Tuesday, June 12th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 11th!
In a bid to reach the newly discovered cannibal demographic, the producers of Iron Chef introduce their latest secret ingredient. - skabazzle
Runners-up:
This is the REAL regimen that Weight Watchers has in store for Chestica. - turnelbup
"Nice try, Ms. Ryder. We know you didn't walk into Housewares like that." - WTFOMGLOL
Amazingly Sandra Lee's wedding outfit didn't contain a corkscrew. - Vern
via Poorly Dressed
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Wikked funneh, everyone! Congrats!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
*wipes tear* thanks you guys.
I iz honored too.
♥♥ congrats fellow winners ♥♥
OOOPSY!
*passes out*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I is honored to be the caboose in this funny ass train!!!!!!!
Thanks MK & everybody!!!
*stands at the front of the Whamster's Ho-line feeding chicken fried steak flavored vodka to PERKY and SweeeeeetASS!*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Congrats skabazzle on your first win!! Awesome. Congrats to turnelbup, WTFOMGLOL (LMFAO) and Veeeerrrrrnn-uh!
ANJERS4EVAXOXOXO
Congrats to all winners!
WTFOMGLOL - that was fucking awesome!! ROFLMAO!!!
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ILOVESWEETASANDELBTOOMUCH!!
Congrats to skabazzle, Vern and WTFOMGLOL! Now, yeah, WTF is up with that pic?
All funny, all winners. Now what the hell is going on in that pic?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
PETA's ritual BBQ season sacrifice
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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Lol winners! Well done! ;p
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Woo my first win! Congrats to Vern, WTFOMGLOL and turnelbup!
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Good for you Verny!!!!!!
*thigh humps Verny with boner*
Ha! So funny in here. One these days going to take a swing at a caption. Too chicken and not that clever! Thanks skabazzle etc etc etc
Verrrrrrn, you old drunk hussy!!! We all know where the corkscrew went!! Congrats WINNERS :)
Lady Gaga reworks her concert wardrobe to warn her backup dancers against any further "accidents" on tour.
Joan of Spork.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Dying Skabazzle! Epic!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
JOAN OF SNARK!
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Certified Slore
Still not as bad as Princess Bea's toilet seat hat.
"I should have went with the chicken..."
She's obviously ready to chow down on Hef's rusty old pole.
I'm guessing this is how most of us would feel if we inadvertently fell over Deena Cortese while her drunken car-slapping ass was in the air.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Now that Liz Taylor is under her belt, Lohan feels confident she can play Jesus Christ in her next movie.
Another Marc Jacobs creation, Fall 2012
In a bid to reach the newly discovered cannibal demographic, the producers of Iron Chef introduce their latest secret ingredient.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Food Network had no idea this would happen when Jesus showed up to be a guest judge on Chopped.
Our Lady of Nom Nom Nom
In Miami, they're setting out baited traps like this one in hopes of catching Bath Salts users.
Ever anxious, Bjork left the dress rehearsal for her comeback tour (Swan Roast 2012: Burnt At The Stake) to an understudy
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs? Nah, effed up with a chance of roofied.
Ever anxious, Bjork left the dress rehearsal for her "Swan Roast Tour" to a body double.
lmfao @ all the bath salt refs!! ETA and IG's "stick a fork in me" LOLz
It still beats being Amish....
Please pass the bath salt.........
Stick a fork in me, I'm done.
I'm guessing people will throw bath salts at the happy couple as they walk down the aisle at this wedding.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Well, it just looks stupid now without the Bloody Mary bouquet.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
No bitch, I said go FUCK yourself.
She's hot and she wants to be eaten.....but she smokes...and its like shes got a big stick up her ass.......
♪I wear this crown of forks
Upon my fryer's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
And you could have it all
My patio grill
I will let you down
I will make you hurt♫
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♫..And now I know just why she keeps me hanging round,(Hanging 'round)She needs someone to walk on so her feet don't touch the ground(Don't touch the ground)...♫
Conscious of proper social etiquette, Agnes was sure to use the outside fork first.
I wuv you BaconSlut! My two favorite words ever!
Proving once again the only thing Katy Perry is NOT starved for is attention.
Just breathe slowly, it'll fit up there.
Pippa Middleton just can't stop her upstaging, famewhoring ways.
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