Bitch Got Bonked: The Lady Gaga Edition
And she's gonna live, so that means it's okay for us to break the shit out of H and A keys by letting out a million: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAs!
Just a few nights after Madge knocked hos out with a memaw nipple, one of Lady CaCa's dancers played an accidental game of Whac-A-Mole with her on stage at her show in Auckland, NZ tonight by knocking her over the head with a pole. You'd think that the helmet of yellow Rainbow Brite weave and hair would protect her head from the bop, but it didn't. CaCa suffered a concussion and she didn't let a head injury get in the way of finishing the rest of the show.
The knock to the head came almost right after CaCa yodeled out, "Jesus is my virtue," so my abuelita would raise her wooden crucifix in the air while saying that this is el señor's way of smacking her upside the head for spreading this blasphemous shit! But I say that this was an act of Skeletor, because he doesn't appreciate that CaCa's set looks like the Castle Grayskull chapel.
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She still sounds and looks like a BUG! ;p
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"I got a concussion and kept on poppin'!" must be the go-to what-a-talent/genius/consummate professional/hero meme for today's pop stars.
If the online comments on this story are any indication, on sites like Yahoo or TMZ, no one cares. And most of the comments were along the lines of "Better luck next time." I hope that suggests people are losing interest in this ugly, under-talented, rip-off artiste.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Wasn't it better when singers just sang songs? When they didn't stage elaborate productions where one slip could mean a concussion?
feeling old.
Bitch got served. I can't stand this one trick horse face tranny. Hopefully that bonk knocked some originality into her!
She is fucking awful on most levels and a total fraud. One of the ugliest people I've seen on the stage. I have no idea what her appeal is, she prays on young peoples low self estem and insecurities, tells them "Nobody loves you the way I do" while banking millions. Lets face it she is nothing more than a gimmick. There is nothing original about her, she's stolen everyone's older looks, thrown them in a blender and regurgitated them back to the dumb down masses.
Now lip syncing aswell. She is kinda like the musical version of Sarah Ferguson. Vulgar.
The Illuminati are gonna be pissed.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
God that set looks terribly busy and tacky. I'm sure it looks better when seen in totality, but from the video, it looks like an unfinished high school drama set and not in a good way.
I also heard that her last tour wasn't all that profitable due to her changing the set multiple times for the different legs of the tour. At some point I would image it will be hard for her to find promoters if this trend continues.
And yes, this set does look very Madonna circa 1992, except outfitted by Party City. So she is using Ace of Base or Madonna licks with Madonna or Grace Jones costumes and Madonna's old concert sets... have we covered everything?
Oh yeah, hope she isn't too banged up. I want her to be authentic and stop copying Madonna verbatim; I don't want her dead...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf6RRAGf1rM
Here's another link to the head-bonking. I do feel bad for her because the dancer didn't even notice or maybe didn't give a shit! I'm not too big a diva, but I probably would've screamed at him "You dropped that bar on my head, you clumsy dipshit!" So, I admire her restraint at least.
Concussions are no joke. I got one by hitting my head against the wall whilst falling off the bed after having sex in the middle of the night. It was really dark. Anyway, I wound up getting ear rocks and laughing seizures. The ear rocks were annoying, but the laughing seizures were really scary and embarrassing.
Owlie, try this,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf6RRAGf1rM
I'll only laugh because Lady Copy+Paste (hopefully) didn't really get hurt. Stage accidents are the worst. Anything can fall on you or could break at any time. Major goose egg, OUCH... *tiny guilty laugh* ;)
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Booo! Where's the video?
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!
I have no doubt it was removed because it clearly showed her concert vocals are pre-recorded. It was like when the guy ran on stage and scared the shit out of Britney who began yelling at him while the vocals didn't change.
bwahahahahahaahahah
"my abuelita would raise her wooden crucifix in the air while saying that this is el señor's way of smacking her upside the head for spreading this blasphemous shit!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Abuelitas rule!
ETA: still up here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_f9FpnUp9A
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Anyone who knows dancers...was it Mark? They pulled the video down.
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The head bonking of Gaga is kind of symbolic in a way. Adele is the game changer for "women who rock". She *sings*. That may sound trite and uneventful, but it's the reason why she's had the biggest album for a couple of decades and crossed over to every chart, except perhaps country. Laugh as much as you want at 90's sirens like Shania, Celine, Gwen, Natalie, Faith, Lauryn, Christina and Britney. But at least they knew their strengths and ran away with it. Stef has load of talent, but the constant usage of pop-culture themes and allegories has gotten stale. Even Madge knew (until very recently) when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em.
ha ha. I live for shit like this.
Too many heavy props on stupidly busy set = accident waiting to happen.
Submitted by harperharper on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 4:10pm.
Since he's gotten a little more popular, there seem to be a lot of idiots at his shows lately. As much as I love him, his style is better suited to smaller, more intimate venues*.
*like my house. (holding thumb and pinky up to my ear) Ray, call me!
Gaga does have talent, she just acts so fucking ridiculous which negates said talent. Plus, GRACE JONES IS THE ULTIMATE GODDESS and the ONLY one who can act outrageous because I really believe she is that naturally kinky. Can you imagine living with her? What a trip
@louise brooks
He must be the same idiot that was at the
ray lamontaigne show I went to last year
LOL @ "CaCa's set looks like the Castle Grayskull chapel."
"Judas" is one of my favorite Gaga songs...second only to "Starstruck".
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Yeah, "bitch can sing" and all that but I don't want her songs anywhere near my eardrums. Who cares about her voice when her songs are so awful?
I I think her tours and a stage are the only place for her costumes. She is a performer after all.
When she walks around at the airport, and especially at her sister's graduation it is too too much.
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Dog: Nah, I didn't think you were saying SHE wasn't talented.
I'm pretty sure we're early in the Gaga Saga. She's got many more incarnations to go. At least ONE of them is going to be Gaga at a piano and nothing else, with her just singing. That'll be nice.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 3:57pm.
@Dog
You, a fellow headbanger?! I had you pegged as a coordinated person. In my book shared injuries make a friend for life.
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I actually AM pretty coordinated but when there's a cupboard door open or a chew toy on the floor, and I don't see them, BOOM!
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@Dog
You, a fellow headbanger?! I had you pegged as a coordinated person. In my book shared injuries make a friend for life.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by SalmaNella on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 3:54pm.
I agree with you that she does have talent. If only she'd strip off that stupid gear and get down to being real and authentic.
Exactly, Salma. I find her whole 'shtick' more getting in the way of her real talents and it's kind of sad really. She certainly has more talent in her little pinky finger than I have in my whole fat ass but I don't get why she feels the need to be a complete embarrassment? Just weird. Celine Dion can be annoying as fuck but at least she didn't go this route which is beyond stupid. There is only one Madonna (THANK FUCKING GOD LOL).
Submitted by Fat Lady on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 3:49pm.
She has talent and abilities but she's unoriginal and tiresome already. How does someone with so many gifts become so fucking trite at such a young age? It boggles my mind because I think she can play piano like nobody's business but she needs to find her own niche and stop trying to be 'other' people.
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I agree with you that she does have talent. If only she'd strip off that stupid gear and get down to being real and authentic.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 3:44pm.
"Nothing happened! He just stood there and sang!! We left."
Sounds like a problem I'd have, to be honest. I pay money to see a show. If I want to hear the song I'll just open iTunes. With that said, my definition of "a show" is not pyrotechnics and outfit changes and other annoying shit, but at least something *more* than just standing there singing.
She has talent and abilities but she's unoriginal and tiresome already. How does someone with so many gifts become so fucking trite at such a young age? It boggles my mind because I think she can play piano like nobody's business but she needs to find her own niche and stop trying to be 'other' people.
I've always thought that if Gaga just sat down and did an album at the piano, it might be halfway decent. She does have a good voice (IMO). But the meat dress, the hatching out of the egg stunt, and stupid shit like that are why people just continue to consider her to be yesterday's news. Stop the famewhoring, shaddap and SING.
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Awww...I used to go 'blech' at her...after You and I, though, I started to like her. Glad she's ok...even if she is Perez's buddy.
*hides*
At least she's talented musically, and not only just talented at being a sad attention seeker - as Madonna is.
Moo, I have hit my head more times than I can count. I hit my head seriously hard once and didn't get it checked out. After not sleeping at all for 2 days straight, my husband took me to the ER where they discovered I had a moderately severe concussion. They gave me Ativan to make me sleep and even that didn't work. Ugh.
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Another one who tries to hard...
Oh and by the way, Madonna called and she wants her crucifix back.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 3:36pm.
Dog, I agree 1,000%.
I always make that point, and apparently audiences who go to live shows of these artists in the big stadiums want "their money's worth" and the folks with seats 500 feet from stage want to be able to see *something* so these "artists" have to put on laser light shows and crap.
Just fucking stand there and put your energy into making the song mean something to the audience and making your voice sound pleasing to my damn ears. Stupid chocha.
I third this. I am a huge Ray LaMontagne fan and I was reading reviews people left of his shows on Ticketmaster.com. They were all really good except for one guy who was like, "Nothing happened! He just stood there and sang!! We left." The only other review the guy had was for (wait for it.......) Nickleback and went on and on about how much he loved the pyrotechnics and slutty female fans at the show. SMH.
Hekki, I shouldn't have put it as if she has no talent because she does have some. It's just that, as you said, put your energy into your voice. People buy your records are buying them for your voice - they can't see you in some dumbass costume.
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She really is a drama club geek isn't she? She should really sign up to do Phantom!
Now if you really had talent you wouldnt need all the used Madonna outfits, dancers and disco lights to keep people's attention. Guess her fans have ADD and need all the shiny lights.
TOTALLY ACCIDENTAL I AM SURE.
I was like "PLEASE let Michael K have a post on this right now!! " you didn't disappoint!! Ahahahah!! Lady Caca got served!!!
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Submitted by Secret Original on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 3:31pm.
''(...) and blows to the head aren't funny.''
You are of course totally right, but when you've taken as many blows to the head as I have - each one being 100% my own doing - you tend to program yourself to see the humorous side of your mishaps (and those of others).
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Who are you calling silly cow?
whoops!
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I agree with MK's grandma and wished she'd been knocked out cold. I need a good laugh today.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 3:26pm.
Yet she keeps singing even as she exits the stage! What a talent!
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Mikey, she's thankful for that backing track, that's for sure!
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