Six LeMeure Just Got The Vapors
As Dr. Blossom protected her nipple knobs with rubber teeth guards to breastfeed her 3-year-old, her Blossom co-star Joey Lawrence flashed his freshly waxed, tinted and made up man nipples for a crowd of screaming hos at the Rio's Chippendales show in Las Vegas last night. As much as I get the lukewarm tingles from watching a hot piece from the 90s flex all 30,000 muscles in his body on stage at a strip show, I want to see the footage from the dressing room. That's where the real show was at. Can you imagine what it takes for Joey Lawrence to look like a pristine as fuck Yul Brynner wax figure? I can!
Joey's team slathers him in wax from the neck down before wrapping him in wax strips like a gay mummy. Then they rip all the strips off at once and Joey screams "WOAH!" so hard that his stray brow hairs shoot off of his face. Joey's glam team each holds up a card with a score of 10 on it, because that's how much of an eyebrow game champion he is. As John Travolta's wig master prunes the brown rug on Joey's head until it looks like a curb of hair, his team sloppily paints discount self tanner on his body with old paint rollers. To finish him off, they shove blue gummy worms under the skin of his biceps to make it look like he's got some serious manly man veins. And that's how Joey Lawrence is transformed into Raven's not-as-hot twin!
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SHADE!!!!!!!!!!!
i don't even know what the fuck this is...
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What's the matter with his face?
I can't put my finger on any one thing but his entire body - head to toe - is disproportionate, and I don't like it. Make it stop.
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What's with that hairline? It looks like he has on one of John Travolta's wigs.
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"off brand work out sneakers"?
Ninja if I want to wear Spalding’s, ProWings, and Bobos to the gym, that's my damn business.
Bitch, I'm working out... Not doing daily cunt-nastics via Twitter.”
His face kinda looks like a younger Richard Simmons. He just needs a pearl necklace and an orange tutu and he'll be set.
to shade.
Submitted by agirl on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 9:56am.
my friend has to find it cuz he visits toooo many sites.... and he forgot which site it was...HAHAHA
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 7:19am.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 12:05am.
um yess... my friend said, the solo video was interesting, cuz he whacked that monkey furiously like the pistons in a V8 engine powering a Jaguar xk8...
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URL please! I want to, um, give it to a FRIEND of mine who I know enjoys such things, although I myself am not interested in the slightest. Really, I wouldn't even watch such a thing if it were right in front of me. But please send the URL as soon as you can, thanks!
Facelift most likely.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
in my Opinionation, Blossom would not be dancing to this.
in fact, Blossom is too busy getting a makeover from What Not To Wear, to look more lady like.
On the otherhand, Six would probably be on the front row of the strip show with her dollar bills, cuz bitch has always had the hots for Joey, which is sad for Blossom, cuz Six just hung out at Blossom's house cuz she was trying to perve on Joey and catch glimpses of him in the shower.
Six is like me, when i was friends with Rosie at school cuz i had the hots for her older brother John, he had blue eyes, chocolate brown hair, and dimples and OMG soooo handsome... and i totally pictured John and I getting married, and the only reason why I was friends with Rosie and went to study at her house was because I was hoping to catch a glimpse of John walking around without a shirt on. AND FUCK John's girlfriend, i wanted to run her over.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 12:05am.
um yess... my friend said, the solo video was interesting, cuz he whacked that monkey furiously like the pistons in a V8 engine powering a Jaguar xk8...
those two lads are certainly big arent they?? i mean gosh, ive only ever um, i mean my friend has had an experience with 1 guy like that, 6'4 and big muscles and it was like sit and spin ride at the carnival.
Waxing is not only terribly painful but I think it's completely unnecessary in a man unless you have a hairy back or an unibrow. Other than that, I don't understand why anybody would find it a waxed torso attractive at all. Extreme manscaping is ridiculous also.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
I understand the extreme manscaping and waxing and teeth work and all, but has he had other work done? He looks like the guy from Go West now and not at all like his old self, even from only a few years ago. He looks a bit scary and robotic now. In a couple of these photos he even looks like French Stewart circa 3rd Rock from the Sun, which is really bizarre.
plus i think trolling around on how hot your body is, cuz the gays and the drama queens take care of their bodies.. is just really shady
personally speaking, i would really love these joey lawrance thumbnails if some other dudes head was on the body.. i shit you not
Loopy, and do you... I mean does your friend agree that the bookends both look much hotter than mini Six?! ;p
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OMG he is a pocket muscle boy...awww how cutes, he is soo tiny compared to those 6 foot plus guys.
FYI, I think I've seen, i mean, my friend has seeing the muscle guy on the left with the tattoo in a solo jerk off porn...my friend has seen it, not me! how dare you? no It's not me, and don't look up my mozilla history! stop nooo
Damn. I remember being really little and staying tuned after an ep of Blossom to watch him premiere his new music video in which he was wearing a sleeveless white shirt, oversized ripped baggy jeans, and a flannel shirt tied around his waist on a boardwalk or some shit. He was SO much better looking then and his little brother on Boy Meets World was pretty foine in the 90s too.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
hmmmm...I'm getting a gay vibe from him.....dunno...
from the neck down he's a'ight.
isn't that the same hairstyle Travolta had for that Shirley MacLaine honor thingy?
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He has a show currently on the air. I don't know why he's doing this. I'd hit though.
Unrecognizable as his former self. Creepy.
Cute has an expiration date.
It's a shame it didn't work out with Jen Love, they seem like they'd be a perfect couple.
Men who groom their eyebrows are so unattractive.
Holy crap, that's the Whoa guy?
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Are he and the kid from Jerry Maguire the same person now? What the fug?
Man, he's got meth face puffed up by fillers and paralyzed by botox. Wonder what his TEEF look like for real (behind the 'snap on smile' if they look anything short of meeth (meth teeth)
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Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 5:25pm.
A grown man who still goes by the name of Joey suggests possible douchery.
lol! Never, but never journey to the American South.
He's balding and I can't stand his widow's peak.
He looks botoxy to me too.
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Something about Joey screams closet gay to me. It's not just the overdone brow situation either.
"His face looks a bit Michael Lohan-ish to me in the main pic"
Right you are Mister Mike. Lawrence looks like he has the body of a 25 year old bodybuilder but the face of a 52-year-old cokehead.
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He does absolutely nothing for me. *shrug*
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Islandgirl, I love your avie. SUPERSTAR! If only they had one of her jumping up and awkwardly landing with her arms up. Maybe they do! hahahahah
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 4:46pm.
Six had a last name?
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I know, right? Who knew? Yet another example of DL enlightenment--I swear I learn something new here every day! :)
A grown man who still goes by the name of Joey suggests possible douchery.
everything about this post screams GAY. and when did men start doing their eyebrows?! UGH
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I cannot stand men with shaped eyebrows. If you have a uni-brow or some strays sure clean it up a bit, but actual eyebrow shaping on men is disgusting.
Six had a last name?
Note to Joey: it takes more than a muscular upper body to make you sexy. You're missing the rest of it.
His face looks a bit Michael Lohan-ish to me in the main pic (as viewed on the screen of my phone).
His face looks a lil birdy to me.
" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "
His schtick is just, for wont of a better word, weird.
For a sec, I thought The Situation got a new gig.
Someone's trying to catch a ride on the back of the "Magic Mike" train...
I'm sorry, he is pathetic.
Damn. Cute people don't age well in the face.
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That's just fuckin' depressing. He looks freakish. :(
A man-sized wax strip for the front, and another for the back. Rrrrrrrriiiiipp! Rrrrrrrriiiiipp MK, don't ask what's behind the curtain, please!
Cannot throw shade at Joey but he needs to be on his own on stage because the real and very hot Chippies make him look like a mini tiny Tim! NO! lol
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So he removes all hair from his body and then puts a rediculous looking rug on his head? What a tool. Why is every fucking bald badger wearing wigs now? Elton John has a lot to answer for.
"Member when he was "Little Joey Lawrence" and he did a tap dance in black-face & Nell Carter got mad? It was like 200 years ago, but he's still cute!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 3:51pm.
Wtfomglol - haha I think that's the point :)
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yeah, I know .. but she's toooo unlikeable. over-the-top. it really kills the LOLZ :\