Say Something Nice: Lil’ Kim At L.A. Pride

June 11, 2012 / Posted by:

Thousands gathered in front of the main stage at L.A. Gay Pride in West Hollywood on Saturday and watched as Lil’ Kim shook her shellacked ham hocks and kept her waxed cheek cutlets from melting off of her face by fanning herself. We should temporarily put down our umbrellas of hate and not throw shade at Lil’ Kim for looking like a big top mess. Let’s say something nice instead of making fun of Kim’s rubber Nermal face. Or that parched lace front that looks like it just came out of a McDonald’s deep fryer. Or those fake lashes that look like the plucked wings of a baby crow (CALL PETA!). Or that face paint job that was probably done by the same foolish mortician’s assistant who slathered Lisa Turtle’s mug with ten coats of fug. Or the face that Kim looks like an escapee from the Zoobilee Zoo and Mayor Ben really needs to throw a net over this trick. Let’s not point any of those things out and focus on the positive for once!

I’m going to slow clap at Kim for qualifying for the U.S. Olympic Eyebrow Game trials. I’m also going to say something nice about Kim’s nose. I’d sit and bounce on Kim’s nose, because it always looks like a short pencil dick with a pinched mushroom head and anything that makes me think about peen is a good thing. (“Dumb slut, what doesn’t make you think about dick?” – you). Good point.

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