Birthday Sluts

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OMG HOKU!!! lololol... They would always push her in Teen and YM back in the day...it would be like "Gilette presents: the record a song with Hoku contest"! Nobody knew who the fuck Hoku ever was. She may have had a song on the Disney channel at one point...

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19 Cats and Counting!

THE FULL RELEASE LOOP

What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR

HB miamibartendress, hope you had a great day yesterday! ;)

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HB Lucifer Sam and BaconSlut and miamibartendress!!

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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz

And happy birthday to me...I'm a little late but still had a superb birthday...superb :) thanks to all of the dlisted sluts that got me through one of the hardest years of my life. Things are so much better. Michael K, you are amahzing. You're words are magic that transcend me to times of my life that I thought I had forgotten. Your imagination is beyond compare and although we have never met, and probably will never, I feel as though you are one of my closest friends. Thanks for being you :)

HB Lucifer Sam and Bacon Slut. Are y'all partying with the Deal sisters?
Has Elizabeth Hurley ever come clean about her and Denis Leary? No cake for her; she's a boring golddigger.

Well well well, SOMEBODY wants to look like Sophia
(fail)

Happy birthday's Bacon Slut,Lucifer_Sam and JoJo!

this picture of gina is from a makeup book by kevyn aucoin. he does several pictures of famous people with their makeup done to look like other famous people. my favorite is a picture of fishsticks made up to look like james dean. anyhow happy birthday gina and happy birthday to all the bday people on the d. drink one for me!

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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK

Big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to BaconSlut and Lucifer_Sam! (thought it was tomorrow?) Hope you are both enjoying a great day with lots of dancing and NO hangovers! lol ☼♥☼♥

OffT: Please Twatty, zero wrong impressions here! hahaha Yes, totally team parents who don't take their kids to cheesy movies. That's the real horror!

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Happy Birthday to the Scottish wordsmith, Lucifer Sam

Happy Birthday Lucifer Sam!

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.

I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!

HB Lucifer Sam and BaconSlut! Hope you guys had a great day :)

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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012

HB to Bacon Slut

awww, Lucifer!!!!! Happy birthday! You too, Bacon Slut!

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You'll never be a man
No matter how many foreign bodies you can take
You'll never be a man
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Happy birthday Lucifer_Sam & Bacon Slut!!!

Lucifer Sam, Happy Birthday!

I'd still fuck Tony Ward, but the last time I saw him was this particularly awful Robin Leach (still alive?) expose on Vadge about 15 years ago. He looked in the camera and asked Vadge point-blank why she wasn't returning his calls. So, so, so uncomfortable.

omg happy birthday to kim & kelley deal!

Love Gina! Don't see her enough these days. One word..."Showgirls" Happy birthday, "darlin'"!

...If truth is beauty, then we are all hideous monsters.

What? It's Bacon Bit's b-day? Happy birthday, you talented, funny slurt!

That's an AMAZING photo of Gina. I seriously thought she was Sophia Loren! WOW.

Happy birthday, gorgeous.

HB BaconSlut :)

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“A culture fixated on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty, but an obsession about female obedience...a quietly mad population is a tractable one.”

Within -- oh, no, don't get the wrong impression, I don't consider those movies traumatizing. What I do consider traumatizing are bad movies, like those shitty romantic comedies that they make shitloads of (think the typical Jennifer Aniston or Kate Hudson movie).

Night Loops, it was fun! *muah* lol
oh la la! ;P

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Nite Loopy!

Gina Gershon was probably made to look like Sophia Loren here, because she looks very different on her IMDb page (the upper lip especially). She is a gorgeous lady, though.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

HB Prince Philip! Do you think that he and HM the Queen still do it?

Screw you, John Edwards.

HB GG, hot slut.

Kate Upton is from my neck of the Florida woods, so I guess I should wish her HB....go see a plastic surgeon and get the mole removed...it does nothing for you.

anyway im off to sleep lol its 4.49am in australia.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 3:04pm.

mc hammer scissor time...how did u put those 2 together? lol

i agree, cinema hollywood is bland these days.

like michael fassbender showed his cock and that was a huge deal...

in french cinema i see dicks all the time.

its only american cinema where tits and cocks are like "ohlalalala".

and they cant copy do G movies properly.

they fucked up the remake of paris je t'aime.

and then they fucked up the remake of love actually, which is my alltime fave cheesy movie.

Loopy, Scissor time hahahahahaha, Thanks now I'm hearing:

♫ U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time ♫

*will pay you back for that!* ;D

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Oh Twatty, then it's payback time for all the traumatizing movies she took you to. But everything is so sanitized these days. Do they have a cinema where they show European fare near you? That would really get her panties in a twist. Don't even mention Spader, he's my forever crush, since Sex Lies and Vid, Secretary and Crash.

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I thought that was Sophia Loren - hoochie mama Gina!!!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 2:48pm.

Bound is all jennifer and gina lol and lezzie sex.

first jennifer is all like.. "ohh no ty, i only like penises" but then she sees gina like fixing something butch with a hammer or something and gina does like a wink or something and before you know it, its scissor time.

Loopy, I'm all for femininity too. If Jennifer Titty and Gina figure prominently in the film, I'll look for it. Don't know how I missed it. Scarlett, is definitely the jiggle lite-version. Poor girl gets upstaged by any other capable co-star. See: Other Boleyn Girl, Vicky Barcelona. She needs a Pearl Earring or Match Point to shine. ;P

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Within -- yeah, I took my mom to see that, rest her soul. My mom was the coolest woman. Remember, this was the woman who took me to see "The Boston Strangler" and "Wait Until Dark" when I was a toddler -- and you guys wonder why I'm so dark & twisted? But I also have her to thank for my love of movies. We were equally embarrassed by the lezzie stuff; I had no idea there would be so much of it in the movie. I took her to see it because we both loved mob movies. We did see Cronenberg's "Crash," though, either on tape or DVD. She thought it was trash, but she loved James Spader & thought he was too cute for words.

Dog -- I LOVE Meloni's bat ears!!!

Attaches mouth firmly to the wine box nozzle with the fresh knowledge that I share a birthday with John fucking Edwards. *kicks desk*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

...HB Gina...don't see enough of you these days.

...um...Faith Evans...39?...umm...ok dear...sorry the whole cross-over thing didn't work out...

...and Prince Philip has indeed had an interesting life... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzmk1E6QmE

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...'It's as if he's using the paint to represent something he's seen'...

Meloni? That's so weird you guys are talking about him. I had this dream last night where he was a hit man who was after me but at the same time he was my brother. Then we were in a helicopter and he was flying it only we were cruising at like 80 down a highway. I asked him when he was going to lift off and he said when he got tired of the road. I had to pee so he rolled the helicopter into the parking lot of a Denny's so I could go. Then it turned into a nightmare. I was in a public bathroom which was flooded a bit and I WAS IN BARE FEET!!!!!!!!!

What a frigging scary dream that was. Oh, and Meloni's bat ears were hidden by the headset helicopter pilots wear.

What?

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 2:26pm.

OMAAGAWWD be prepared for a crapfest movie lol.

the acting was just horrible and the script was horrible, but Bound remains a holy grail in all lesbian households cuz of the lezzie sex scene.

its the same with Jodie foster's movie and Nigella Lawson's ENTIRE cooking dvd set.

jeniffer titty invented boob jiggling way before that amateur hoe scarlett johansson came on the scene. and Bound has jennifer titty's titty jiggling all the time.

as a gay man, i was mesmerized by the jiggling,its hypnotic.

HB Jeanne Triplehorn and all the other beautiful sluts.

Twatty, you took your mom to see that? LOL! Were you more embarrassed that her? At least you didn't take her to see Crash (Cronenberg film), NOW THAT would be UNCOMFORTABLE! ;D

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 2:22pm.

hmmm now that you mention it, i think Gina does sniff her fingers, in a butch lumberjack lesbian kinda way.

oh lol gross, creepy guys make me laugh, but only when i have had years to digest what happened cuz i wouldnt be laughing at the time when they are being creepy.

at least he wasnt gratifying himself lol

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 1:49pm.
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3. dont watch the L word, Bound, and any Jody Foster movie with lesbians around.
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hahaha Loopy, you're all making me want to watch this Bound film now. Tilly was there too? ooooooooooooh! Like watching Fiorentino in the Last Seduction! Lawd have mercy, LOL ;P

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loopygorilla -- something even weirder: if I remember correctly, I believe there's a scene where Gina Gershon sniffs her fingers, and I remember this creepy guy letting out a loud guffaw. And if that scene didn't happen, then something else really weird happened that I can't erase from my memory. Weird shit.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 2:04pm.

lol that is one of the best stories ive heard.

Happy birthday to all the list people. :)

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz

Christopher Meloni is in it, too? Oh my, something for the whole family to enjoy!!!

Foxxy Brown & Gardening Girl -- Foxxy, wait, Chazz Palmintieri was in "Bound"? I don't remember that at all.

Weird story. I took my mom to see "Bound." We were like best friends, we went to see lots of risque movies together, but those lezzie scenes were really embarrassing. There was this really creepy guy sitting in front of us who was making these really weird chuckling noises during those scenes; he really weirded us out. Back then, I didn't even know who Meloni was nor did he make much of an impression on me.

GG looks like Sophia Loren there.

HB you true hot slut

Hi Twatty!! How are you today? Who are you guys talking about, Jennifer Tilly? I didn't see that movie but if Christopher is in it, you've seen it, right? *I take comfort in that!* lol

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