Saturday, June 9th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Fear Factor's Donkey Show Stunt

Thanks to Danish television, the donkey jizz-guzzling stunt on Fear Factor that was too sucio for American eyes has made its way onto the Internet for everyone to see. If you choose to watch this mess, try not to remember this clip when you're drinking Miller Lite and lightly beaten rotten egg whites later tonight.

Like a scene straight out of a Kardashian family picnic, contestants have to drink down full pitchers of donkey cum and piss. The worst part is that they have to choke on that crap while Joe Rogan's smug face (you know he was into that shit) stares at them. The torture! If you watch this video with your eyes closed, it's like hearing sounds from the Scientology Center's massage room. No, I can't.

And I love the girl who nonchalantly says, "I'll be having the semen." It's almost like that isn't her first time saying that.

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Posted by: Michael K


Lucifer_Sam's picture

Saw this and thought of Bigbendy

kittymuffin's picture

did they drink semen or piss.. or his spit riddled lips

Whamo's picture

So I went over and I see Tams in there so I thought I'd jump in, Doggie and Hekki if you're up for it pop in and throw a couple of fucks down for them:)

WithinReason...'s picture

Night bebeh!

LMAO, "Are you ok? Do you need an ice pack?"...

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Whamo, I noticed that but wasn't sure if that normal or not. Yeah, I said that before, seems like a lot of them are going up and down the list clicking on entries. They must LOVE that interactive feature. hahaha *I think youtube's is better* seems they hide offensive stuff not every second comment willy-nilly.

Twatty, if Meloni gets with Sookie, IT IS OVER! ha! I think Pam is hot!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 10:24pm.

Remember that? Of course you do. DUCKYYYYY!

Yes, I do! Have a good night, WR. The pill is kickin' in.

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beb, their sound was so soft! And they all look like Mario Lopez! hehehe Made me think of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFmRETqKTs
Remember that? Of course you do. DUCKYYYYY!

OK, no pressure... then, but I'll look for this Fanta Zero you mentioned. ;P

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Within -- Meloni just better not get with fucking ugly Sookeh!!!

Hekki -- OMG, you like "Oddities," too? High 5!!! Believe it or not, I have a weird crush on Ryan. I never saw the episode with Amy Sedaris -- I adore her!!!

Whamo's picture

We have an awesome game going on folks! I kinda wouldn't mind seeing LA take their first cup, they've had one hell of a year.

Whamo's picture

@ Reason, Does it happen in every thread?
It seems all of them only go on the Angie threads, I don't even know why the site bother with any other posts because those fuckers LIVE on the J/P threads. If you notice all the other stories have very few comments in general.

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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 10:08pm.

@ Beb...I didn't even know they made vanilla Vodkies. I tend to just do the Vodka, Lemonade, grape juice, Orange just BUT when I'm out fishing my favorite is one of those big ass sip jugs with lots of ice and Wink. by the time I'm finished those one I'm catching mean glow!----

Are you OK? Do you need an ice pack? Or is my pill finally kicking in?

"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK

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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 10:03pm.
Whamo, the loons think I'm you and Tamsin.
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Ya they'll try to do that to bug you, don't worry they come over here and track down all our conversations and figure out we are who we say we are but the HATE to admit it when they realize they're wrong. I told them to PROVE it when they said I named changed, they tried and found out I was telling the truth so now I DEMAND they apologise for calling me a name changer and hurting my feelings. LOL!

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WR - Just because Whamo wanted to take our dance song literally

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sByNZekTwCI

does not make me an expert on fresh summer cocktails!!!

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WithinReason...'s picture

Wham, I won't say telescopic because that would be mean. I'd like to ask for a signed panoramic view pic, please! ☺

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Whamo, I also wondered who some of them are because the throng over there definitely have a thing for some of you. No matter what you say, they'd still jump on ya. Like a frenzy. Does it happen in every thread?

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@ Reason....LOL, you HORN DOG!!!
I'll have to send a pic over...landscape not portrait:)

@ Doggie....I was wondering why I felt I was being wathched..

@ Beb...I didn't even know they made vanilla Vodkies. I tend to just do the Vodka, Lemonade, grape juice, Orange just BUT when I'm out fishing my favorite is one of those big ass sip jugs with lots of ice and Wink. by the time I'm finished those one I'm catching mean glow!

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beb, I'll have to try that. Honestly didn't even know they still sold Fanta. These days I like vodka tonic with a slice of lemon mmm I'll ask you next time I need some ideas for a fresh summer cocktail. OK?

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Whamo, the loons think I'm you and Tamsin.

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Submitted by AtomicCity on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 9:25pm.

Hockey fan, I really hope your daughter gets well. That must have been horribly painful!

Mr AC is from Jersey, and he's REALLY into this game. Between his yelling now and my yelling during the Belmont, I'm afraid my neighbors think we're killing each other.
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Omg, AC...lol!!! Tell mr AC GO DEVILS!!!! I'm freaking out over here. Where was GG going?

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@ Hekki...no I haven't been over there today, I find you need to spend some "quality time" over there if you really want to ding em. Have you been?

I can't tell you how fun it is watching all you guys giving the gears too, for a while there it was only one or two people and myself against the loons world, then Tam jumped in and put that bitch into overdrive, for the last two-three weeks they don't know what the fuck in going on. I'm sure we've put one or two MORE of them into straight jackets. Bawahaaaaa!!!

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Submitted by beb on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 9:44pm

My fav summer drink is an icey cold Mojito, but hubby isn't crazy about them so for others I mix
Bourbon, and either lemonade or Ice Tea.
Make sure its VERY chilled and serve over ice.
Really good.

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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 9:45pm.

Doooooggggggiiiieeee, where did you go GF?

^^^^^^^^^^^

Right here keeping an eyeball on you, lover.

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beb's picture

'tis tasty, WR. :-)

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WithinReason...'s picture

Fanta Zero and Vanilla vodka, sounds like a modern float, beb? *writes down for next shopping trip*

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And that photo of Brad Pitt in Egypt is bizarre. Are we sure that's him? It looks like he's missing half his jaw.

WithinReason...'s picture

Whamo, which is it 9 or 7.5? Sounds like beb has thrown the gauntlet. I think we are going to need some proof. hahahaha

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Whamo, you at JJ again?

Hockey Fan: Holy moly! You must be a wreck. Glad your daughter is going to be okay!

Twatty: I love "Oddities", too, but it fell off my DVR *side-eyes Mr. Hekki* Amy Sedaris was on it!

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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 9:44pm.

Good to hear! Speaking of summertime cocktails...if you can get your hands on some Fanta Zero, mix that with some vanilla vodka for a Makeshift Creamsicle.

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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK

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Submitted by beb on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 9:36pm.

Whamo - Needed to get one or two comments in. :-) Hope you are doing well.
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It's all good buddy.lol!!

Ya I'm doin well, did some work ripping up a friend kitchen floor all day so I'm just kickin back having a couple nice cold Vodka and lemonades, great summer drink if I do say so myself:)

Doooooggggggiiiieeee, where did you go GF?

Whamo's picture

@ Reason, there are certain things that really set them off, I love throwing the fact she did heroin at them because they can't say shit about that one, that and telling them Jen has a better body seems to really bother em:)

WithinReason...'s picture

Hi Televised! Hope you're well! ☺

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 9:29pm.

Yeah, you got me. He reminded me of Kris Allen (from American Idol).

This one here ^^^ has been super-good today.

Whamo - Needed to get one or two comments in. :-) Hope you are doing well.

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Whamo, we're lucky then, because they swarm to ya and several others. Like magnets you are. Then again, you are giving them some excitement. Doing your part, you know! Still don't know how you do it.

Twatty, I am looking forward to TB now too. I hope Meloni steals the show. Now that my lovah Jesus is not there any more I must console myself with Alcide, oh how I suffer!

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@hockeyfan - ugh. Every year the Caps manage to pull off a heartbreaker in the playoffs...I'm starting to know how Mets fans feel!

Sorry about your kiddo, hope she gets better soon.

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Whamo's picture

@ TellyR.... hey there!

@ GG...have fun tonight!!!!

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@ Beb...lol!

WithinReason...'s picture

lol beb, you had me up until you mentioned the CUTE delivery boy... haha then we sniffed ya out!

How's the little babe in the avie behaving today?

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ubmitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:48pm.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 8:44pm.

Sans Fards, I cant. I got so stressed out last game that I had to sit on the floor in the ladies room with my head between my legs. I'm praying like Areatha Franklin tho. Cant go to the party a freaking mess.

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I think it'll be OK...NJ played hella gritty hockey in the last game but this series belongs the Kings. I'm still bitter about the Caps :(

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Sans fards, I'm still bitter about the bruins and philly! Lol. But I'm a NJ fan over LA though- but hey, LA has outplayed em so whoever deserves it should win. If I wasn't in a hospital room I'd be drinking bc I'm nervous as hell.

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Within -- wow, I got lost watching "Oddities." Does anyone here watch that show? OMG, I love it! The new season is starting up and I'm addicted to it. And wait until tomorrow night -- there will be a mushroom cloud over Chicago when "True Blood" with Meloni starts!!!

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Ok friends we're going now. Thank you all for your kind words and good thoughts. Take care and have a good night.

PS - Thank god the hall has a bar with a tv so we can take a peek and watch the game! GOOOOOOOOOOO KINGSSS!!!!!!

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hey people!

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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 9:23pm.

More like a 7.5. Although I didn't have a ruler.

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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK

little_rascal's picture

"He stole my marble rye!!!!!!!!!"

Whamo's picture

@ Reason, naw I haven't been over there today. I was given er last night though. lol!!

@ MJT...have a good night girl:)

@ PSL, awww I'm so sorry to hear about your kitty, I'd be crushed if I lost my little Uno:(

AtomicCity's picture

Hockey fan, I really hope your daughter gets well. That must have been horribly painful!

Mr AC is from Jersey, and he's REALLY into this game. Between his yelling now and my yelling during the Belmont, I'm afraid my neighbors think we're killing each other.

"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl

beb's picture

You little minx. I've been good up to yesterday. I would have grocery shopped today if I was 100%.

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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK

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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 9:15pm.

No :( that was PSL. I would still be tranquilized if it was Miss Kitty :(

Alright guys - I am outtie. Have fun tonight.

GO (INSERT YOUR SPORTS TEAM HERE)

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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 9:20pm.
Let's play strip poker. Whamo can strip and we'll poke him!
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What!!! my 9 high didn't win that hand????

*takes shirt pants and socks off*

WithinReason...'s picture

beb, is that why you've been getting so much take out lately *wink wink* ;D

Whamo, sure sure, keeping up with several conversations and all the J visits, keeping ya too busy! What's one gotta do? Streak? hahahhaha *reconsiders, NO YOU STREAK!*

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!