Jenny McCarthy Wants You To Know That She Grew Out Her Crotch Shrub For Playboy
Jenny McCarthy's LOOK AT ME Tour is speeding down the fame whore expressway as scheduled and since she's already talked about her son's private feelings, she's doing the next best thing to get maximum media exposure: talking about her pubes.
This November 1st, the world will celebrate For Why Is Jenny McCarthy Famous Day, and she's celebrating early by baring her nekkid body in July's issue of Playboy. Jenny told Today (via People) that she's celebrating her 40th birthday by posing for Playboy, because she wanted to show her Tupperware titty sacks off before "everything really falls apart." Jenny also said that you won't see a sliver of her coochie lips, because she gave her waxer the month off.
When asked recently if she plans to bare it all, McCarthy, 39, answered without hesitation.
"What's everything?" she said with a laugh during an interview on Today. "I mean I grew out a bush so nobody sees anything."
If only Jenny would grow a bush over her mouth too.
But seriously, since Playboy is obviously going to copy + paste Jenny's current day head over her 1993 naked body and call it a day, they're definitely going to Photoshop a pussy beard on her too. For Jenny's sake, I hope Playboy pastes Demi Moore's glorious panties of pubes over her crotch. Because nobody grows pubes the way Demi grows pubes. (NSFW unless you work as a professional black bear groomer) Never forget!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:53pm.
My gf is an ES-THUH-TI-SHUN
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ahahahahah freakin die!!! It's Equestrian!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:50pm.
Is that normal for a woman to have THAT MUCH HAIR down there? My expertise in women's parts is limited to porn watching...
just as much as a man were it not for the fact that we are goaded into shaving and waxing all the time...
Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:48pm.
My gf is an ES-THUH-TI-SHUN and does them all the time... she said some women fucking LOSE IT from the pain... fuck. that.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:48pm.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:46pm.
Don't forget to pirouette. Do you know how to do that?
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Girlfriend I can do it all! 3 years of jazz, 4 years of tap and of course I have done all the ballet I can! Thank God my job is only part time, it gives me a chance to do what's REALLY important: DANCE!!
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Wanna come over to my house and dance in my ballroom?
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:44pm.
IDK i just dont see whats hot about a womans body, they're sooo plain and soft. a Man has muscle and shapes and meat to work with. Woman own a hole that smells like fish, wouldnt brag about it.
that was really gay. :D
Got damn, Demi!
Pubes are fine but maintain that shit. Trim the hedges! It's a jungle down there! A man shouldn't have to weed whack his way to the target.
Is that normal for a woman to have THAT MUCH HAIR down there? My expertise in women's parts is limited to porn watching...
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:47pm.
lmfao at sucky!! I WANNA TWIRRRRRRRL!! IWFD!
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honey wear something long first! Let them see your twirl! You gotta be like a bird of paradise honey! You ever see Planet Earth honey? Those birds were all gay!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:46pm.
Don't forget to pirouette. Do you know how to do that?
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Girlfriend I can do it all! 3 years of jazz, 4 years of tap and of course I have done all the ballet I can! Thank God my job is only part time, it gives me a chance to do what's REALLY important: DANCE!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I've had more th 5 brazilian's in the past year or so. But I have no need to keep it now. And happy to do, although I like the end result, the pain is awful.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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lmfao at sucky!! I WANNA TWIRRRRRRRL!! IWFD!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:41pm.
My Dad has already told me there is a penthouse reserved for me in Hell for loving women so much. So for one night, i want to dance too! I want to be free!
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Girlfriend don't listen to him! Daddies look better with their mouths shut anyway LOL! know what I mean honey?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:36pm.
YES! Honey for ONE weekend, I don't even wanna think about boys, I just want to DANCE, just ONE night!! I gotta get all my stress out from my cliche job in retail and all the pressure my father puts on me! "Son you're going to Hell!" "Son, you're never gonna be a winner in God's eyes wearing those high heels" Ugh! I just want to dance and forget it! I wanna twirl! I wanna drink! I wanna forget about it all!! I want to be free! Physically, mentally, emotionally! I deserve it! You deserve it too!!
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Don't forget to pirouette. Do you know how to do that?
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Um... Jimmy Bocca - IDK what types of chicks you've ben around but if your glory hole smells like fish something aint right.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:36pm.
*texts Jacko pics of mah bald pie* GIRLFRAND! CAN YOU HANDLE IT?
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*pops jaw, grabs whip cream and hits the lights*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
IDK i just dont see whats hot about a womans body, they're sooo plain and soft. a Man has muscle and shapes and meat to work with. Woman own a hole that smells like fish, wouldnt brag about it.
lmao @ all you youngins, who have trouble believing that anyone, let alone a WOMAN might have that amount of pubes.
Thanks internet porn culture! Did a good job here.
I weep for all future generations of girls who have to deal with boys clueless to the fact that girls have pubes between their buttcheeks too. (Or pubes in general.) Some don't know, I swear, because all they know is online porn chicks with front to back waxes and it's so fucking sad.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:21pm.
to people who have never seen Demi's bush before: U obviously have not been using the interwebs the way you should be!
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I am kind of glad I didn't until now. So far that bush wasn't in my nightmares... till today
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/
LMAO @ Sucky!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I agree that a bald yes yes only belongs on a 5 year old and that calling it a yes yes and referencing a 5 year old child in the same sentence makes me a sick fuck.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:36pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:33pm.
I'll be there honey! Shakin' it.
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YES! Honey for ONE weekend, I don't even wanna think about boys, I just want to DANCE, just ONE night!! I gotta get all my stress out from my cliche job in retail and all the pressure my father puts on me! "Son you're going to Hell!" "Son, you're never gonna be a winner in God's eyes wearing those high heels" Ugh! I just want to dance and forget it! I wanna twirl! I wanna drink! I wanna forget about it all!! I want to be free! Physically, mentally, emotionally! I deserve it! You deserve it too!!
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My Dad has already told me there is a penthouse reserved for me in Hell for loving women so much. So for one night, i want to dance too! I want to be free!
PS. I would take Demi's hairy bush over Snooki's bare one any day of the week. I want a real woman!
are we gonna have this fucking baldvlandingstripvbush debate AGAIN!!?!??! Ok I will say what I always say: Do you leave a landing strip under your arms and up your legs? Cuz if not EWWWWW, YO PEDO LOVER!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Can't wait for that total dumpster fire of an event...
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It's so cold in the D....
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH! Whamo's been reading that 50 Shades of Ghey!
Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:33pm.
I'll be there honey! Shakin' it.
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YES! Honey for ONE weekend, I don't even wanna think about boys, I just want to DANCE, just ONE night!! I gotta get all my stress out from my cliche job in retail and all the pressure my father puts on me! "Son you're going to Hell!" "Son, you're never gonna be a winner in God's eyes wearing those high heels" Ugh! I just want to dance and forget it! I wanna twirl! I wanna drink! I wanna forget about it all!! I want to be free! Physically, mentally, emotionally! I deserve it! You deserve it too!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Let there be pubes. A landing strip is the bottom line. All bald is for pedos.
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Do you want a banana?
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*texts Jacko pics of mah bald pie* GIRLFRAND! CAN YOU HANDLE IT? GIRLFRAND!?!?!?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I loathe her extremes. The vaccination bullshit. The oversexualization. The yapping her trap about her poor son not getting any fauxdaddy time with someone SHE couldn't maintain an amicable relationship with. Fucking idiot. If she cared so much about her kid, she wouldn't be flapping her trap over private crap.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:22pm.
Demi's bush looks like Oreo crumbs or lots of black spiders!!
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OH FFS SUCKY!! You didn't! :...(
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:30pm.
yes, and proud of it it, sister!
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GIRLFRANNNDDD! Am I seeing you for Pride next weekend honey? honey....HONEY!
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I'll be there honey! Shakin' it.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:26pm.
I have such strong pussy breath today that my co workers are asking me if I had fishsticks for breakfast
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oololollll I would freakin DIE!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:30pm.
yes, and proud of it it, sister!
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GIRLFRANNNDDD! Am I seeing you for Pride next weekend honey? honey....HONEY!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Datura on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:27pm.
The bald look just creeps me out a bit.
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Ditto.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
danm Whamo, keep up! somone even used to have it as their avie! LOL
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Sorry, Jack! You tripped the gross-out button!
ubmitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:28pm.
Hey, me too!
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no u are gay
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yes, and proud of it it, sister!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:21pm.
to people who have never seen Demi's bush before: U obviously have not been using the interwebs the way you should be!
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Really Snowy?? LOL...I must confess I've never seen Demi's del taco supreme before
*looks up Demi's muff*
so, then, Jim Carrey was the more sane person in that relationship. that's scary.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:28pm.
Hey, me too!
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no u are gay your breath is like poo
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:26pm.
I have such strong pussy breath today that my co workers are asking me if I had fishsticks for breakfast
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Hey, me too!
Are we sure that's a picture of Demi's pubes? Maybe she's giving birth to a werewolf...
I'm pro-trimmed, well groomed down-there hair. The bald look just creeps me out a bit.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
So she gonna put Buckwheat in a scissor-lock?
Who cares about playboy anymore, I've seen graphic novels that turn me on more than lame ass Playboy spread!
"If only Jenny would grow a bush over her mouth too."
YES! The more she opens her mouth, the more useless shit falls out....... STFU bitch!!!!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
I have such strong pussy breath today that my co workers are asking me if I had fishsticks for breakfast
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Is it OP time yet?? CUM ON MK!
*shaves Jacks chest*
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:21pm.
It's a line from the movie Stepbrothers, goon!! :P
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Demi's bush looks like Oreo crumbs or lots of black spiders!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
So that means Demi and Jack leave helacious skidmarks on their undies! Nasty. Doodoo scented head.
to people who have never seen Demi's bush before: U obviously have not been using the interwebs the way you should be!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Puppy Love -- I think I love you -- Amen!!! Yes, she is a horse face! That huge forehead and huge chin make her look like a horse (no offense to our equine friends). She's so trashy and vulgar, I just can't stand her. I'm sick of her talking about her bush and how she gives great blowjobs. I'm embarrassed to say she's from Chicago like moi.