Six LeMeure Just Got The Vapors
As Dr. Blossom protected her nipple knobs with rubber teeth guards to breastfeed her 3-year-old, her Blossom co-star Joey Lawrence flashed his freshly waxed, tinted and made up man nipples for a crowd of screaming hos at the Rio's Chippendales show in Las Vegas last night. As much as I get the lukewarm tingles from watching a hot piece from the 90s flex all 30,000 muscles in his body on stage at a strip show, I want to see the footage from the dressing room. That's where the real show was at. Can you imagine what it takes for Joey Lawrence to look like a pristine as fuck Yul Brynner wax figure? I can!
Joey's team slathers him in wax from the neck down before wrapping him in wax strips like a gay mummy. Then they rip all the strips off at once and Joey screams "WOAH!" so hard that his stray brow hairs shoot off of his face. Joey's glam team each holds up a card with a score of 10 on it, because that's how much of an eyebrow game champion he is. As John Travolta's wig master prunes the brown rug on Joey's head until it looks like a curb of hair, his team sloppily paints discount self tanner on his body with old paint rollers. To finish him off, they shove blue gummy worms under the skin of his biceps to make it look like he's got some serious manly man veins. And that's how Joey Lawrence is transformed into Raven's not-as-hot twin!
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What a Moe.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 3:42pm.
@wtfomglol - what???! Awww I love Amy Farrah fowler! Maybe because I know someone just like her irl. Haha
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do you really ? awwww why ?? LOL she makes me literally cringe. LITERALLY.
the goal should be to make this twink appear more masculine, right? who thought that lipgloss and waxed eyebrows was the way to go?
he looks like a butch lesbian going through an identity crisis.
@wtfomglol - what???! Awww I love Amy Farrah fowler! Maybe because I know someone just like her irl. Haha
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
LOLOLOL @ WOAH. Will he still be there in October?
Waxing a chest cannot hurt as much as a Brazilian.
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ugh. don't get me started on Blossom. her Amy Farraw Fowler on Big Bang Theory, makes the show almost unwatchable for me. I shut it off when she's on. a show I otherwise LOVE.
her character SUCKS. ASS.
On another note .. SIX got married at the meeting house or church or something, (there's like three or four of them there) at the end of my street, about a year ago. Pretty place to get married, right in the historic district.
Oh my. I remember when he was soooooo cute. He was staying at my hotel in Maui when I was like 13. I mustered up all my courage to walk over to him on te beach to get his autograph while he was partying with his entourage. He was so sweet and cute....then I got back to my hotel room and realized I had sand on my face...mortifying.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Hair don't alert. He looks much better with a shaved head.
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Who are you calling silly cow?