Bitch Got Bonked: The Lady Gaga Edition

June 10, 2012 / Posted by:

And she’s gonna live, so that means it’s okay for us to break the shit out of H and A keys by letting out a million: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAs!

Just a few nights after Madge knocked hos out with a memaw nipple, one of Lady CaCa’s dancers played an accidental game of Whac-A-Mole with her on stage at her show in Auckland, NZ tonight by knocking her over the head with a pole. You’d think that the helmet of yellow Rainbow Brite weave and hair would protect her head from the bop, but it didn’t. CaCa suffered a concussion and she didn’t let a head injury get in the way of finishing the rest of the show.

The knock to the head came almost right after CaCa yodeled out, “Jesus is my virtue,” so my abuelita would raise her wooden crucifix in the air while saying that this is el seƱor’s way of smacking her upside the head for spreading this blasphemous shit! But I say that this was an act of Skeletor, because he doesn’t appreciate that CaCa’s set looks like the Castle Grayskull chapel.

via ONTD

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