Open Post: Hosted By Fear Factor's Donkey Show Stunt
Thanks to Danish television, the donkey jizz-guzzling stunt on Fear Factor that was too sucio for American eyes has made its way onto the Internet for everyone to see. If you choose to watch this mess, try not to remember this clip when you're drinking Miller Lite and lightly beaten rotten egg whites later tonight.
Like a scene straight out of a Kardashian family picnic, contestants have to drink down full pitchers of donkey cum and piss. The worst part is that they have to choke on that crap while Joe Rogan's smug face (you know he was into that shit) stares at them. The torture! If you watch this video with your eyes closed, it's like hearing sounds from the Scientology Center's massage room. No, I can't.
And I love the girl who nonchalantly says, "I'll be having the semen." It's almost like that isn't her first time saying that.
Click here if the video above is working, but you should probably take it as a sign if it isn't.
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Dog -- that's what happens when you deal with psychos. Sorry, hon.
Hekki -- unfortunately, I fall in love with the Roger type all the time. My bf reminds me of him, looks & charm.
Hockey Fan -- glad to hear your daughter is doing well. Wow, she got out quick after surgery.
SalmaNella- Ugh. I know what you mean. I had a similar problem. What I found was that in the text window it would look super jacked up, but then when I hit preview, the page actually displayed normally. Also, when you are loading the picture, you get that box that asks for alignment, pick something. I was picking "none" and that REALLY jacked it up.
A couple times, nothing has worked and I ended up just going to the HTML page and cutting and pasting from there. Sorry I couldn't be more help!
Dog: she did respond. You should just ignore, there's no point in engaging. I understood your point - you were politely suggesting that us MM folks take our panty lust to OP where it rightfully belongs and her delivery was just uncalled for, rude and hostile. I don't know what else there is to say to her. I sure as hell don't come to the D looking for fights so I don't know what her prob is.
Twattie, I am forcing you to make a decision because this is all fake so I can force you. Choose or sniff BloHan's underwear.
Hamm or Meloni?
Making sure Twat notices this.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 7:28pm.
Dog: I'll be happily waiting for the slamdown. I did a real-life double-take when I read ikoihl's comment. WTF... That was bizarre enough for me to wonder if it's "it".
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She tried to go after me as someone else but her whopping 4 week membership gave her away. She's really slipping.
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TwatMuffin: I'm sorry. I'll concede that he's handsome-ish and distinguished and looks great in a suit and his character makes me laugh, but he bugs me. He's all for you.
Jintess -- did you see that episode with Sharon Lawrence where she came onto Stabler? That's a hot episode. I can't wait for "True Blood" tonight; Meloni's playing a new vampire in town.
Hey everyone. Bringing home daughter from the hospital after her appendectomy. What's shakin? GG, did you get to see any of the game last night?
@Twatty: I haven't seen that commentor before, either but I'm not one to judge. I lurk nore than I comment. I know that this is OP but the subject matter of it was so revolting that I've been avoiding it all day. Plus, since this thread opened on Sat, I wasn't sure if anyone was still checking to see if there were new comments appearing. And, I was secretly hoping that someone would bring up MM in another post 'cause its Sunday ;).
Dog: I'll be happily waiting for the slamdown. I did a real-life double-take when I read ikoihl's comment. WTF... That was bizarre enough for me to wonder if it's "it".
Hekki -- scrawny & weasle-faced? Well, just more for me to love!!!
SalmaNella -- oh, yeah, as the guy who wanted to piss on Carrie.
mefunigirl -- in one episode of MM, he offered to pay for Kevin all the way through college. It's easy to see how you may have missed it, though. He didn't say publicly that it's his kid, just to Joan.
Dog defended our honor on the Blohan post against that nasty bitch. Check it out, peeps.
Heya Twat
saw that too. No worries, no idea who that is or why he/she is so agitated.
I was watching the SVU marathon on USA earlier and sent good wishes your way:)
Now I'm onto a Criminal Minds fest
Salma, don't sleep so early. Try 11 pm or so then wake up early. In a day or so you'll be back to normal.
Twatty, hahaha that's right get to the good stuff forget dry panty bitches.
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miz: I'd do Don as a one-nighter. He doesn't have lasting appeal to me.
And no, I don't like Slattery. My best reason is that I find him scrawny and weasel-faced.
Moved over here 'cause I don't wanna piss anybody off over there!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 6:16pm.
Twat Muffin, mefunigirl keeps commenting that Roger is an asshole for not giving Joan money for Kevin, or acknowledging that he is his child. when he has done both. Joan turned DOWN his money, and his offer to be together!
I think she missed something, because she has commented on that twice.
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I must have missed something then because the only time I remember him offering her money was to get rid of the child at first.
he's offered to say publicly its his child?
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I've loved John Slattery since his days in Sex in the City. He is a delicious man.
Oh, yes, BEFORE I got pissed off, yes that picture of John Slattery is absolutely delectable! Too hot for words!!!
@Hekki: you don't find Roger or Don doable? Blasphemy! ;). I don't know how long they're going to keep Ginsberg around since he's contantly calling ppl out on their BS and doesn't give a damn. He's def not an ass kisser.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 7:17pm.
Twatty, I have seen her around before, but she never registered as a bitch before. That was out of left field, IMO.
And WWMKD? Been a member for over a year but never posted before. Is it "it"?
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For the record, I am the Queen of Bland Bitches and can get as off topic as everyone else. Just that no one ever called me on it and had they done so, I'd have gone to the OP.
WWMKD is the second one to attack me today and yes, that's "it".
If anyone wants to talk about All In the Family, give me a call. I'll be in the BloHan thread annoying the shit out of WWMKD.
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Hekki -- no, the Ilokihil or whatever the fuck. Pissed me off royally. There's a nice way to say it, like Dog did, not a bitchy way.
Hi Louise,
I'm having trouble posting numerous pics and it screws up my text. The formatting on it is so confusing to me. I feel like going back to blogger.
Twat,
There is nothing bland about you girls. ;-) Hot n' spicy more like.
Twatty, don't sweat it. Needs more panty cream I think. LOL
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Twatty, I have seen her around before, but she never registered as a bitch before. That was out of left field, IMO.
And WWMKD? Been a member for over a year but never posted before. Is it "it"?
Hekki- I have no patience. LOL I MW has a very tight-lipped cast and crew so there is nothing I have found.
SalmaNella- I have a Wordpress site. I'm not super tech savvy, but what are you trying to do?
Within,
I've been waking up really early - way before the chickens. LOL. It is afternoon and early evening that is the hardest. I want to go to bed around 7 pm.
I feel like a zombie.
Are you guys here yet? Who was that bitch chasing us out of the Blohan post? I never even heard of her and she's chasing us out. I know it gets annoying when we're off topic, but she's not even a regular. Calling us bland bitches.
Salma, Gobbler is right, melatonin works, for some it has the opposite effect but I think it's great if you need to fall asleep.
You know what I do after a trip in different time zone? Wake up very early in the morning. *which I try to do as little as possible, almost NEVER* HAHAHAHAHA It's so hard to wake up with the chickens... LOL
Are you getting up at your normal time? Mmaybe try an hour or two earlier.
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Louise, why were you looking for spoilers? Don't you want to relish every minute of the season finale? I do!!!
PSL: I was hoping for a 2 hour episode, too. I asked Mr. Hekki to check and he said it was one hour, four minutes. Bummer.
Personally, I find Ginsberg sexier than all those other dudes. Rizzo would be a spectacular hate fuck. Roger is too scrawny and selfish. Don is doable, I guess.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 6:27pm.
Hi Salma, how you doing?
For jet lag get back to normal hours as quickly as possible. Go to sleep and eat when everyone else does and in 2-3 days you should back to normal.
A good afternoon to all.
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Hi Within,
I've been doing as you suggested but don't seem to be snapping back to normal. Guess it'll take a bit more time.
Hi Salma, how you doing?
For jet lag get back to normal hours as quickly as possible. Go to sleep and eat when everyone else does and in 2-3 days you should back to normal.
A good afternoon to all.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_I4wtNPv5w
Anyone here use Wordpress? It has been a pain in the ass to try and format text with pictures. I was googling info but its all so tech geeky and I don't get HTML code.
Submitted by Gobbler on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 6:08pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 12:40pm.
Does anyone know the cure for jet lag?
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Melatonin from Save-on Foods and a satin sleep mask from Dollarama. Not kidding...
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Thanks Gobbler. Melatonin heightens my anxiety so I can't take it. I do have a nice eye mask though.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 12:40pm.
Does anyone know the cure for jet lag?
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Melatonin from Save-on Foods and a satin sleep mask from Dollarama. Not kidding...
Shit like this is why other countries hate us
(Kidding. Kind of)
Thanks GG. I'll hang in there but man, I feel like shit.
Thanks to you too, Doggie. You always crack me up. ;-)
I want to get up and do things but my body is not cooperating!
SalmaNella, been there babe. I jumped out of bed and started yelling about the Coliseum (went to Rome). Dad told me to stop taking drugs! All I can say is just hang in there. Your internal clock will fix itself. It usually takes a week.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 12:40pm.
Does anyone know the cure for jet lag?
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Stay home.
J/K
*slinks back to kitchen for more home fries*
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Does anyone know the cure for jet lag? I got back on 6th and I'm still dragging my ass. I keep waking up at 3 am not knowing where the hell I am - disorientated and think I'm in some marble tomb - too much time delving into the Etruscan civilization that I head into a time warp or something. It is so weird!
Thanks, Bigbendy. I love Jack Russells.
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GG , I can't open it either. I thought it was just me. Reality tv is getting scarier by the minute. People have no pride.
GG, omg at the thought of madonnas arms....haha. Yeah it help if you take aspirin before you go to bed ,but who thinks about it then. As my mother used to say, this too shall pass ....but never fast enough for me hahs
I cant open the puppey link! :(
Ya know way back when when the movie the Running Man came out I said that tv was going to get like that - them airing shit that was degrading and even dangerous but the unwashed masses would gobble it up and make a demand for it...yup. Now we have crap like Jackass, donkey-jizz guzzling Fear Factor, KK and Teen Mom. So far no hunting of human beings but by the way the news is running the cannibals, I give it a few years before the FCC gives in!
Fuck....you click the article hoping to read hilarious play by plays of the barnyard cum guzzling from hell so you don't have to watch it yourself, snd this is what you get.... :(
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1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Thank you Bigbendy! Im trying to...jeez I must be as dehydrated as one of Madonna's bicepts! I shoulda took those asprine last night!
Dog, I like your new pup avie. Mine is sitting on my lap trying to get into my coffee when I take a drink. I told him to back off, I don't try to drink his water. .....he just looks at me like I m stupid. Haha
PUPPIES!!!
I want one :(
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Sans Fards, as long as people continue to watch these piles of steaming offal, MTV, TLC and the rest will keep churning them out.
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