QOTD: Snooki Is Scared Of Breastfeeding
Willy Wonka is not going to be happy that one of his Oompa Loompa took his favorite pair of glasses without asking. Drop that trick in the bad egg trap door!
If La Leche League cared about the shitastic ramblings of a pickle-brained midget sasquatch, I'd tell Snooki that she was in danger, girl. I doubt they do, so she can keep barfing at the mouth about breastfeeding all she wants. But before we get to that mess, Snooki told Good Morning America (via UsWeekly) she's naming the unborn guidoling in her womb Lorenzo (Enzo for short) and that she's taking her whole pregnancy really seriously. Snooki isn't even drinking wine, because she says she'll "be that person that has a glass of wine and [the] baby comes out with three legs." Well, Enzo probably wouldn't mind that since he'd have an extra leg to kick himself in the head with once he realizes that he's completely fucked and his parents have the parental skills of a jar of rancid pickle juice.
And about that breastfeeding shit, don't expect Snooki to follow in the nipple squirts of Dr. Blossom....
"I'm just scared. My friend did and she said it was so painful…but I definitely want to pump because it's the best nutrients for the baby. It's kind of like you're a cow and you're just milking."
I've never milked a cow, but I'm guessing it's nothing like pumping Snooki's titty leche. I'm sure that while you're milking the cow, it doesn't queef in your face and beg you to massage its fupa with pizza grease.
Besides, if Snooki wanted to breastfeed, it's not like Enzo would ever get a chance to suckle on Snooki's tete anyway. Snooki's filled with so much vodka that her mammary glands are going to make nothing but White Russians. The entire Jersey Shore cast is going to line up to put their mouth under that nipple knob. Open bar titties!
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Yawn. I'm not sure why this is a post in itself.
Who cares if Snooki breastfeeds?
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 10:39am.
That chick and THIS chick is the same???
What the fuck happened to her, she was a piece of ass!!
http://images.werdyo.com/2010/06/07/jwoww/jwoww_mtv-0.jpg
That's what I was thinking.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 10:41am.
OH YEAH, DTF YEAH!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Because that was an image I needed this morning. Thanks MK!
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 10:37am.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 10:35am.
The one with the tiger stripes, please don't tell me that's that Jenny chick!!??
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OH YEAH, SEXXY YEAH
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Jacko I like her too but she looks less than sexy here.
This is the Jenny I like...
http://syediben.blog24h.com/uploads/jwoww_hit_1161.jpg
You mean the Jenny where you can't see her face?
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Why is anyone besides CPS still interviewing this troll??
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Kitten Kaboodle - a Disney ho who did the ho stroll right ;)
That chick and THIS chick is the same???
What the fuck happened to her, she was a piece of ass!!
http://images.werdyo.com/2010/06/07/jwoww/jwoww_mtv-0.jpg
She does know she'll have to go through the birthing process (which I'm guessing is just a bit more uncomfortable) before she breastfeeds, right?
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 10:35am.
The one with the tiger stripes, please don't tell me that's that Jenny chick!!??
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OH YEAH, SEXXY YEAH
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
JWoww looks like a low-rent version of the Statue of Liberty.
The one with the tiger stripes, please don't tell me that's that Jenny chick!!??
OH YEAH, JWOWW YEAH!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
shut up and show me your pussy
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.