard ProfitIBRAKEFORHOSTESSCAKES
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:51pm.
*tosses twinkies in to thread*
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*pounces*
*clutches twinkies, growls*
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by Jeanneee on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:41pm.
almost 8 months and all the side effects kicked in over the past 2 days...the carpal tunnel, the Braxton Hicks and the swollen ankles. what I wouldn't give for someone to invent a freeze ray so I could freeze dry my son for a couple of days so I could veg out for just a sec *sob*
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You poor dear. I'd take him off your hands for a few hours if I could! (This is my first so I'm taking full advantage. God bless my wonderful and patient partner for indulging me. If I were him I would have shoveled me out onto the front porch and changed the locks by now.)
yeah scuze our mommy blather, people.
I remember with the first, I was so tired, I'd come home from work, try to remember to feed the dog, climb into bed, and then it was the next morning.
This time, I am NOT afforded the option to sleep. The child does NOT understand that mommy is pregnant and needs to chillax. He had a meltdown the other day and I had to carry him across a soccer field like a sack of flour at 7 months pregnant. It's good in the sense that I'm gaining less weight and am less swollen, but it's bad in every other way.
So enjoy my dear, and eat some ice cream for me (can't eat ice cream either) :(
BAWK BAWK!! BAWK BAWK BAWK ( bawk bawk) LOL, BAWK!!!!
Seriously you horz are making me crack up here at the basketball courts.
If these photos are at JJ, I'll be AWOL. Whamo and Foxxy and Dog know where I'll be...
Submitted by dementa on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:57pm.
I hate it when people wear shoes with no socks. It says, "Hey, my feet are going to smell like a dead yak in a few hours, but that doesn't bother me!"
And I totally see the Fonzie thing. It's like hipster Fonzie.
Whatever, they're still boring. Why is it that boring celebs always seem to be walking but never getting anywhere to DO something?
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That is annoying as hell. the walking nowhere. UGH hope they trip and have to actually go somewhere. THE HOSPITAL!
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/
I can only imagine how stankassed those boots smell and the last time I saw her shoes, Baby was wearing them as Johnny taught her how to dance.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:57pm.
I'm just pleasantly surprised that she owns some other color than black.
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REPORTED FOR RACISM
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I hate it when people wear shoes with no socks. It says, "Hey, my feet are going to smell like a dead yak in a few hours, but that doesn't bother me!"
And I totally see the Fonzie thing. It's like hipster Fonzie.
Whatever, they're still boring. Why is it that boring celebs always seem to be walking but never getting anywhere to DO something?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I'm just pleasantly surprised that she owns some other color than black.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
SHUDDAP SNOWY!
I am so FUCKING tired I want to take a dirt nap.
Ticky why can't we see the vein in your forehead and why are your lips the proper size for face? Hmhh? Go cry over Brad some more while he is busy having the most wonderful sex with Saint Angie while their kids all watch and cheer them on.
OOH M.E. you pissed off snowy. If you ladies have a fight can we schedule it, get a pool of jello and sell tickets? Jack would help me promote it.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
parbleu!
why can't this attention-starved, over-exposed, untalented, publicity-seeking, lumberjack-jawed, man-chinned, desperately lonely (yes, still!), profoundly uninteresting, skanky little middle-aged nobody just GO AWAY?!?
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Justin is an attractive homosexual.
Are there nude photos of Justin?
Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:49pm.
on topic: he looks like 21st Century Fonz
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fuck off M.E. , I wear aviators! ;p
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
LMAO Jacko! they call that table the "Dlister"
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:49pm.
on topic: he looks like 21st Century Fonz.
AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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LMAO!
Aviator glasses need to DIE. Like, NOW.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:49pm.
Sometimes I miss the built in table I had during late pregnancy. I could eat anywhere and hold any size plate, and glass.
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You are in good company, girlFRAN!! Everyone here can still do that!! *tosses twinkies in to thread*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:49pm.
Where.
Iz.
OP?!?!?!
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Dis.
Iz.
Good.
Quession.
It is late today.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by phillysweet on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:48pm.
It's sad when people jump on the fuckin hate bandwagon. You don't like her because? Grow the fuck up obvious losers!
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Save it for the Loonies twatbag.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Where.
Iz.
OP?!?!?!
http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/99094E...
The French Donald Trump! I thought combovers would be illegal in Paris and the police would make you wear a hat until you left town.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Me three on the laying on the couch and watching TV. I am not pregnant either, but I went thru a breakup, not even a week ago and I haven't had one day of eating crap in front of the TV while feeling sorry for myself. Like Aniston would want all us to do it.
I just want one day!!
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/
Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:41pm.
almost 8 months and all the side effects kicked in over the past 2 days...the carpal tunnel, the Braxton Hicks and the swollen ankles. what I wouldn't give for someone to invent a freeze ray so I could freeze dry my son for a couple of days so I could veg out for just a sec *sob*
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You poor dear. I'd take him off your hands for a few hours if I could! (This is my first so I'm taking full advantage. God bless my wonderful and patient partner for indulging me. If I were him I would have shoveled me out onto the front porch and changed the locks by now.)
Sorry for mommy-jacking the thread everyone. Are we really expecting Brangeloonies to show up BTW? Do we even have those at dlisted?
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
on topic: he looks like 21st Century Fonz.
AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:45pm.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:31pm.
OMG HOW DARE YOU. Haha, kidding. I'm 8 1/2 months pregnant and no baby yet, but thanks for asking! (I swear, people on this site are so nice.)
I am at the stage now where I am perpetually annoyed and have no desire to do anything except lie on the couch sans bra, watch Investigation Discovery compulsively, and stalk dlisted. Fuck my friends, fuck my family, fuck going anywhere. Now WHO WANTS TO COME CUT MY TOENAILS AND TRIM MY PUBES?! lol
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Oh, you must be a hoot at parties! At 8-1/2 months you have the RIGHT to be mean to everyone around you and they better put up with it. Just the mental picture of you with a huge belly and tits hanging freely while balancing bon bons on your baby bump while watching some real life crime drama shit is FAR MORE interesting than looking at pictures of these two yahoos walking in the Paris airport.
Stay safe.
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Sometimes I miss the built in table I had during late pregnancy. I could eat anywhere and hold any size plate, and glass.
It's sad when people jump on the fuckin hate bandwagon. You don't like her because? Grow the fuck up obvious losers!
Submitted by Datura on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:40pm.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:32pm.
*pops popcorn* Where are the loonies?
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I'll give it a go!:
CHINNIFER MAN-CHIN IS SO PATHETIC! LOOK AT HER AND HER FAKE, ESCORT BOYFRIEND. THEIR PROBABLY IN FRANCE SO SHE CAN STAKE OUT BRAD AND ANGELINA'S BEAUTIFUL ESTATE THERE! WHAT A PATHETIC, BARREN OLD HEN. BAWK BAWK!
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That was eerily scary how good you are at that. LONG LIVE THE JOLIE-THEROUXS
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Yes, the home that was made possible by their unending famewhoring, pimping out their kids, and using the latest third world disaster.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:44pm.
Submitted by Datura on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:40pm.
That was pretty good, except throw in "X" and "How much is Huvane paying you?" and you're there! Bonus points for using "barren".
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Lol. I've gotten pretty rusty at Loonie-ese since LoveAngelina went away.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Submitted by Jeanneee on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:31pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:41pm.
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*hugs you both*
Although I'm not trimming Jeanee's pubes without compensation. (Whiskey is fine.)
Submitted by Jeanneee on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:31pm.
OMG HOW DARE YOU. Haha, kidding. I'm 8 1/2 months pregnant and no baby yet, but thanks for asking! (I swear, people on this site are so nice.)
I am at the stage now where I am perpetually annoyed and have no desire to do anything except lie on the couch sans bra, watch Investigation Discovery compulsively, and stalk dlisted. Fuck my friends, fuck my family, fuck going anywhere. Now WHO WANTS TO COME CUT MY TOENAILS AND TRIM MY PUBES?! lol
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Oh, you must be a hoot at parties! At 8-1/2 months you have the RIGHT to be mean to everyone around you and they better put up with it. Just the mental picture of you with a huge belly and tits hanging freely while balancing bon bons on your baby bump while watching some real life crime drama shit is FAR MORE interesting than looking at pictures of these two yahoos walking in the Paris airport.
Stay safe.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12