Therouxiston In Paris

June 11, 2012 / Posted by:

Yeah, “Therouxiston” doesn’t really work as a couple name. I know the whole celebwhore couple name thing is something that should’ve been buried deep in the Internet cemetery marked 2008, but I’m an old-fashioned blogger who likes to stick with traditions and shit. I’ve heard the names JenStin, AniRoux and JustiFer, but none of those have stuck with me. Maybe JustAnis or AnisTheroux? AnisTheroux almost sounds like “anus throw up,” and Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux do remind me of butt discharge for some reason. AnisTheroux it is!

Jennifer and Justin strut all around Paris today, because nothing sells a movie and kills a break-up rumor like hand-holding on le ho stroll. Fire up the BREAKING NEWS siren, because Jennifer wore almost the same outfit two days in a row. When Jennifer and Justin landed at the airport yesterday, she wore BAGGY rolled-up jeans. And for her strut through Paris this morning, she wore TIGHTER rolled-up jeans. What does it all mean, besides the fact that she has shit taste in jeans? I’m sure in the next issue of Star Magazine, an expert will say that Jen changing jeans is a secret message to Brad Pitt.

I actually like the baggy jeans better, because from the waist down it makes her like the Cabbage Patch boy doll I had in preschool. And that shit is fitting.

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