Afternoon Crumbs
Jersey Shore whore Deena Cortese was arrested for drunkenly slapping at cars and I should be arrested for slapping your eyeballs by posting that picture – The Superficial
The staff at George Clooney’s Lake Como mansion (yes, I always read that as “Lake Homo mansion” too) are probably like, “Great, we have to learn another trick’s name?” – Lainey Gossip
Why is it news when John Travolta makes a pilgrimage to P-Town? – Towleroad
There’s no way that’s Snooki’s cooter, because I don’t see any pickle bits in it – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Jada Pinkett Smith’s got butt cheeks on her face – Celebitchy
If Cinderella was one of the cocktail waitresses on It’s A Living… – Hollywood Tuna
Oh, to be a gecko tattoo near Alex O’Loughlin’s nipple – The Berry
Selena Gomez has her own bottle of stank, because the world really needs that – ICYDK
Prince William doing an impression of my drunk ass this weekend – Popsugar
The self-making bed is creepy, but the lazy in me happily embraces it – OMG Blog
Shouldn’t Madge be the one with the cane? – Just Jared
My first thought is: AHAHAHAHAHA! My second thought is: Modeling is hard! – Videogum
Zac Efron better tame those wild brows, because he has a reputation as the most manicured princess in all the land to keep up – SOW
Puppies stuck in stuff – Cityrag
Katy Perry got drunk at a children’s party. Stars are just like us! – Hollywood Rag
Bitch, please. Suri was more like, “Daaaaaaad, why did you get into my make-up drawer again?” – I’m Not Obsessed