Open Post: Hosted By Fear Factor's Donkey Show Stunt
Thanks to Danish television, the donkey jizz-guzzling stunt on Fear Factor that was too sucio for American eyes has made its way onto the Internet for everyone to see. If you choose to watch this mess, try not to remember this clip when you're drinking Miller Lite and lightly beaten rotten egg whites later tonight.
Like a scene straight out of a Kardashian family picnic, contestants have to drink down full pitchers of donkey cum and piss. The worst part is that they have to choke on that crap while Joe Rogan's smug face (you know he was into that shit) stares at them. The torture! If you watch this video with your eyes closed, it's like hearing sounds from the Scientology Center's massage room. No, I can't.
And I love the girl who nonchalantly says, "I'll be having the semen." It's almost like that isn't her first time saying that.
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Awww stinkbutt, don't let this bring ya down though. Think of all the fond memories you have with your friend. Yes, the letter is bittersweet and leaves a large lump in your throat but if you remember the better days, you'll do your friend proud! ((hugs))
Hi Mickey! Yes, I have a new appreciation for your country! And am very much looking forward to the Dlisted field trip. (Last summer I met a woman from Amsterdam who was staying next door and she'd tell us all sort of stories about her country. Quite fascinating. Yes, we heard of some problems but also the good stuff, like any other place.) ;P
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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I'll gladly admit that my feelings about my obnoxious neighbors are racist. Are all people of Central American descent annoying? Of course not. But my neighbors are.
That said, I sincerely apologize for any offense caused by my careless word choice. I'm a veteran of a much more male dominated and politically incorrect forum. I sometimes forget that Dlisted hosts a more sensitive crowd (which is by no means a bad thing).
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 4:41pm.
NOT WATCHING.
But Joe Rogan was hilarious on "Just Shoot Me" (my favorite sleeper sitcom) as Nina's hot-but-stupid boyfriend.
I used to love that show. I can't and won't watch the clip. I just can't.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 5:20pm.
Since when did it become ok to classify a race by those who represent the lowest common denominator? There are many a white, Chester the molester fools livin in their double wide trailors and missing half their teeth as they stand over a pot cooking up that days batch of heroin but I never ever seen anyone on this site agree with each other in classifying all white people as trailor trash.
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Your motives are noble. But forms of oppression don't cancel each other out, so fighting racism with classism doesn't really help.
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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.
It must be somewhere in the evil overlord handbook:
You know you've got it made, evil overlord-wise, when you've got enough power to make people compete for the "honor" of humiliating themselves on television for a chance at a few crumbs.
Then again, it might really harsh the evil-overlord mellow if the population decided that, as boring as real life sometimes is, it's infinitely preferable to watching the human species be degraded on television, and they all turned off their sets and went out and looked at trees or some other life-affirming non-toxic shit.
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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.
Event, interesting article. Why don't you send it to MK? He'd know if any of it applies to his setup. ;D
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 4:58pm.
I just got a letter that my deceased friend of 11yrs wrote me, but never sent. We were best friends up until he died of AIDS in 2001. His mom, and sister found the letter in his things. It was when he moved to NY with his boyfriend, and they hadn't gotten their phone turned on in their apt yet. He wrote about how much he was already missing me, and how he could see us both taking NY by storm. And that he wants me to visit him asap, and how he wishes I will stay, but ultimately wants me to be happy whether it's in L.A. or NY. His last words were "i miss you bitch, please get your ass over here"
I did visit him, and we had a great time, then two years later he got very ill, and had to come back home. If soul-mates can exist btwn friends, he was def my soul-mate. I swear we could read each others minds, finish each others sentences. We would laugh till it hurt, get bitchy with each other, and makeup like nothing ever happened. ahhh I miss by best friend. I feel like he should still be here, it's never felt right that he left so early :(
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I don't even have words for what this made me feel. I'm so sorry. It's just so fucked-upon every level. I lost my best friend to a drunk driver caused accident back in 88 and I STILL miss him. *hug*
"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
Not clicking. Ignorance is bliss.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
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What kinda racist shit is goin on up in here?!
I know many Mexicans who I met in college and other places who are smart, inquisitive, articulate and have contributed more to society than most of the hoes posting in this thread combined and I know some Koreans who can speak 5 different languages and solve a calculus equation in 3 minute flat! Since when did it become ok to classify a race by those who represent the lowest common denominator? There are many a white, Chester the molester fools livin in their double wide trailors and missing half their teeth as they stand over a pot cooking up that days batch of heroin but I never ever seen anyone on this site agree with each other in classifying all white people as trailor trash. Rasicst pieces of shit....
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Jeaneee, saltydog: mr. Hekki says the same thing. He rides the NYC subway system several times a day.
Jeanneee and saltydogg88, That's too bad, because we've all had annoying people next door and can relate, but qualify it for a specific group, and you lose some of us. Sorry. #understatement ;P
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BTW...where does one get a pitcher of donkey semen? Is there a donkey fluffer?
Awwww, Stinkbutt! That is sad. Bittersweet, actually.
Love like that never dies.
@ Joe
Tee hee. I'm a vegetarian myself, but I'll ask around.
@ Within
Thank you for understanding the importance of my disclaimer. I will make sure you get the VIP treatment on our field trip! ;^) As for those twins: with the sound turned off they are kind of cute.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Reason #1357 why I cancelled my Danish cable contract, aside from the fact that I don't speak Danish. FOR FANDEN!!! :))
Fail. Can't watch it.
Disgusting Americans.
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Submitted by Jeanneee on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 4:53pm.
On another note - I really wish my Mexican neighbor would turn her fucking radio down or at least SHUT HER DOOR. God, living around these people is turning me into a racist, classist, xenophobic asshole.
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OMG I feel the same way, I'm in LA between Koreatown and the Latin Quarter and let me tell you the latinos are fucking loud and slow (moving, driving, at the ATM..didn't mean mentally) and the Koreans can't fucking drive.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 4:43pm.
A forewarning: Please do not confuse the Danes with the Dutch or you'll have one mad cow on your hands. We may have the Fokken twins and the Orvillecopter, but we draw the line at donkey piss and jizz!
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Hahaha..what's the Netherland's position on donkey balls? ;D
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Came across this article and found it quite pertinent for this site...
http://www.cracked.com/article_16765_5-ways-to-stop-trolls-from-killing-...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
umm these idiots do know all they are competing for is $50,000 not 50 million right?!?!
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I used to think Joe Rogan was a hot little muscleman.
then he opened his mouth.
I cant with any of this mess.
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
Disgusting, I'm gagging even now, *hoark*
LOL Mickey clarifying that this DOES NOT INVOLVE the Dutch! NOTED MICKEY! This contains NO DUTCH content! NONE, thank you sweets! ;P
That said, I like the boy twins... *sorry* heeheheh
Thank Chr*st I never watch shit like this, EVER! ☺☺☺
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I just got a letter that my deceased friend of 11yrs wrote me, but never sent. We were best friends up until he died of AIDS in 2001. His mom, and sister found the letter in his things. It was when he moved to NY with his boyfriend, and they hadn't gotten their phone turned on in their apt yet. He wrote about how much he was already missing me, and how he could see us both taking NY by storm. And that he wants me to visit him asap, and how he wishes I will stay, but ultimately wants me to be happy whether it's in L.A. or NY. His last words were "i miss you bitch, please get your ass over here"
I did visit him, and we had a great time, then two years later he got very ill, and had to come back home. If soul-mates can exist btwn friends, he was def my soul-mate. I swear we could read each others minds, finish each others sentences. We would laugh till it hurt, get bitchy with each other, and makeup like nothing ever happened. ahhh I miss by best friend. I feel like he should still be here, it's never felt right that he left so early :(
Bryn the twin @1:11 mark FTW !
" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "
I will be boycotting this video due to my extreme moral aversion to its content. (Joe Rogan, I mean. I happen to have the highest respect and admiration for donkey jizz drinkers.)
On another note - I really wish my Mexican neighbor would turn her fucking radio down or at least SHUT HER DOOR. God, living around these people is turning me into a racist, classist, xenophobic asshole.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
The dude twins in that were fucking annoying as hell.
Also a shot is 1.5 ounces, not 2.
For all we know it could be buttermilk and some iced tea. But donkey piss and jizz seem much more scandalous especially if it is guzzled down by hot twins in tank tops!
MK, why are you doing this to us?
No way I'm watching people drink donkey jizz! Ewwww
A forewarning: Please do not confuse the Danes with the Dutch or you'll have one mad cow on your hands. We may have the Fokken twins and the Orvillecopter, but we draw the line at donkey piss and jizz!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
NOT WATCHING.
But Joe Rogan was hilarious on "Just Shoot Me" (my favorite sleeper sitcom) as Nina's hot-but-stupid boyfriend.
Jacket coat!
I'm not watching it (mostly because I fucking hate Joe Rogan), but wasn't something very similar to this (with a cow or reindeer) done on one of the later Jackass movies, or even an episode of Wild Boys?
I had such a crush on Joe in middle school when News Radio was on. But it doesn't seem like Joe Rogan is anything like Joe the character, what a toxic douche.
ps, that episode where he was naked was a totall "yep I'm gay" moment LOL
Thank you, MK, but I think I'll be taking a big PASS on that one. Happy weekend, bitches.
I was going to work in a joke about giving my ex blow jobs and the taste but between remembering those and thinking about this, the spaghetti I had for lunch started to come back up and I decided to quit.
Jesus fucking christ, THIS is what passes for entertainment now?