Jenny McCarthy Wants You To Know That She Grew Out Her Crotch Shrub For Playboy
Jenny McCarthy's LOOK AT ME Tour is speeding down the fame whore expressway as scheduled and since she's already talked about her son's private feelings, she's doing the next best thing to get maximum media exposure: talking about her pubes.
This November 1st, the world will celebrate For Why Is Jenny McCarthy Famous Day, and she's celebrating early by baring her nekkid body in July's issue of Playboy. Jenny told Today (via People) that she's celebrating her 40th birthday by posing for Playboy, because she wanted to show her Tupperware titty sacks off before "everything really falls apart." Jenny also said that you won't see a sliver of her coochie lips, because she gave her waxer the month off.
When asked recently if she plans to bare it all, McCarthy, 39, answered without hesitation.
"What's everything?" she said with a laugh during an interview on Today. "I mean I grew out a bush so nobody sees anything."
If only Jenny would grow a bush over her mouth too.
But seriously, since Playboy is obviously going to copy + paste Jenny's current day head over her 1993 naked body and call it a day, they're definitely going to Photoshop a pussy beard on her too. For Jenny's sake, I hope Playboy pastes Demi Moore's glorious panties of pubes over her crotch. Because nobody grows pubes the way Demi grows pubes. (NSFW unless you work as a professional black bear groomer) Never forget!
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Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:15pm.
If you pick up a playboy from the 70's early 80's, they pretty much all looked liked that, just different colors.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Why is a black bear cub nestled on Demi's crotch?
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Oh, yea, well I've got a luscious v of hair going from my chest pubes to my ball fro.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
AMBER, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN MY PUBE TRIANGLE, RIGHT? LET ME SHOW YOU BECAUSE YOU WANNA KNOW SO BADLY.
OMG I just looked at Demi's picture...I really want to vomit...wtf?? Please help me....
UGH!
I really like Jenny but with her recent TMI statements and "curing" her son's autism I have to throw a shade of side eye her way.
Belly Laughs and Baby Laughs were funny as hell, tell it to ya straight books.
ANd "Dirty Love" was so raunchy I loved it.
Is that bush for realzz???? (Demi)
WTF????? UGH. That reminds me I need to make an appointment with my waxer.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/
It grows from here to China! Get some Veet, girl!
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Oh so she is growing her pubes... My day can continue now.
Let's all carry on!
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/
Trashy has-been. (Although I did just learn that Jenny is first cousins with Melissa McCarthy from Bridesmaids, which is a point in her - Jenny's - favor.)
Good lord, Demi had a pube jungle going didn't she? That is insane. I fear that's what mine looks like right now - can't see or reach to groom and it's driving me bonkers.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Jenny McCarthy is a horseface and a talentless attention whore. Can't stand her and never could.
Warning to others: Do NOT click on the Demi Moore pic!! ARGHHHHHHH I did and now I can't unsee it!!!!!
That can't be real, can it????
Never one to beat around the bush, is she.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
YES! YES! YES!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Lawwwd Demi's bush is a sight to behold. Like the ninth wonder of the world. It never ends.
ugh - that moore pic cant be real
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Thank you for sharing!