Say Something Nice: Lil' Kim At L.A. Pride
Thousands gathered in front of the main stage at L.A. Gay Pride in West Hollywood on Saturday and watched as Lil' Kim shook her shellacked ham hocks and kept her waxed cheek cutlets from melting off of her face by fanning herself. We should temporarily put down our umbrellas of hate and not throw shade at Lil' Kim for looking like a big top mess. Let's say something nice instead of making fun of Kim's rubber Nermal face. Or that parched lace front that looks like it just came out of a McDonald's deep fryer. Or those fake lashes that look like the plucked wings of a baby crow (CALL PETA!). Or that face paint job that was probably done by the same foolish mortician's assistant who slathered Lisa Turtle's mug with ten coats of fug. Or the face that Kim looks like an escapee from the Zoobilee Zoo and Mayor Ben really needs to throw a net over this trick. Let's not point any of those things out and focus on the positive for once!
I'm going to slow clap at Kim for qualifying for the U.S. Olympic Eyebrow Game trials. I'm also going to say something nice about Kim's nose. I'd sit and bounce on Kim's nose, because it always looks like a short pencil dick with a pinched mushroom head and anything that makes me think about peen is a good thing. ("Dumb slut, what doesn't make you think about dick?" - you). Good point.
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Say something nice?? Well....from a distance, she kinda looks like Charo in the third thumbnail.
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"What is the Yiddish word for puto estúpido, because that's what he really is" - MK
Um, one more nice thing: she is performing at Gay Pride.
(say something nice ... something nice ... ) It's a beautiful sunny Monday. (not going to work?) How about... I like that fabric for her sleeves, and the color. Want that as a shirt.
Whoever made those black shorts really, and I mean REALLY knows how to sew a seam.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 1:51pm.
NYC pride is the 24th wonder who they will have. Although I've only ever drank along the parade route...never seen a performance
I live in NYC. I just went home to DC to visit friends and fam. The dance on the pier on the 24th is DJs plus Cyndi Lauper, and a few others.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 1:56pm.
Off Topic: OMG loook at Simon Cowell in this pic!?! ahahahaha
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LOL, is that a WIG on his head or did he just get some weird "unfinished" on top haitcut?
Michael Jackson's nose has been revived
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
something nice: the ash in her pits must absorb all her stinky sweat!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Something nice...hmmmm..."She wont starve as fast when the apocalypse comes!"
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 1:56pm.
Off Topic: OMG loook at Simon Cowell in this pic!?! ahahahaha
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2157006/X-Factor-disappeari...
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ahahah PINEAPPLE HEAD!! + reported for being off topic, this isn't your personal blog
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
She looks like the love child of Detective LaToya & fat Snookie...
Off Topic: OMG loook at Simon Cowell in this pic!?! ahahahaha
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2157006/X-Factor-disappeari...
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Paquita's
sorry
its a very lazy day at work since I decided to quit :) SO MORE DLISTED for me
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
uhhhhhh - she showed up for a great cause??????????????
I was going to say, Tila Tequila appears to have put on a few.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Nothing Lil about those thighs!
"We have come in peace, to all mankind... We're pleased to meet you." (V ref) * Oh come on, it fits! ;p
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Eeeeeewah! Where on Gob's Gerf does one buy NEON eyeshadow??
Uhhhhh...nice bewbs?
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Wow, she turned filipina!
Submitted by Janice Second on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 1:48pm.
Oh wow I love that. Hoooooooowwwwwwwwwww did you get here...nobodies supposed to be hereeeeeeeeeeeeee.
NYC pride is the 24th wonder who they will have. Although I've only ever drank along the parade route...never seen a performance.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
LA Pride did it wrong. We had DC pride this weekend and we had Deborah Cox and Crystal Waters. BOOM.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 1:17pm.
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Why would she do this? Insecurity.
*She reminds me of Snooki, pre-butchery*
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she looked nice in her jump off video; she should have stopped there.
something nice....shes marginally more talented than nicki minaj.
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
Now you are just trying to make the rest of us look bad!
Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 1:36pm.
she stills has a job
and she has a big ass (thats a compliment)
whoa I said two nice things
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/
OMG these are very frightening. Wow.
Something nice: she is gainfully employed.
She's clearly a proponent of Reduce-Reuse-Recycle as she opted to dust off snd sport one of Beyonce's 2007 lacefront curiosities.
She's joined with fellow Lady Marmalade remaker Christina Aguilera to advocate for fat acceptance in entertainment.
She's a history fan, as evidenced by her Renaissance-era throwback fashions.
That's three nice things I said.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 1:36pm.
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She still looked better, at least she looked like one of the earth bound races :)
um........
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
whamo THIS is before:
http://plasticsurgeryphotos.blogspot.com/2008/05/lil-kim-plastic-surgery...
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Please forgive me for my sins,
Yes I swam dirty waters, but you pushed me in
- Adele
Mmmmm, say something nice: I like her sunglasses because it covers most of her face.
There I said it!!!
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
she stills has a job
and she has a big ass (thats a compliment)
whoa I said two nice things
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Um...she had the decency to keep her boobies under wraps (is that nice?)...
oh say something nice?
Charo looks banging for someone who's in her 70s...Lil' Kim looks like Charo, so by the associative property, Lil' Kim looks banging for someone in her 70s?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 1:21pm.
whamo, in the pic you posted, she already started having surgery. She should have stopped there.
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I though that was her pre-any surgery, and if that's the case then YES she should have def stopped there cause she looked good.
She looks like the Wizard of T-Boz in that red cape/jackety thing
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my gawd! this whole everything is a tragic mess...i have nothing nice to say about this at all...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
What the hell is that!
That's what's wrong with Hollywood. Noone pulls you aside to say "girl, you fucked your face up bad" it's all "oh you look good". That's why these idiots march around all smug while we laugh and snark "girl, you fucked your face up bad."
I walked past her bus and pointed out to my pop-culture oblivious friend that they had her old face on the back of the bus. He said, "what do you mean?" and then when we went past the side they had a current picture and he just said, "oh, unfortunate"
She's looking way too Tila Tequila.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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who is her wardrobe malfunction coordinator
Bobby Trendy?
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Something nice- it was really nice of Claire's Boutique to lend Kim all that jewelry for her fancy bathing suit.
She looks like she should be a character in Shrek.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 1:03pm.
I think she is like 4'10''....or something really short like that. She used to be a lot skinnier.
I dunno I will always have a soft spot for her.
LEAVE LIL KIM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLONE.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
That face: sad
Those oufits: WHY DO STUMPY CELEBRITIES HATE PANTS SO MUCH????
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Douchechill!
Yeah but at the point that picture was taken she had already had a number of surgeries..
Well, I've been dragged all over the place
I've taken hits time just don't erase
And, baby, I can see that you've been fucked with too
But that don't mean your lovin days are through
Modern Romance
whamo, in the pic you posted, she already started having surgery. She should have stopped there.
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Please forgive me for my sins,
Yes I swam dirty waters, but you pushed me in
- Adele
ugh, she is so fucking gross.
and she looks like she is 60.
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Please forgive me for my sins,
Yes I swam dirty waters, but you pushed me in
- Adele
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 1:08pm.
Submitted by Dorasaur on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 12:59pm.
I just meant that she's been all kinds of sizes over her career, from super tiny to bigger like she is now. That's the one thing she doesn't seem to have as much an issue with. Her face? THAT'S a different story, as you pointed out. I don't really know, of course, I think it's hard to judge her when most people have complicated relationships with their physical appearances. To me, it just looks in those photos like she's having a good time, and hasn't let being heftier stop her.