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I would hit that. Twice.

Michael K! I'm so glad you love this show. It's a HOT MESS! The incidental things that happen to the VEEP are hysterical! Love them all, especially that gorgeous guy from The Big C that's now working for the Veep. Too dayum funny! Jonah really is a loooooooser!

Love this show!!!

Salena: Sue, did the President call?

Sue: (Without looking up) No.

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Submitted by yucko on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 5:01am.

thats why my favourite list is not to be taken seriously lol cuz sound of music is in there also...hahaha

Good point, Loopy. Something doesn't have to be a masterpiece to be a favorite.

Submitted by yucko on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 2:39am.

Malena is one of my fave movies, but then again my fave movies list is in excess of 50 movies. sometimes a movie doesn't have to be great for me to like it.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 12:45am.

Monica is quite an attractive biatch, i hate her and her striking eyes, lips and natural beauty. and girlfriend isnt shy about showing her tits and vajayjay either lol

i can do anything lol *crack knuckles*

i have never failed to makeover guys or guys.

Submitted by vidz on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 2:12am.

i got pimples at from 14yo and it didnt stop until i was about 26-ish. thankfully it didnt scar because i dosed up on Vit E all the time, but i switched moisturiser to Olay Regenerist 50 SPF, and i havent broken out since.

the problem with my combination/oily skin is, if i dont moisturise, the skin produces more oil to compensate, so i get pimples, if i do add moisturise it gets too oily, i break out, so i have to strike a balance.

i have tried clinique, shiseido, lancome and cheap $10-$15 creams and same result, but im happy with my current skin regime.

He looks British.

Malena is someone's *all time* favorite movie? It's a pretty decent movie but not THAT good. Then again, Italian movies aren't really my favorite.

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

M.Belucci can get it,despite her classy 'stache; which is waaaay better than Z.DeChanel's. Thanks Dlist for showing that Zooey 'stache and ruining her for me.

Loopy

Thanks. I'm turning 26 and I'm STILL getting acne on my chin and the perimeter of my face. Tiny annoying ones that take forever to go away and leave scars (but thankfully not the crater type).

Was on BCP (Diane 35) for a bit and my skin cleared up beautifully then I stopped and the acne came back with a vengeance. To top it off, I started growing toe and knuckle hair (ewww-ugh).

Le Sigh.....

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The past, present and future all walk into a bar... it was really tense.

Loopy, exactly! We'll do the bait 'n switch. You attract Monica - she'll flock to you for some tips on fashion for her hubs or something. While I pose as Malena and lure Vincent. Then we separate them, turn the lights off and do the quick switch on them. We'll need a code word to know we don't leave them together and end up in the same room! HAHAHAHA

OnT: I think you could turn this guy into Beckham's younger cousin with your magic. Well, maybe a distant one, twice removed!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 3:27pm.

lol i dunno how to put moves on girls, im a ghey, so girls flock to me for different reasons. hahaha

i just finish makeovers and push them out the door.

these days i prefer plain jane (sorry to all the janes lol) without the pimples, and other things. cuz otherwise its too much work.

Submitted by vidz on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 9:27pm.

he tried proactive and all that, didnt work. so took him to the dermatologist, he had severe acne and the derm put him on an intense treatment, it was really bad at first, skin dried out and peeled, red face, i felt really sorry for him, but within afew months his face cleared and now he doesnt have any acne and there is no scarring.

i had pimples for 10 years, but mild-ish, my skin is oily and i tried everything, but the doctors kept telling me they wont gimme any treatments because i wasnt a severe case. i dunno whether i just grew out of it, or when i swapped moisturisers, it stop. well not completely, once in a while, every 5-6 months, one might pop up.

Gahhh! Double post!

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The past, present and future all walk into a bar... it was really tense.

Dear Loopy,

I've done that only once, took a pimply, skinny scrawny straight boy who wore only black, even grey was too colorful, and transformed him a lean lanky muscular guy, with an awesome textured whispy hair style, clear face, with hot threads. the girls just cooooooo when they see him. and its all my work.

How do you get this "clear face"? I've been trying for years!

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The past, present and future all walk into a bar... it was really tense.

Submitted by MissDior on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 2:54pm.

I want my death documented 48 hours style, too! I love that fucking show. ID is my fave channel! And I want the host to ask my parents a dumb fucking question like "So, she was on top of the world, huh?" and I want them to look at each other teary eyed and say "Oh, yes, top of the world.." then look away....ahhh, my death...so tragic.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 2:40pm.

Oh no you didn't!!!! you just totally mentioned my all time favorite movie!!! Malena.

i worship Malena lol

hahaha i agree, the lean lanky muscular frat college types are the best.
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Kinda OT but I have a female dog called Malena, named after that movie. :)

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One of my fav flicks too. Monica Bellucci is a goddess.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 2:40pm.

Oh no you didn't!!!! you just totally mentioned my all time favorite movie!!! Malena.

i worship Malena lol

hahaha i agree, the lean lanky muscular frat college types are the best.
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Kinda OT but I have a female dog called Malena, named after that movie. :)

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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

If you love insults, check out Veep's older British cousin the Thick of It. Malcolm Tucker raises swearing to an art form.

GET SOME FUCKING NUTS!!!!!!

This guy is brilliant in his role on veep!

Loopy, you put us to shame with your skills!! Now who will teach him how to "put the hot moves" on the chicks? You've taken care of the outside... is that my job? *oh the pressure*

I know, Cassel WOULD make you hate her. Don't worry! We'll pull a "tag team - double steal" on them. It will be painless, and they won't even notice. ;P

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 2:57pm.

holy moly, capoeira... omaaagawwdd, that brings all my fantasies of sitting and spinning like im on a carnival ride, to a whole new level.... now i hate monica lol.

this guy is easy to make over. his skin is good, he has good cheek bones, perfect amount of hair and its a great color, lips are well defined specially upper lip, hands are good and finger nails are clean.

he needs tweezers to clean the brows abit, a suit that fits, slim fitting shirt.

then we work on biceps to tone his arms, some pectoral exercises to give him chest muscles and to straighten him up so he stands up straight not slumping, lats to build up his shoulders, cuz i know yal ladies love a V-shape guy like swimmer guys, and the rest is history.

3months tops.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 2:53pm.

oh yeah MAC knows not to mess with us. lol cuz with my nicole kidman samantha bebitched (bewitched) mouth twitching skills, i can turn those bitches into haggis face hoes, strip them of their makeup, asymmetrical flowy tops, tight dark denim and high heels, and put them in flat shoes with stub toes.

Loopy, I know, forget the twinks and twinkettes today. Bellucci is leave you dead tired after you've been put you through the ringer marathon session of "the works". Her hubs pretty nice too. He practices capoeira. DO YOU KNOW HOW FLEXIBLE HE'D BE? lol ☼♥☼♥☼♥

I'll defer to you for the make-over of this boy though. Sounds like you have good experience to back that up and would do a good job. I'll just stand back and glow with pride! ;)

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I love that MK loves 48 Hours Mystery just like I do. I alway tell my friends that if I'm ever brutally murdered (God forbid), they better make a 48 Hours episode about it. My friends better get filmed leaving flowers on my grave and going on and on about how I "loved life" and how I "light up a room". You know, 48 Hours kinda shit.

Ha! Loopy no gay son but next best thing - GAY COUSIN!!! He once had me go back to the MAC counter and he said "DID YOU SELL HER THIS!" holds up my new plum lipstick...love that guy!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 2:40pm.

Oh no you didn't!!!! you just totally mentioned my all time favorite movie!!! Malena.

i worship Malena lol

hahaha i agree, the lean lanky muscular frat college types are the best.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 2:30pm.

Gamer nerds are the hardest to try to make over because they simple do not care about their looks lol my youngest brother is a gamer nerd, its blistering hot in summer and he wears hoodies and his hair just doesnt get washed, its long and he wont cut it.

but when they discover girls, everything changes, all the sudden, they wanna get a haircut, new clothes, and sometimes go to gym or they get a dumbbell set at home and start working out.

but if you had a gay son, then you dont worry, in fact, they will probably give you fashion tips lol like thats what i do with my mother... "what's wrong with my shoes?" "um...where do i start mum"

Loopy, you can be the Julie Andrews fairy godmother part. I'll be... Monica Bellucci circa Malèna. We can really do a job on him and make him gorgeous. I get first dibs if it works, because the skinny fellas are always the most enthusiastic. What do you say? ;P

*what is this thread coming to?*

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Thank you little_rascal! The kid graduates in a few days and he's erupted pretty bad! He's not into the grooming thing since he's a gamer nerd. Its a never ending battle to have him take care of his skin - so far no pock marks!

Loopy. Oh my gosh, I go through with those two also. I am always "HOW CAN PANTS BE GAY!". At least I have one son that takes care of his grooming and attire. But then again he has a gf! Right now my oldest is rocking the Unibomber chic. Really, a black hoodie in So Cal in late spring when its 78!

Tried liking Veep but it's not my fave. I LOVE Girls and I can't wait for True Blood tonight - watched all of S4 even though I haven't seen S1-S3 yet...that and the season finale of Mad Men have my Sunday night set! Game of Thrones is amazing too.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 2:05pm.

just need the fairy god mother magic. and to jazz it up, we can even do a sing-a-long ala sound of music style, doe a dear a female deer, rae a golden touch of sun... me a name i call myself..far a long long way to goo, sew a needle pulling thread, La, a note to follow sew, Tea, I drink with jam and bread.

maybe that might be a tad campy.

I adore VEEP, great support cast specially Julia, her sassy secretary, and the goofy gopher (the one that always makes her tea and bought all the preggo tests), but GIRLS is absolutely fucking hilarious, Hannah is me at 24, lost, self loathing, misunderstood, and funny as fuck! For me it is VEEP and GIRLS and I am set for the week!

I fucking love this show and Jonah is definitely one of the best characters on the show. Mostly because he likes restaurants that have fuckloads of bread and metal bands that don't even have names.

be cool about fire safety

Anna Chlumsky is acting again?!?! And she looks exactly the same. Insane.

I adore this show, for all of you who have yet to watch it do yourself a favor and WaTCH it!

LOL MK, thanks for the reminder, have to add several of these shows to the cue. Crap these days no. Didn't like the My Girl movies. Whatever happened to that schlump(?) girl?

I agree with Loopy, this guy has potential... he could turn his look around and become a sex machine. Yes. *giggles*

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 1:32pm.

Loopy, I have three sons, two who would challenge your powers of make-over. One wears cargo shorts and silly t-shirts, the other thinks oxy pads are my way of making his life a living hell.
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GG, my boys used Stridex for Sensitive Skin pads all throughout their teens and they're still using it religiously now in their 20s, and their skin is smooth as baby butt, no blemishes and nice pink glow from all that salicylic acid exfoliation.

i fucking LOVE this show....it took a couple episodes to "get it" for me but I'm hooked. and i love the gary character. when he takes a bullet by jumping in front of the sneeze i about died.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 1:32pm.

yes well this was a computer nerdy nerd call of duty 24/7.

lol the hardest bit is trying to tell them they can't wear stuff like that, cuz he just said "why not? im comfortable in black tshirt, black cargo pants, black combat boots, i dont care wat people think"

first time i introduced army camo green, he was like "thats too gay" lol he also told me dark denim was too gay.

but when he was getting noticed by girls, and they were complementing him, so he started to change. and sometimes i would call the girls to come shopping, so he can hear it from them wat they think.

and now he is a stylish straight boy with a girlfriend and call of duty isn't his main priority anymore.

in fact, he does the gym more than me.

Lol, I love this character and the show. If y'all liked this, check out In the Loop, it's on Netflix and is hilarious.

Mike, I don't think this will go on streaming anytime soon because it's HBO. :-/

I'm in love with Veep and am terrified they are going to cancel it after a few more seasons but it really is comedy gold. Every minute of it.

Loopy, I have three sons, two who would challenge your powers of make-over. One wears cargo shorts and silly t-shirts, the other thinks oxy pads are my way of making his life a living hell.

OMG i cant believe MK mentioned My Girl..that movie scarred me for a long time.

it was a balmy saturday afternoon when i was only like in my early to mid 10s years old and i was like, ahhh a macauly caulkin movie!!! cool. so i put it on, sat on the floor, with my legs crossed and watch the movie.

omg. he died.

my eyes went big from the shock and i toppled over like they do in japanese sailormoon animes.

Ugh. I knew a kid who used to flip his eyelids inside out. I had forgotten about him.
He went on to knock a girl up when he was in 7th grade (so much for pick up lines) and dropped out.

Hekki:
I've watched Archer a few times and thought it was really funny. But I also got a slight vibe that women are viewed as sex objects. It didn't bother me that much bc I only watched like 2 episodes.

As far as Veep, I never watched it after Game of Thrones. But I do love JLD. I might check it out.

OT: just had an argument w my cousin who made a misogynist remark ab women whose boyfriends please them first during foreplay. According to his caveman logic, that makes my bf weak and me in control of the relationship. Nope. Just means he likes my pussy. A lot. :)