Jenny McCarthy Wants You To Know That She Grew Out Her Crotch Shrub For Playboy
Jenny McCarthy's LOOK AT ME Tour is speeding down the fame whore expressway as scheduled and since she's already talked about her son's private feelings, she's doing the next best thing to get maximum media exposure: talking about her pubes.
This November 1st, the world will celebrate For Why Is Jenny McCarthy Famous Day, and she's celebrating early by baring her nekkid body in July's issue of Playboy. Jenny told Today (via People) that she's celebrating her 40th birthday by posing for Playboy, because she wanted to show her Tupperware titty sacks off before "everything really falls apart." Jenny also said that you won't see a sliver of her coochie lips, because she gave her waxer the month off.
When asked recently if she plans to bare it all, McCarthy, 39, answered without hesitation.
"What's everything?" she said with a laugh during an interview on Today. "I mean I grew out a bush so nobody sees anything."
If only Jenny would grow a bush over her mouth too.
But seriously, since Playboy is obviously going to copy + paste Jenny's current day head over her 1993 naked body and call it a day, they're definitely going to Photoshop a pussy beard on her too. For Jenny's sake, I hope Playboy pastes Demi Moore's glorious panties of pubes over her crotch. Because nobody grows pubes the way Demi grows pubes. (NSFW unless you work as a professional black bear groomer) Never forget!
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WTF is an "indigo" mom?
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Guys who prefer a woman waxed/trimmed should do the same.
I don't like the way this woman goes around making ignorant comments like her sin was cured of Autism, but she has a bangin' body.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:12pm.
If your snatch is that hairy does your panty pud*gag*ding dry up in your pubs and... I can't finish the question.
well, without the hair, does it dry into a lovely glaze like eggwash on a cherry pie?
I was thinking about her in the shower (and not in Jack's disgusting, misogynistic way as he self abuses) and I guess I just find it sad when women continually churn out thinly veiled attempts to get validation as a person through their bodies. Everybody wants to feel attractive and wanted, I guess I don't understand having it be through the masses instead of the people that matter.
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Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:42pm.
This pubes vs bare debate, just like the debate on the existence of God we had the other day, is way too complex. It is not a black and white issue, there are many shades of gray. Just do with your pubes whatever is in your heart and don't kill anyone.
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But make sure wax/shave any ass hair.
wouldn't shaving your ass hair itch like a motha? I'd be scooting my ass around the carpet like a dog. :-P
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:42pm.
This pubes vs bare debate, just like the debate on the existence of God we had the other day, is way too complex. It is not a black and white issue, there are many shades of gray. Just do with your pubes whatever is in your heart and don't kill anyone.
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But make sure wax/shave any ass hair.
This pubes vs bare debate, just like the debate on the existence of God we had the other day, is way too complex. It is not a black and white issue, there are many shades of gray. Just do with your pubes whatever is in your heart and don't kill anyone.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:35pm.
Don't forget that she claimed she's an "indigo" mom and her kid is a "crystal child." I started hating her the moment she spewed that self-indulgent bullshit.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:37pm.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG!!!! lol
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:18pm.
But how long ago was this? 10 years ago? 30? was this in the 50's???
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:12pm.
If your snatch is that hairy does your panty pud*gag*ding dry up in your pubs and... I can't finish the question.
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It makes the pubes "crunchy". Actually, I don't know!
Ewww. Sorry about that. : P
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
jim carrey still spittin' out pubes.
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As painful as brazilians are, having razor burn and an ingrown hair or 5 down there is WAY worse. I'll take the brazilian, tyvm.
Haven't seen Demi's bush and have no desire to now that you all have given such vivid descriptions. After what I've seen in the locker room at the gym, I don't need to add to my nightmares...
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:39pm.
are we gonna have this fucking baldvlandingstripvbush debate AGAIN!!?!??! Ok I will say what I always say: Do you leave a landing strip under your arms and up your legs? Cuz if not EWWWWW, YO PEDO LOVER!!!
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Preach it sista! Look, to each their own. Variety keeps it exciting, non?
JUst dumb..that's like saying b/c I don't care for facial hair on a man and b/c I wouldn't want to be making out with an AFro when I'm giving head that I'm a young boy loving pedo. I have sensitive skin and prickly man hair hurts like the dickens and makes me red. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"that's the first time i had dick in my mouth, and that's the last time i'm going to choke on it.." Dani
that sure does look more like Jenna jameson than Jenny Mccarthy...
Used to like Jenny McC and now cannot stand her. Just 'cuz a guy dates you, doesn't mean he has to be in touch with your spawn for the rest of his days. And, have some gratitude for the Multi-Million$ trust fund he set up for your son, girl!
Demi's pubes don't bother me... I think they look kind of wild and woolly and hot. I'm not bothered by women who take it all off, either. I just wish that a greater range of body hair (and body types, races, boob shapes, etc) were depicted as "normal" in porn/erotica because I do think it's depressing that young guys today have no idea how much hair most women have to removed to even get what is considered relatively hairy in modern porn.
I'm getting a new appreciation for women and all the work they must do to be considered "sexy" by North American standards.
That being said... Demi has more hair down there than most guys I know. I seem to remember that Madge also has a bad case of "pussy hair galore."
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:09pm.
So tell us, Jenny...did Jim prefer it waxed? And how did that make your son feel??
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:12pm.
If your snatch is that hairy does your panty pud*gag*ding dry up in your pubs and... I can't finish the question.
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SUcky! Quit possessing Jack. That's rude!
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
It is sad that porn has come to dictate how a man thinks a woman should look or act like but before I even knew what porn was or was sexual I've been shaving it all off just for the fact that I don't like the feeling of anything down there..I don't wear underwear either and jewelry only on special occasions, I wear a bra b/c the ladies are too heavy to go without and clothes b/c the money I made being a dancer has made me a bitch in the way I think..I got paid for you too see so why should anyone see for free(excluding bfs of course) I just don't like anything on my body and some kitty kats can be very nice looking(I've seen a lot!) I've never thought anything pedo about it..I started getting hair and had boobs in my tweens, that didn't mean all the sudden my body is adult material so why should no hair mean my body is pedo material? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"that's the first time i had dick in my mouth, and that's the last time i'm going to choke on it.." Dani
hairy or not hairy, who gives two doo dads....why do peeps share so much about themselves to the public...and btw, I watched some weird show on HBO about the hairy 70's, and all the chicks were au natural, they looked amazing btw, hairy as all get out...but natural bodies, boobies, and a major forest going on down there...they looked hygienic and super sexy...
Ok this is a long story but I'm going to try to make it short. When my husband and I were fiirst married we knew this couple fron his law firm...both of them practicing attorneys in a large law firm. They invited us to go boating with them. We went and when she took off her swimsuit coverup my husband Iand I were in shock. She had so much pubic hair coming out of her bikini. It was like a full wig down there. We were laughing like idiots and said it was from stupid joke. It was the longest day of our lives. Im serious, it wasn't just a little hair that needed a weed whacker, it needed a commercial tractor mower.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:09pm.
it's better when chix shave their twats because then you can see their clit aka how sad their vagina is, trying to be the superior gender but failing
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:12pm.
If your snatch is that hairy does your panty pud*gag*ding dry up in your pubs and... I can't finish the question.
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You comb it out and spritz with a little Febreze.
That picture looks like Kendra. Do all Playboy blondes look alike?
If your snatch is that hairy does your panty pud*gag*ding dry up in your pubs and... I can't finish the question.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Isn't this what Titter or Facebook is for? So your over-sharing ass can blab to people who might actually give a shit?
So tell us, Jenny...did Jim prefer it waxed? And how did that make your son feel??
it's better when chix shave their twats because then you can see their clit aka how sad their vagina is, trying to be the superior gender but failing
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:50pm.
Is that normal for a woman to have THAT MUCH HAIR down there? My expertise in women's parts is limited to porn watching...
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Yes, its normal esp if you have Eastern European heritage or last name is Kardashian.
I'll remain hairfree thanks, that's my preference, and no one told me I have to be that way, I'm not even fucking anyone right now, IMO it's gross to be hairy, to each their own....;p
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:00pm.
you know a hairy ass brings all the menz to the yard..
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I will keep that in mind since I need to get myself a new boyfriend ;)
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:35pm.
yep. i agree.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:41pm.
My Dad has already told me there is a penthouse reserved for me in Hell for loving women so much. So for one night, i want to dance too! I want to be free!
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Girlfriend don't listen to him! Daddies look better with their mouths shut anyway LOL! know what I mean honey?
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LOL!
Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:00pm.
you know a hairy ass brings all the menz to the yard....
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
She's got the same Chestica It-just-pops-in-my-head-and-right-out-my-mouth thing going. It's not cute on either of you!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:56pm.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:50pm.
that's bullshit Dirk, I know you're a pussy pounder, I can tell from your credit card number
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BwaHAAAAAAAA!! LMFAO!
How on earth could you ever feel clean when you have that much hair in the nether regions?!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
This sort of PR effort doesn't necessarily bolster her medical credentials.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:53pm.
Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:48pm.
My gf is an ES-THUH-TI-SHUN and does them all the time... she said some women fucking LOSE IT from the pain... fuck. that.
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I did it cause the dick/sex was AMAZING. So it got me thru the pain. But as DWM said, less grows back.
Shaving between the buttcheeks and having it grow is uncomfortable. I rather wax.
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Didn't she used to pose in playboy all the time? Why is she just now wanting to cover herself up with a merkin?
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How can a man be a mom?
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just shut the fuck up.
people tell us way too much nowadays.
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Please forgive me for my sins,
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Pretty sure Demi has a ferret between her legs. BARF
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:50pm.
yes, it is, like I said earlier, pick up a playboy from the 70's.
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:50pm.
Is that normal for a woman to have THAT MUCH HAIR down there? My expertise in women's parts is limited to porn watching...
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that's bullshit Dirk, I know you're a pussy pounder, I can tell from your credit card number
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Brazilians don't bother me. I would actually rather do that than shave. The more you do it, the less grows back.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:54pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 3:53pm.
My gf is an ES-THUH-TI-SHUN
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ahahahahah freakin die!!! It's Equestrian!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Women who shave their pussy only want to be fucked by their dads because only kids have no pubic hair so basically women are pedophiles, fucking disgusting.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.