Open Post: Hosted By Fear Factor's Donkey Show Stunt
Thanks to Danish television, the donkey jizz-guzzling stunt on Fear Factor that was too sucio for American eyes has made its way onto the Internet for everyone to see. If you choose to watch this mess, try not to remember this clip when you're drinking Miller Lite and lightly beaten rotten egg whites later tonight.
Like a scene straight out of a Kardashian family picnic, contestants have to drink down full pitchers of donkey cum and piss. The worst part is that they have to choke on that crap while Joe Rogan's smug face (you know he was into that shit) stares at them. The torture! If you watch this video with your eyes closed, it's like hearing sounds from the Scientology Center's massage room. No, I can't.
And I love the girl who nonchalantly says, "I'll be having the semen." It's almost like that isn't her first time saying that.
Click here if the video above is working, but you should probably take it as a sign if it isn't.
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It is totally vile and disgusting. And for that reason, it never aired here in the US. Eating roaches and gnawing on pigs heads and wading through animal bowels was gross enough and probably shouldn't have been on TV. But drinking animal semen crosses over the line. And the funny thing is, it is possible animal semen may be more sanitary than the others. But it doesn't matter. It is the thought of it, and that is what matters. I have a pathological fear of roaches and I would guzzle donkey semen before even letting a roach crawl on me. But most people don't see it that way. It really is most vile.
Owlie, I just mentioned you. Do you have any celebratory emoticons for GG? At least the ipad/mac users will be able to see 'em and you always put a description right? It's her 25th anniversary! hehehe
*glug glug glug*
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:02pm.
Bebeh, so, how'd the x-rays go? YAY or NAY?
Holy smokes beb, congrats to you too for 18 years! WOW!
WR, love, we're at 7 (almost). *pets head*
X-rays came back clean. The doctor I saw wrote a script for 500mg Naproxen. I said "couldn't I just take the over-the-counter dosage X2 ?" and he said "no, you can't get this strength over-the-counter."
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As far as game shows that are designed to scare contestants, I prefer Total Blackout. I'd love to be on it, actually. : D
This is seriously sick, BTW.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 7:51pm.
Hey, WTH happened to Texts From Dog? It's all broked. :-(
Oh no! I just discovered TFD the other day when a few other DLers mentioned. I laughed so hard I went wee on the rug (not really, but following in the theme).
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
*wonders why beb is ignoring me* :-(
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Thank you all! You guys are a great bunch and have made me cry with laughter many times when I needed it. I just wanted to share with you.
GG, why strange? These days, 25 years is huge!!!
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Thank you beb. Kinda wish you crazee D folk would be there and have some nice food and drinks with us!
Bebeh, so, how'd the x-rays go? YAY or NAY?
ETA: Holy smokes beb, ok, I read wrong.... HAHAHAHA
Congrats GG, 1/4 century is a big accomplishment!! (wish I had those little emoticons Wowl uses, and put up a few balloons) ;)
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Congrats Gardening Girl! ♥
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 7:57pm.
Congrats GG!
*thinks about 18 years from now with BH*
*chugs wine*
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Thanks Dog. It's a wierd day...I'm strangly pleased.
Hi, beb! Congrats, GG!
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Anyway...today is my 25th wedding ann. Were going out in a bit to whoop it up with friends and family. It hasn't been easy but I'm proud to say that there is nobody else in the world I'd rather be with.
Hi all!
I got the sads reading your post, Stinkbutt. It's always better to remember those that have left us and what they contributed to our lives rather than dwell on the fact that they're gone. You can't change the latter, but you can always re-live the former.
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Jeannee, then serenade her with some lovely Circle Jerks or Fear. They LOVE that!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 7:51pm.
The Loonies think it's such a horrendous punishment for us when our comments are hidden. To THEM it probably is. They must take it personally when it happens to them but they're too stupid to realize WE take it as a badge of honor.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 7:27pm.
Speaking as a troll (at JJ at least) is that I don't care if people don't like me at JJ. And I don't care if they ban me. I was enjoying a few days of poking at the loons and getting them mad. I'm not invested over there because they're a bunch of illiterate morons.
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lol...it's not trolling if you're the voice of light and reason, which is the case with any Dlister who goes on JJ.
It is funny how riled up they get!
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@ SANS FARDS - I'm with you. I do NOT need to see this shit.
@ angel_i - Hi, nice to see you.
@ Event Horizon - I was looking for you the other day because I watched this movie called Event Horizon, and it's probably the worst movie ever made.
Hey, WTH happened to Texts From Dog? It's all broked. :-(
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Speaking as a troll (at JJ at least) is that I don't care if people don't like me at JJ. And I don't care if they ban me. I was enjoying a few days of poking at the loons and getting them mad. I'm not invested over there because they're a bunch of illiterate morons.
Now, I care about what people think of me here, because I respect and like the folks here. Same thing at Gawker.
The trolls here don't bother me enough to even contemplate leaving. What DID deter me from Gawker is their asinine new commenting system.
Just my two cents.
Will. Not. Watch.
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@Crazyinjapan / EH - I third the "karma" idea. It's usually a real force for good in other online messageboards I frequent.
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NOPE NOI WATCHING LALALALLAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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ubmitted by Event Horizon on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 5:03pm.
Came across this article and found it quite pertinent for this site...
http://www.cracked.com/article_16765_5-ways-to-stop-trolls-from-killing-...
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A fascinating read. I especially like the karma program. I think it would help a lot. And, yeah, trolls can be a real problem to the person who owns the site. Trolls can make them lose $$$. When people get called idiots, assholes, and other things like that, it brings a nasty bite to the site and people who have been treated that way or watched others treated that way might never come back == lost revenue.
That's considered offensive? OMG. I think DWTS and the Bachelor are more unsuitable for the eyes.
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(Sorry ESE... just imagine it's lemonade... hey it has lemon!... least the first one did, I don't know this one!) ;P
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Yes, I've been presented with this vid in a couple of different ways at a couple of different times and I still refuse to click. Just knowing is bad enuff.
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Stinkbutt, that's the spirit! ☺☺☺
Gotta think his family probably struggled before sending it to you. And bet you're glad you have something special of his that he wrote!! ♥
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Just finished my second gin (it's late in the evening over here) and getting ready to serenade you guys. "Have I Told You Lately ...". Have a good day one and all!
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michael k would have downed that pitcher of semen in 5 secs, and then asked for seconds ha ha ha ha
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 5:30pm.
Taking your advice, and reminiscing on all the fond memories :)
I can't imagine which of those two pitchers would be worse! But of the two boys (they are the only ones I see here... lol) the one drinking urine got through it way easier than the one with the spunk. That guy looked like he was ready to HURL, he even had to hold his nose and take several breaths... hahahahah
Cant even. Disgusting.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 5:33pm.
That was beautiful! It's almost like your friend sent you a gift from the afterlife. By the sound of it he was for all intent and purposes your soulmate. I truly believe that people do not have to be lovers to connect on a spiritual level like that.
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I agree, it was like a gift from the afterlife. It was neat to read his letter. It felt like we were having a conversation again.
Drinking the semen is pretty bad but think of the guys who had to jerk off all those donkeys.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I'm at the edge of Central Park and have been watching birds taunting a red-tailed hawk. At first we thought the hawk was trying to catch the birds with its talons. But then we saw that the birds were chasing it and when it tried to grab one the others would dive and peck at it. Crazy birds.
Koreatown drivers are fucking horrible drivers, no two ways about it. That doesn't mean all Korean Americans are bad drivers, but when generations of people live together in the same area they develop their own subculture and part of their subculture involves not stopping at stop signs, pulling out without looking and not using turn signals.
And I don't think it is racist to say Latinos are loud and slow. Different cultures have different standards of time and volume levels. Germans tend to be rigidly punctual, Latinos and Middle Eastern people do things at a slower pace. They each have their positive and negative attributes, but for me personally I drives me up the fucking wall when people in front of me don't walk or drive fast enough for my taste.
hahaha. People will do anything for money. The piss is probably safer and less filling.
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You couldn't pay me to click on that video. No way.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 5:38pm.
EH, at the top of the page here, it says "contact". If you click there you can see MK's email. He can mention it to his website people and they'll let him know if it's applicable to this site. ;)
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I... just... no. I can't.
@stinkbutt, sorry to hear about your friend...but that was a really sweet post. I hope he's being snarky as ever in the afterlife!
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Submitted by Sams Mom on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 5:23pm
I don't even have words for what this made me feel. I'm so sorry. It's just so fucked-upon every level. I lost my best friend to a drunk driver caused accident back in 88 and I STILL miss him. *hug*
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thank you hon. he sure was something special. Receiving this letter felt like a gift from him. I'm very sorry for your loss too. Losing a best friend is in a category all it's own. Drunk drivers suck, and so does death. Big hugs back.
Omg, Stinkbutt. That story makes my blood run cold because I had the same relationship with my gay BFF who also passed of AIDS. Ialso, please take back your evil wish about my husband, Sucky.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
EH, at the top of the page here, it says "contact". If you click there you can see MK's email. He can mention it to his website people and they'll let him know if it's applicable to this site. ;)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 4:58pm.
That was beautiful! It's almost like your friend sent you a gift from the afterlife. By the sound of it he was for all intent and purposes your soulmate. I truly believe that people do not have to be lovers to connect on a spiritual level like that.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 5:23pm.
Event, interesting article. Why don't you send it to MK? He'd know if any of it applies to his setup. ;D
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I don't know how to send things to MK but if someone could send it on me behalf that'd be awesome!!! =D
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