Open Post: Hosted By Fear Factor's Donkey Show Stunt
Thanks to Danish television, the donkey jizz-guzzling stunt on Fear Factor that was too sucio for American eyes has made its way onto the Internet for everyone to see. If you choose to watch this mess, try not to remember this clip when you're drinking Miller Lite and lightly beaten rotten egg whites later tonight.
Like a scene straight out of a Kardashian family picnic, contestants have to drink down full pitchers of donkey cum and piss. The worst part is that they have to choke on that crap while Joe Rogan's smug face (you know he was into that shit) stares at them. The torture! If you watch this video with your eyes closed, it's like hearing sounds from the Scientology Center's massage room. No, I can't.
And I love the girl who nonchalantly says, "I'll be having the semen." It's almost like that isn't her first time saying that.
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@GG - are you watching Game 5? I think the Kings are gonna take this.
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Submitted by Poopele: "Danes often mix donkey semen with some sugar and creamcheese to make icing for small cakes which they call 'norwegians'. They typically eat them after not attending church on Sunday, while they watch beastiality on TV, which is their national pasttime"
POOPELE! Sometimes you're actually funny!
Submitted by Poopele on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:41pm.
I can see your pubes around the edges of your underoos. Better do something about that.
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Dog: LMAO! Davenport? That's something my GRANDmother would say.
She used to say "Jeezum!" instead of taking the Lord's name in vain. I've started saying it, and Mr.Hekki thought I was saying "jism". HAHAHAHHAHAAHA!
Danes often mix donkey semen with some sugar and creamcheese to make icing for small cakes which they call 'norwegians'. They typically eat them after not attending church on Sunday, while they watch beastiality on TV, which is their national pasttime.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:39pm.
Submitted by beb on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:34pm.
....I woke up in a position that caused me to scream obscenities.
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So you woke up with a girl in the bed?????
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I was thinking too much kuma sutra?
Submitted by beb on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:39pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:34pm.
Not a gym rat, but a pretty fast walker. Will do a 3-mile walk at lunch if the weather cooperates. Don't know what triggered it, but the problems with the left could have stemmed from overcompensating for the right.
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I haz to wear orthotics and if I don't, my feet hurt like mofos. I hope you get better quick. Hurt feet are no fun.
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Just feelin' old PSL, welcome whipper snapper! *passes over stale cookies and glass of milk*
beb, better watch out with those meds then! Too bad they can't give you cortisone to alleviate it a little, but I hear that's also not so good, and loses its effectiveness.
Twatty really?! That bad? *waves hello*
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Submitted by beb on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:34pm.
....I woke up in a position that caused me to scream obscenities.
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So you woke up with a girl in the bed?????
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:34pm.
Not a gym rat, but a pretty fast walker. Will do a 3-mile walk at lunch if the weather cooperates (getting lunch before the hour is up, for those who are calculating). Don't know what triggered it, but the problems with the left could have stemmed from overcompensating for the right.
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*kicks door down into thread*
Hi! Hong Kong Phooey is back! hahaha
I have a few minutes before I have to go back to work....how is everyone?
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:30pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:25pm.
Davenport! *breaks out the Ben-is-ghey*
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Isn't that the worst? My mother also calls hot dogs frankfurters, and hamburger chopped meat.
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Here`s an Aussie/Canadian medley: Chesterfield, pocketbook, highboy,*ladder in my pantyhose*, boot (trunk)
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:24pm.
Hmmmm words of advice...you dont always have to have the last word, always have a warm smile when they come home and respect them like you want to be respected and sometimes it doesnt hurt to let them be right once in a while.
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That's really good advice GG!
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beb, is that from wearing shoes with poor support? Or is it something that just happens with time? Sorry your feets are hurting you.
Dog, Within & Beb -- also, word of warning: Naproxen can cause micro bleeding in the GI system. I'm highly anemic (like I've received numerous blood transfusions), and have been forbidden from ever taking Naproxen again. So if you have a problem with GI bleeding, stay away from it.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:25pm.
LOL. I'm going to go about rehabbing the left one as I did the right. They said not to use a brace at night, but when I didn't last night, I woke up in a position that caused me to scream obscenities.
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beb, are you a runner? Or how did you injure both so badly did the doc have any ideas?
Owlie, thank you! *offers you chocolate truffles* ;D
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Beb, that sucks. Do they know what causes it? Are you a gym rat?
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:21pm.
In mid-April, I was having pain in my right foot. Thought it was plantar fasciitis, but turned out to be achilles tendonitis. Took good care of it and was pretty much back to normal until Thursday, when my left foot decided it wanted to join the party. It's a form of tendonitis that is extending to the upper part of my foot.
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Lol @SFRB!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTA
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:25pm.
Davenport! *breaks out the Ben-is-ghey*
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Isn't that the worst? My mother also calls hot dogs frankfurters, and hamburger chopped meat.
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SFRB, are you showing us BloHam's STD screen?
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Davenport! *breaks out the Ben-is-ghey*
Hey bebeh, can't blame me if I don't know much about the "hard stuff", can't ya! ;P Although I'm pretty sure my liver is probably not fit to give to anyone, even if I wanted to. If they ever asked me, I think I'd have to add a disclaimer that it might be worse than theirs! lolol
Hope that dosage at least dulls the pain a little then!
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Hmmmm words of advice...you dont always have to have the last word, always have a warm smile when they come home and respect them like you want to be respected and sometimes it doesnt hurt to let them be right once in a while.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by Dog: "Holy crap. I said "frisky" to describe being horny. I am my mother."
Not yet! Unless you start referring to women's pants as "slacks"....
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Worse. I referred to the couch as the davenport, and I don't even know what that means.
AAAAAAAAAAGH!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:16pm.
WOwl, you're such a sweetie! Thank you. Hope she likes them! ☼☺☼
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Thanks Within! I hope she can see it!
<<< Some cake to share. I cut the first slice for GG!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!
Submitted by beb on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:19pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:14pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:15pm.
Hanging in there, Dog...my left foot is starting to be a bitch after dealing with the right one for nearly two months.
WR - 500mg Narproxen is the "strong stuff?" Bring on the Vicodin, baby!
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I missed out on what's going on with your foots. Help a pooch out, willya?
BTW, yes, Naproxen kicks ass and doesn't get you high, which is why I like it. It's just prescription Aleve. Problem is, it has been found to weaken bones and teefs if taken too regularly.
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I watched it. I watched it in it's entirety. I just got into a huge fight with my boss and lost my job 2 hours ago. Watching this video made me realize that my life could be worse. Its going to be okay because I don't have to drink bodily fluids from an animal.
Submitted by Dog: "Holy crap. I said "frisky" to describe being horny. I am my mother."
Not yet! Unless you start referring to women's pants as "slacks"....
*accepts Ovaltine and opens new can of green tennis balls for walker*
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Happy Anniversary, GG! That is fantastic. Wishing you another 75!!! Any words of advice? Speech! Speech!
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:14pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:15pm.
Hanging in there, Dog...my left foot is starting to be a bitch after dealing with the right one for nearly two months.
WR - 500mg Narproxen is the "strong stuff?" Bring on the Vicodin, baby!
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
*gives Dog cup of Ovaltine*
Atomic City, maybe you could present her with an old timey wooden rolling pin like my maid of honor gave me. It was a laugh she she brought it out.
Holy crap. I said "frisky" to describe being horny. I am my mother.
*dies*
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WOwl, you're such a sweetie! Thank you. Hope she likes them! ☼☺☼
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AC - What about a Letterman-style Top 10, throwing some funny with the serious reasons why you're so happy for her on her special day.
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beb, Ya, you tricked me with your complicated "thinking 18 years from now" Keep it simple man! hahaha Had to go back and edit *blushes* lol
Good that they came back all clear! Maybe the strong stuff will relieve the pain some. You sounded awful yesterday. And lots of rest no? *wags finger at ya, for your dawn walks with the pups* ;P
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Submitted by beb on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:10pm.
Hi Dog! Wasn't ignoring you! :-) What's up?
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I ate too much, that's what's up. Blurgh.
How's you?
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GG, just go out and have fun, have just enough alcohol to get you frisky, then come back and home and have wild monkey sex! And if your BH wants to join you, all the better! HAAAAAAAWWWWWW!
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Description of the symbols: Horn with confetti and streamers shooting out of it, 2 red balloons, 2 beers clinking and a pink heart with an arrow going through it. : )
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!
Submitted by AtomicCity on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:06pm.
I was absolutely pissing my pants laughing at that thing. But today it looks funny and I can't click on the "texts" in one section. GRRR!
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Dog, dunno...its that I was going over some of the pictures they used for the presentation later on and I guess I saw that it has been good. It hasnt been perfect or smooth sailing like they like to show in the movies, but good. Well gonna shut up now before I mess up my mascara.
Congrats GG! That's amazing! I've been married for a whopping 13 months, but I look forward to many, many more years.
My older sister is getting married next weekend, and I'm trying to come up with a toast. I'm at a loss. I want to make it quick, but thoughtful. She's done so much for me throughout my life I'm afraid if I give a short toast she'll be hurt, but also know that no one wants me rambling (which I'm known to do).
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:00pm.
Congrats to you and your hubby! Try not to get TOO crazy tonight! ;)
Hi Dog! Wasn't ignoring you! :-) What's up?
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From WithinReason:
Congrats GG!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!