Tuesday, June 12th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 11th!
In a bid to reach the newly discovered cannibal demographic, the producers of Iron Chef introduce their latest secret ingredient. - skabazzle
Runners-up:
This is the REAL regimen that Weight Watchers has in store for Chestica. - turnelbup
"Nice try, Ms. Ryder. We know you didn't walk into Housewares like that." - WTFOMGLOL
Amazingly Sandra Lee's wedding outfit didn't contain a corkscrew. - Vern
via Poorly Dressed
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When the tux came off, Neil Patrick Harris found the real reason his junk hurt!
Ahahahaha daisy!
Life Lesson #17653: When Gordon Ramsey is screaming at you, you keep your whore mouth SHUT.
This is NOT what we had in mind when advertising for Head Chef.
It looks like Naomi's chef burned the dinner again.
This is the REAL regimen that Weight Watchers has in store for Chestica.
she fried for our sins.
Barbecued at the stake.
She looks stupid because she simply doesn't have the hair to pull off that look but just try it with Demi's black crotch haystack an suddenly VOILA!
"KHLOE!!! COME ON IN NOW, IT'S TIME FOR SUPPER!!"
I'm sure that's the last time Kardassian thinks getting doinked in the kitchen will be a fun idea.
Vegetarianism is a mean religion. Burn that traitor at the steak!
The Princess House Bride
The last thing I wanted to see-Rachel Ray's bondage pics!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Amazingly Sandra Lee's wedding outfit didn't contain a corkscrew.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I don't like the new poster for the Hunger Games.
This outfit is the REAL reason Martha Stewart didn't get fucked with in prison.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
"Nice try, Ms. Ryder. We know you didn't walk into Housewares like that."
Not to be overshadowed by Madonna's controversial nipple slip, Lady Gaga shoves a pipe up her ass.
Lindsay Lohahn playing "Joan of Arc" at the Ozarks "All You Can Eat" dinner buffet.
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
No, I said "Go FUCK Yourself".
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Please forgive me for my sins,
Yes I swam dirty waters, but you pushed me in
- Adele
BrideZillverware
Did Lohan run into the back of an ONEIDA truck?
"FORK YOU! It wasn't my fault ! I was reaching for my coke SPOON and next thing I knew, there was a JackKNIFED tractor trailer in my front seat!"