Open Post: Hosted By Fear Factor's Donkey Show Stunt
Thanks to Danish television, the donkey jizz-guzzling stunt on Fear Factor that was too sucio for American eyes has made its way onto the Internet for everyone to see. If you choose to watch this mess, try not to remember this clip when you're drinking Miller Lite and lightly beaten rotten egg whites later tonight.
Like a scene straight out of a Kardashian family picnic, contestants have to drink down full pitchers of donkey cum and piss. The worst part is that they have to choke on that crap while Joe Rogan's smug face (you know he was into that shit) stares at them. The torture! If you watch this video with your eyes closed, it's like hearing sounds from the Scientology Center's massage room. No, I can't.
And I love the girl who nonchalantly says, "I'll be having the semen." It's almost like that isn't her first time saying that.
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Thanks GG & WR. Now I'm actually considering it. WR, you're right, she is having a wedding on a farm after all. And it's not like we're having feed bags served at the reception.
And thanks GG, it really will be lovely. I'm very excited for her.
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
Oh my gosh Hockey fan, I hope your daughter gets well soon and everything is ok. That's awful! Hope she's not in pain.
Yep, may the best team win!
GG are you watching the game, man it's end to end right now! Jersey's up 1-0
Got take-out tonight (Peapod is coming early in the morning, don't judge me) and the delivery guy was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute.
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Let's play strip poker. Whamo can strip and we'll poke him!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 9:15pm.
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I'm sorry sweetie, I missed your hello, HI REASON!!!!!
Hey GG, you here? Just got back to my daughter's hospital room- she had a burst appendix and we've been here for hours. She'll be fine, and I'm watching hockey on her tiny wall mounted tv. May the best team win!
@ GG & Doggie....
ALRIGHT! I'll go put some protection on.
*puts on helmet*
Ciao PSL!
That's right Whamo, I didn't say hi a while back. Don't worry! LOL *just kidding ya, I know you're phone browsin'*
Twatty, where'd you go?
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@ MJT....did you lose your kitty recently? :(
*hands Whamo rye in a solo cup*
*ties Whamo down (you love it) and pours rye down his froat*
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 9:08pm.
Whamo, I'd bet you be fun to babysit. :)
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You could put me to bed early I won't mind :P
@ GG....I hadn't seen it in ages either, it just poped into my mind for some reason, I hope you had / having a good one:)
@ Doggie....don't worry it's not Rye, that shit'd have me buck naked propasition all you Hos and a lot of really inappropriate posts!!! Seriously my buddies call me Rye Guy when I'm drinkin that shit. If I've ever done anything funny OR fucking stupid it's on Rye:P
Atomic, I dont think that's podunk. I think it sounds beautiful and unique.
k, I am out of here. Have a great night! xo
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Atomic, if your toast has livestock and barn stories in it, it will surely be a big hit! Can't go wrong with that!
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GG -*sigh* I know. I just want to be lazy. Truth be told I'd rather sit here with wine and miss kitty and watch 48 hours mystery...but alas....I made plans. And he has no one else to watch this game I don't care about with.
Guess I'll go get ready.
*pouts*
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Whamo, I'd bet you be fun to babysit. :)
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Thanks Beb and GG! Those are cute. I do like the Top 10 idea and the rolling pin is cute, but maybe I'll give her a stock prod (probably not, but I briefly considered it). We grew up raising livestock and the wedding is on our property in the oldest, but restored, barn (How's that for podunk?), so it would seem fitting. She would probably be less than amused.
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
MJT, NOOOOOOOOOO..stay out of those threads!!!
Ah fuck it, dress however you want, if you don't need to impress. :)
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 9:01pm.
I got my inserts from SA, but not sure if they are one and the same. I'm hoping I'll be good as new in a couple of weeks. I bounce back pretty easily.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
beb, I know you love those flip-flops and they feel good, but don't know about their support. When I wear them my arches hurt so it have to take them off before too long. Dog's idea is good, might be worth investigating. Have you ever tried Birkenstocks? If you're doing sandals, those are great!
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MJT, come on girl! You know that when you DON'T look your best is when you run into someone you wish you hadn't!
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 9:03pm.
@ PSL... you can come baby sit me if you'd like;)
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Well, shoot. One vodka an you're already hosing.
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That was sweet Whamo! Havent seen that in AGES!
Yikes I accidentally stumbled into the religion thread - someone get me a cocktail!
I am supposed to meet a friend (not romantic) for dinner at a bar (sports bar not fancy bar) and I really don't want to get dressed up. Would it be offensive if I went in a t-shirt and yoga pants? It would - wouldn't it? damnit.
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Dooooooogggggggiiiieeee:P what's shakin baby?
@ Beb....lol!!!!
@ PSL... you can come baby sit me if you'd like;)
Submitted by beb on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:58pm.
I was wearing Puma's while doing the walks - not the best. Am wearing Asics right now (good arch support) with an insole that takes pressure off the heel. Love to wear my thick flip-flops when I can.
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If you can't get custom orthotics, go to Sports Authority and get Sofsoles. The sales person will help you choose which is best for you. They're as best as you can get without having customs. They work really well.
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Hey Whamo!
GG, work was fun today.....off to babysit soon. Ya know, taking a break from my Dlisted Detective work. :)
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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:56pm.
Don't ask me to dance, k? ;-)
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Whamoooooooooooooooooo!
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I just noticed your Anniversary GG so Happy Anniversary to you bud!!!
I thought I'd send this song to you :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DINuAWoxy4Q
little_rascal!
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:49pm.
I was wearing Puma's while doing the walks - not the best. Am wearing Asics right now (good arch support) with an insole that takes pressure off the heel. Love to wear my thick flip-flops when I can.
"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Whamo, stiff... vodka. LOL! Nice to see you spending time up in here, after all your lovely visits you know where... starts with J. ;P
Owlie, the image of your little owl gobbling, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA like that little piggy in the crumbs the other day, did you see that POUNCED on his plate after climbing down those scary stairs?
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Hey guys, how yall doin?:)
Hope everyone's having a good weekend and getting there drink on, I've got a nice stiff....vodka in front of me so all is well in my world:P
*waves to the all the Ho d Ho d ho Hos*
Sans Fards, yes I remember how disappointed you were. I hope so cos I'm hearing gurgling sounds coming from my stomach. :O
THank you PSL - I hope work aint a pain in the ass for you today!
Twatty, oh my goodness! That's a lot of time at the doctor's! Don't know how you do it! Forced to I suppose. I hope it doesn't flare up then. At least you are monitoring it and can take action quickly.
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Happy Anniversary GG!
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Submitted by beb on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:39pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:34pm.
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Maybe it was the shoes you wore and not enough rest between walks! Orthodics could help you beb, have you tried those? They can be expensive though. Back when I injured my foot the chiropodist tried to get me some. I got a quote and nearly fainted. But everyone I know who has them, raves!
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:44pm.
Sans Fards, I cant. I got so stressed out last game that I had to sit on the floor in the ladies room with my head between my legs. I'm praying like Areatha Franklin tho. Cant go to the party a freaking mess.
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I think it'll be OK...NJ played hella gritty hockey in the last game but this series belongs the Kings. I'm still bitter about the Caps :(
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:00pm.
Happy 25th anniversary, GG!
All together now:
♫ Together forever and never to part,
Together forever we two...♫
Thank you Twat Muffin! :D
Within -- hey, babe *waving back*!!! Yeah, that bad. Thank god, though, it's been god for the past 6 months. After 5 transfusions, it seems to have come to a standstill. I've been anemic my whole life, but the past 2 years have been really bad. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that things remain quiet for a while. I had to get some medical records recently and it turned out I'd been in & out of the hospital & ER over 20 times in a 2 year period -- yowza!
Gardening Girl -- happy anniversary, hon!!!
Within, thanks! *gobbles up chocolate truffles*
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!
joe shmoe, now to add some confusion, lol
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Sans Fards, I cant. I got so stressed out last game that I had to sit on the floor in the ladies room with my head between my legs. I'm praying like Areatha Franklin tho. Cant go to the party a freaking mess.
Yeah, davenport. So?
*gets defensive*
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