Jenny McCarthy’s LOOK AT ME Tour is speeding down the fame whore expressway as scheduled and since she’s already talked about her son’s private feelings, she’s doing the next best thing to get maximum media exposure: talking about her pubes.
This November 1st, the world will celebrate For Why Is Jenny McCarthy Famous Day, and she’s celebrating early by baring her nekkid body in July’s issue of Playboy. Jenny told Today (via People) that she’s celebrating her 40th birthday by posing for Playboy, because she wanted to show her Tupperware titty sacks off before “everything really falls apart.” Jenny also said that you won’t see a sliver of her coochie lips, because she gave her waxer the month off.
When asked recently if she plans to bare it all, McCarthy, 39, answered without hesitation.
“What’s everything?” she said with a laugh during an interview on Today. “I mean I grew out a bush so nobody sees anything.”
If only Jenny would grow a bush over her mouth too.
But seriously, since Playboy is obviously going to copy + paste Jenny’s current day head over her 1993 naked body and call it a day, they’re definitely going to Photoshop a pussy beard on her too. For Jenny’s sake, I hope Playboy pastes Demi Moore’s glorious panties of pubes over her crotch. Because nobody grows pubes the way Demi grows pubes. (NSFW unless you work as a professional black bear groomer) Never forget!