Open Post: Hosted By The Holding Hands With Strangers Prank
Here's the perfect thing to follow-up a Jennifer Aniston post, because I'm pretty sure this is how she got her daily dose of real human contact before Justin Theroux. The pranksters at LAHWF conducted something of a social experiment by breaking through a stranger's personal space to try to hold hands with with them. (This is not to be confused with John Travolta's dick holding with massage therapists prank.) This is obviously not NYC, because even though this is a city where you're regularly touching ass-to-ass with a stranger in a packed subway car, grabbing at ho's hands wouldn't go down so well. Instead of the title "The Holding Hands with Strangers Prank," this mess would be titled "Watch A Grabby Dude Get His Hand Shot Off."
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Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:33pm.
Jack I haven't seen any of those movies.Who is in them?
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The Vow - Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams
Safe House - Ryan Reynolds and Denzel Washington
Sorry to hear about your break up :(
ETA: Perhaps posting nude pics of yourself will cheer you up(?).
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
He's lucky he didn't get popped in the mouth.
I liked Megan's mom-
she's a cunt and a half.
M.E. sorry about your son, did he hear about the cannibal shit or see the news by accident?
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
It's amazing how some people don't seem to mind. It's also true that the guy looks cute and harmless.
The experiment should be repeated using Demi's untamed crotch jungle instead.
Jack I haven't seen any of those movies.Who is in them? I will IMDB later.
I plan on watching that snow white and the huntsman movie tomorrow.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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Lol I liked the video . My favorite was the guy who actually held his hand for several seconds. But I wouldn't have reacted as calm as these people!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
@PrettyHateMachine - Here's another all natural product to keep flies/bugs off horses:
http://www.smartpakequine.com/bug-check-686p.aspx?utm_source=google&utm_...
Diamond/Taste of the Wild Pet Food Recall - http://www.diamondpet.com/information/
www.petfinder.com - enter your zip code to find adoptable pets in your area.
www.animalrescuesite.com - click everyday to help feed animals in shelters.
M.E. so sorry about your kid. Hopefully he gets better soon. ((HUGS))
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/
YES. Megan looked GORGEOUS with her mouth closed.....and her mother is such a bitch!
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@PrettyHateMachine - Here's an article on a natural way to keep flies off your horses - vinegar.
http://www.ehow.com/how_2099178_keep-flies-off-horse-vinegar.html
Diamond/Taste of the Wild Pet Food Recall - http://www.diamondpet.com/information/
www.petfinder.com - enter your zip code to find adoptable pets in your area.
www.animalrescuesite.com - click everyday to help feed animals in shelters.
Lil G and I watched "The Vow" *sobs* and "Safe House" which was a fucking BAD ASS movie!
*adjusts package*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Twat Muffin- I totally thought of you when Roger's naked butt came up. LOL I was disappointed with the episode, too. I was really hoping when Megan was so upset that she would jump off the balcony. Don is totally going back to man-whoring next season.
I will give Megan this- when she had her mouth closed in her audition reel, she was gorgeous.
M.E. it could be a friend problem. I know my son gets upset when his friends are doing something he doesn't think is right. He's been good about standing up to peer pressure so far, but he admits that it's difficult .
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:22pm.
Momus - yes, that is the plan. But since our insurance is a stupid HMO I have to get referred. Hence the appt. with his pediatrician.
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I hate HMOs. Good thoughts on your situation.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:17pm.
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My dad has had good luck with buckle-on mesh masks on his horses. They seem to be comfortable and don't interfere with their vision or anything. Those really only keep the flies off their faces though.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:21pm.
momus - I've never seen MM. Not even a commercial for it.
*picks cilantro out of teef*
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I'm worse. I got bored halfway through the second series.
*awaits verbal shanking*
Snap!!
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
He should try doin boob grabs... you get a much different reaction, trust me.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Momus - yes, that is the plan. But since our insurance is a stupid HMO I have to get referred. Hence the appt. with his pediatrician.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:16pm.
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Sorry to hear your little guy is feeling bad. I hope the doctor can figure out what's going on and help him get back to his happy self.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
momus - I've never seen MM. Not even a commercial for it.
*picks cilantro out of teef*
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:19pm.
Mad Men SUCKED last night. I was so disappointed.
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AGREE! And if Don goes back to his manwhoring ways I will object strongly by refusing to be happy about it. True Blood was good though so there is that
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:16pm.
Get him a kiddie psych soon. Something is definitely not right here.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Mad Men SUCKED last night. I was so disappointed.
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Please forgive me for my sins,
Yes I swam dirty waters, but you pushed me in
- Adele
Regarding the video - I would have punched that dude in the froat.
He's cute. I'd probably have held his hand and been like... how you doin'... and I live in NYC.
I think that's the flip side. If we don't shank you here in NYC (because this bitch would have gotten torn up where I live in brooklyn), we usually have some other weird interaction ready.
M.J . , I'm the same way. Im so oblivious to my surroundings, but I don't like people in my personal space. No way would I ever do that trust game at a bar .....that is an head-boinking just waiting to happen. Haha.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:13pm.
I have never watched Mad Men.
*cringes while a shocked silence descends on the thread*
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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I was wondering if any of you horse whores know the best way to keep flies off of horses? It's been a super wet spring around here so the bugs are bad and my poor horses are going crazy. I've bought all kinds of expensive fly sprays, but none seem to work worth a damn. I've started putting garlic in their feed. I'm also going to order some fly predators and see if that helps, but any suggestions would be much appreciated!
Has Raul Duke been around lately? I haven't seen him on here for awhile, but then, I'm not on here everyday.
Diamond/Taste of the Wild Pet Food Recall - http://www.diamondpet.com/information/
www.petfinder.com - enter your zip code to find adoptable pets in your area.
www.animalrescuesite.com - click everyday to help feed animals in shelters.
Submitted by Orangina on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:11pm.
Some sad lonely woman would totally be like, "Oh yes! Hold mah hand!"
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If someone did that to me, I like to think I'd take it to the next logical step and try to kiss them and/or grope them.
Then when they're upset/running away, I would scream at them "Oh, do you not like having your space invaded? DO YOU FAIL TO ENJOY IT?!"
I'd probably run off and get my husband, but the fantasy is nice. Those people are jackasses.
Bigbendy - nah. There is something going on, not only does his attitude SUCK, he's not eating and is withdrawing. He's only 9.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:09pm.
He just kinda giggles and says, "Sorry" when they snatch their hand back. If he's gonna do it, he should just go for it and yell, "WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY FROM OUR LOVE?" instead.
LMAO!!
Submitted by Orangina on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:11pm.
Some sad lonely woman would totally be like, "Oh yes! Hold mah hand!"
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*sniffle* That would be me. I'm so awone!
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
MJT - yes. I have an appointment with his doctor later this week to discuss the issues and see what direction he thinks we should take.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:09pm.
He just kinda giggles and says, "Sorry" when they snatch their hand back. If he's gonna do it, he should just go for it and yell, "WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY FROM OUR LOVE?" instead.
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HA! You are so right.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
M.E. -- are you okay???
Okay, peeps, let's talk about "Mad Men." I am still dying over Roger's naked buttocks. And do you think we are going to see the return of Slutty Don next season??? Hopefully, he'll kick horse-toothed Megan to the curb!
if that jagoff grabbed my hand he'd have a foot shoved up his ass.
now thats friendship.
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Momus - IDK. I'm asking but he's not speaking, so I am just showering him with affection and postitive words. Thank God it's summer break and he'll have 12 weeks to play with kids he likes and be out of the school enviroment (if he's being bullied). Plus I get to use this as a chance to get him away from one of his BFF's who is NOT a child I want my child hanging out with.
I've talked about this kid before, the no mom kid.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:06pm.
I was thisclose to calling in sick today to be with Big D today. There is something going on with him and it's breaking my heart that he won't talk to me. At bedtime last night he begged and begged to sleep with me, to the point of tears, so I made up the hide a bed and crashed in the livingroom with him. He was stuck to me like glue last night.
*sigh*
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M.E. boys are like that. How old is he? Maybe puberty. My son doesn't like to talk too much or share his feelings. My daughter overshares. Haha
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:06pm.
I haven't had to deal with pulling information out of a child yet but I would assume you just have to be there, maybe take him someplace where it's just the two of you, and gently push whatever button you can to make him talk.
Some sad lonely woman would totally be like, "Oh yes! Hold mah hand!"
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:06pm.
:( Poor Big D. I'm sorry...have you thought about getting him someone to talk to?
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
If someone did that to me, I would would deck him/her on the spot. I don't like being accosted by people, especially ones I don't know.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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He just kinda giggles and says, "Sorry" when they snatch their hand back. If he's gonna do it, he should just go for it and yell, "WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY FROM OUR LOVE?" instead.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:06pm.
I was thisclose to calling in sick today to be with Big D today. There is something going on with him and it's breaking my heart that he won't talk to me. At bedtime last night he begged and begged to sleep with me, to the point of tears, so I made up the hide a bed and crashed in the livingroom with him. He was stuck to me like glue last night.
*sigh*
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Is he being bullying at school? At any afterschool activities? Clinging to mom is one the big symptoms of being bullied.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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I"m so oblivious when I walk (shocking I know) I would totally be the girl at like 50 seconds.
Someone was telling me that she went out a bunch of Marines after watching Tosh 2.0 and they were doing trust falls people at the bar. It caught on and everyone starting trust falling on each other...until some girl went to the hospital. I would have been pissed.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
I'm surprised nobody got right pissed off at him. That older lady wanted to GET IT!
That video is kuh-REEP-ee.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:00pm.
Is that the lovechild of Anderson Cooper and Max Headroom?
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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