Open Post: Hosted By The Holding Hands With Strangers Prank
Here's the perfect thing to follow-up a Jennifer Aniston post, because I'm pretty sure this is how she got her daily dose of real human contact before Justin Theroux. The pranksters at LAHWF conducted something of a social experiment by breaking through a stranger's personal space to try to hold hands with with them. (This is not to be confused with John Travolta's dick holding with massage therapists prank.) This is obviously not NYC, because even though this is a city where you're regularly touching ass-to-ass with a stranger in a packed subway car, grabbing at ho's hands wouldn't go down so well. Instead of the title "The Holding Hands with Strangers Prank," this mess would be titled "Watch A Grabby Dude Get His Hand Shot Off."
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Submitted by Jeanneee on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:13am.
Okay, I know spiders are EWWW gross but they are actually really good luck. Is it actually big or I hate spiders so any spider is big, big? Not making fun of you just wondering :).
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:20am.
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I know, spiders are our allies. I wish I could have more of a live and let live attitude, but when you are huge and you come inside my house, I have to kill you. It's unfortunate.
At my old house in Atlanta, I had a pet spider named Fatty who lived on the back deck. Fatty and I had an agreement - as long as he stayed outside, he was welcome to stay as long as he liked. He seemed to understand, and we had a long and fruitful friendship as a result.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:17am.
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Whatever it takes. The issue is that every time he shows himself, he seems to see me sneaking up on him and manages to get away into the crack behind the cabinet.
Getting him into the toilet sounds good in theory but I'm afraid it would be too risky an operation. If he crawls on me I will terrify the entire neighborhood with my screams.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Wowlie, How you doing? ;D
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jeanneee, spiders eat ALL SORTS of bugs. It may look scary but it's friend not foe! Lol
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Submitted by Jeanneee on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:13am.
There is an enormous fucking spider lurking in my bathroom and I will not be going to sleep until it dies painfully.
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How are you going to kill it? I would try to put it in the toilet and then flush. : D
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
CrazyinJapan I can't watc the video. Was it a Rick Astley video? : )
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
crazyinjapan, have you clicked on his
♫ It would take a strong strong man ♫
Sometimes I forget Rick had other songs lol ;D
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There is an enormous fucking spider lurking in my bathroom and I will not be going to sleep until it dies painfully.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 1:04am.
Hello?
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Hello, hello. I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello.
Hey, check out this really cool and unusual version of that song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Doin' good LaChay! Yup, avoiding bed is a fave past time too hahaha Hope you don't need to be up early though chica... my full sympathies if you do! ;)
*waves at Wowl too*
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Hello?
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 12:41am.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 12:10am.
Hey girl! got your Durant shirt ready.
CrazyInJapan - you ready girl?
GO THUNDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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I got me a Thunder baseball cap I shall wear tomorrow night for the occasion. Really, I can't wait. It's going to be so exciting, I might have a heart attack!
OKC OKC OKC OKC OKC OKC OKC
Gooooooooooooooooooo Thunder!
Hola, Within! Avoiding the bed because I'm listening to music, lol. I hope you're doing well!
Hola to you too, MJT!! GO THUNDER!!! I'll be throwing up my Hook 'em sign for Durant!
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 11:14pm.
In the intrusive ads on this site: "Your system doesn't support this video file. Click here to get the plugin." Okay, you hold your breath while I get right on that lol :p
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I actually commented on this over the weekend. Sees some malware is around these parts!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 12:10am.
Hey girl! got your Durant shirt ready.
CrazyInJapan - you ready girl?
GO THUNDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Salma, Paul Coffey = cute boy next door! hehehe
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@ Nella, lol nothing to be embarrassed about, being a small town girl it's just what you did, I know that!! You must have been the Queen Bunny amongst your jealous bunny girlfriend, again I tip my hat:)
I slept with a chic that slept with Doug Gilmore so that was my puck Jack Rabbit moment. Lol!
Hi LaChaylo! *waves* Isn't he nice? mmm mmm Hope you're doing well this evening! ;)
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 12:08am.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 11:58pm.
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I was a HUGE Oilers fan then too, I never saw Orr play but to me Wayner was THE best player ever. Those few years they had some of the best players to play the game all on one Team.
I am super impressed you "dated" Mess!!!! Wow you little puck bunny you:P
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I was a major hockey bunny back then! It is kind of embarrassing. Anyway, I had just turned 16 and would sneak into the Bruin Inn because I knew Mess and a few other players like Glenn Anderson hung out there. My real motive was Paul Coffey because he was gorgeous. However, Mark was WAY more fun. Anyway, it was a wonderful time for a young lady.
Within, Jason Isaacs is the hawtness!! *drool*
Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 11:58pm.
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I was a HUGE Oilers fan then too, I never saw Orr play but to me Wayner was THE best player ever. Those few years they had some of the best players to play the game all on one Team.
I am super impressed you "dated" Mess!!!! Wow you little puck bunny you:P
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 11:59pm.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 11:46pm.
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Talk about an idiot driver!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 11:55pm.
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Ms Fury I'll gladly do that with a REAL smile:P
Submitted by mike on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 11:46pm.
Hiker writing 'The Kindness of America' shot on freeway:
http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/montana/hitchhiker-ho...
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I hope John Waters doesn't get shot.
haha mike, I know, right! I was on the phone with Sunpass here (toll road stuff) and on their recording it said, "If you don't have a touch tone phone, please hold on the line for the next available representative" Who doesn't have one?! I waited of course, I thought I was going to get customer support magic if I have a rotary phone. Nope.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 11:34pm.
Saw the ending of Devil's Advocate on SyFy - damn, Charlize was sooo cute and adorable.
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Very cute. Even Keanu (=Cusack) Or Sweet Sept./Nov?. mmm mmm Jason Isaacs... Sappy film but all gorge! lol ;)
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That is awesome about LA winning the cup!!!! I'm still a diehard Oilers fan and always will be. I was around them when it was pure magic.
I even "dated" Mark Messier. ;-)
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 11:50pm.
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Awesome, thanks for the link:)
Oh, ok, Whamsicle. I'll cut you some slack today, I'm very understanding. It's a big day for you weirdos so I'll let you be weird.
However! Manana morning I expect fake coffee (with caramel flavored creamer), fale bagel and cream cheese and a fake smile.
OKAY?!
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Why do Canadians love doggy-style? So they both can watch hockey!
*lets self out thread door running from the hook*
hello ladies, bitches, and assorted dlsters!
just made fried fish (trout, tilapia, and some shrimp/scallop/calamari mix), cornbread (from a box), green beans, and a glass of white wine. the sun is finally going down in the desert. despite everything else, i'm glad to be alive.
my mom is losing her language, but she still loves her food.
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“A culture fixated on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty, but an obsession about female obedience...a quietly mad population is a tractable one.”
I guess no Yankees fans
seemingly random drive-by shooting
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 11:03pm.
I was all hot and bothered by the hockey talk until I clicked on Mike's link and read:
“‘Wilson’ digitally penetrated A.L.’s vagina,”
Digitally penetrated? lmao! Is that a new charge/term in law enforcement? I don't mean to laugh at the specific story just the term. *goes to Hell anyway*
Don't tell me you prefer analog penetration, Evil. Get with the times!!
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 11:40pm
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Aww come on hon don't be mad, surely you can cut me a breaak, I mean it's the Stanley Cup after all. I actually think it's a law here in Canada that GF (and cyber GF) must forgive any man's lack of attention on Cup night.
lol Whamo. http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1992169,00.html
Evil, I know - end of year is nuts! My kids last day is Thurs and then I have them all day for the next three months! Yay!
OHMYGODINEEDHELPTHREEMONTHSISLIKETHREEYEARS!
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Hiker writing 'The Kindness of America' shot on freeway:
http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/montana/hitchhiker-ho...
lol!
IF! Oh, tennis! I didn't do well with that one, good for you making so much progress! Playing will kick your ass physically!
I thought you were winning in regards to the end of the year bs at the kids school LOL My son got out last Wednesday. The awards ceremony was hell with all the parents bitching and moaning about fcats. It's hard not to yell "Good study habits don't magically appear fuckers, get them off the video games and facebook!"
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 11:35pm.
Whamo, ever see that guy who guards the Cup? I
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No I don't think I've seen that, I do know when they might be handing it out they dress pretty snappy complete with white glove and very ceremonious. That cup has seen and had all sorts of things happen to it over they many years the players get to take it to their home town. It's even been to a strip club I think:)
Hi Evil!
I am playing 3.0 level USTA (tennis) all summer. So far up 2-0. I got my first tennis lesson 12 months ago so am doing very well and I am a very competitive type so me like to win! I am playing and training my ass off since Oct. though.
*ignores former Canadian friend*
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IF what did you win???? I'm not up to date on whore history here?
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 11:28pm.
That's right, Whamo. Keep ignoring me.
I can wait.
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Lol, I'm sorry my sweet Ms Fury I got caught up in game, HELLOOOOOO Baby:) :P
Whamo, ever see that guy who guards the Cup? I saw a show where they followed him around a while. He seems cool. Yes, I watch those sports meaningless info shows lol
Saw the ending of Devil's Advocate on SyFy - damn, Charlize was sooo cute and adorable. She still had some baby fat on her face (I hate the term baby fat, but don't know how else to describe it). Al is such a trip in that movie - I think he really got off on playing the devil. And Keanu, well, he's Keanu.
I'd forgotten how the movie pretty much demonizes lawyers. Glad I didn't go to law school, I think...
That's right, everyone. Keep ignoring me.
I can wait.
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Look at that beautiful cup!!!To see a toothless player kiss that thing and skate around with it damn near brings a tear to my eye, if that aint the epitome of hockey I don't know what is!
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@Sans
I'm the same. Former competitive swimmer, and go into rabid swimming fan mode when the Olympics are on. Can't wait to see Dara Torres swim. Forty-six and putting many of the young pups to shame!
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That's right, Whamo. Keep ignoring me.
I can wait.
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