Open Post: Hosted By Fear Factor's Donkey Show Stunt
Thanks to Danish television, the donkey jizz-guzzling stunt on Fear Factor that was too sucio for American eyes has made its way onto the Internet for everyone to see. If you choose to watch this mess, try not to remember this clip when you're drinking Miller Lite and lightly beaten rotten egg whites later tonight.
Like a scene straight out of a Kardashian family picnic, contestants have to drink down full pitchers of donkey cum and piss. The worst part is that they have to choke on that crap while Joe Rogan's smug face (you know he was into that shit) stares at them. The torture! If you watch this video with your eyes closed, it's like hearing sounds from the Scientology Center's massage room. No, I can't.
And I love the girl who nonchalantly says, "I'll be having the semen." It's almost like that isn't her first time saying that.
Click here if the video above is working, but you should probably take it as a sign if it isn't.
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@Daniee - yeah, I can't wait for the MM discussion today!
Know I'm real late getting in on the discussion here...but we sure got A LOT of Roger on MM tonight! Ha! Whew! Nice ass. : )
The parts with Pete were so sad.
Is everyone okay? Something not nice happen in here tonight?
Bigbendy, if you're still here, did you see the link Lucifer_S put up yesterday to the dailymail article on Gandy talking about Gisele? She thought you might like it. ;)
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 11:59pm.
Bigbendy -- oh man, aren't those Chicago mob chicks pathetic? The one who does scare me, though, is the DeSimone chick, the one with the unruly curly hair. She looks like she'd stab you in your sleep. The blonde one is such a joke. Really, your claim to fame is your hood rat uncle, a mobster I've never heard of? In fact, I've never heard of any of their mob relatives.
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Twat, I know really. These are sad excuses for mob relatives in Chicago. They were really reaching weren't they?
Thanks Within, I'm not doing it manually, just pretty much relying on bookmarks to keep track.
(stupid,I know)
Just no 'know how' when it comes to things like .htaccess and such.
Less than zero minus zero, actually:)
Jintess, if you are entering the site manually, double check whether you are entering https instead of http that would be a common error.
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Bigbendy -- oh man, aren't those Chicago mob chicks pathetic? The one who does scare me, though, is the DeSimone chick, the one with the unruly curly hair. She looks like she'd stab you in your sleep. The blonde one is such a joke. Really, your claim to fame is your hood rat uncle, a mobster I've never heard of? In fact, I've never heard of any of their mob relatives.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 11:41pm.
No no, you guys, "trespuss" is the correct pronunciation according to cats.
Hey Michael K, did you see Rojo Caliente and Cynthia at The Tonys? They showed Rojo early on and later just showed close up of Cynthia, who lost her category. Anyway, even in just presenting the final award after having won everything last year, the best thing about the show was Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Everything else but "The Book of Mormon" looks so damn boring.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 10:18pm.
I read it more as someone trying to sound all refined and crapola like dat dere.
Maybe uppercrust Brits say it like that?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by ikoihiI on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 7:02pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 7:00pm.
Hey guys, come on. Not everyone is a fan of Mad Men. How about you take it to the OP so the rest of us can snark on BloHan? :-)
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Totally agree. I think that's one of the reasons I don't comment as much; nobody talks about the posts - it's either some shit totally unrelated, or some troll talking shit to everyone else.
IDGAF about Mad Men. Why not go to a Mad Men board to yap incessantly about some show?
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Well shit yeah, that was certainly polite. Being the Queen of civility myself, I certainly know polite when it shits all over someone. Hey, why don't you politely go fuck yourself?
****In case it's not blatantly obvious, that was her first post on the subject. You know, the first polite comment she claims to have left.***
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Within, to be honest I have no idea what he did. He was going to back everything up (clone) my drive and then install one with more memory. 2 hours later he was knocking on my door saying it wouldn't restart and I was more WTF than anything. Got it back, it restarted just fine but now I don't have access to certain things.
Obviously I can still do some things (check my email, the D,other random sites) but when I go to this certain website all I get is Not Found and Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
Nite guys!
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 10:15pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 10:08pm.
I can't stand it when people pronounce the word "trespass" as "trespuss".
I bet it got started with rhyming in the Lord's Prayer: "trespuss against us."
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I read it more as someone trying to sound all refined and crapola like dat dere.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 10:08pm.
I can't stand it when people pronounce the word "trespass" as "trespuss".
I bet it got started with rhyming in the Lord's Prayer: "trespuss against us."
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I can't stand it when people pronounce the word "trespass" as "trespuss".
That is all.
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Hey Twat, I'm watching Chicago Mob Wives. It's so bad, that it's funny.
Jintess, sorry had to step out for a bit. If you removed your old drive and replaced it (rather than just added a second drive) then you need to check that you have re-entered all your settings to remote access to your files. You should have all that documented somewhere. Did you do any type of back up of your old drive before replacing it?
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Gentleman. And a Southern one, too.
*swoons*
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I didn't watch the video but I did notice that this little bit of Michael posted information got 408 comments, lol.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 9:02pm.
I'm seriously thinking Mike just may be the perfect gentleman. Good for you!
Pffft, no. Even though I'm not religious/spiritual, I try to live by The Golden Rule.
I'm seriously thinking Mike just may be the perfect gentleman. Good for you!
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 8:53pm.
No, just being nice. Her husband was cheating and she kicked him out. She doesn't have any family in the area, so I'm just doing a little something to make things a wee bit better.
Besides, I do like to cook. I typically avoid elaborate recipes as it's just me, and I dislike leftovers.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 8:48pm.
I've mentioned this before, but there are a lot of really good recipes in The America's Test Kitchen's cookbook (the big, basic one, which includes all the recipes they've done). I've been cooking every few days for a neighbor and her little girls, and every recipe I've tried has been awesome.
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I've mentioned this before, but there are a lot of really good recipes in The America's Test Kitchen's cookbook (the big, basic one, which includes all the recipes they've done). I've been cooking every few days for a neighbor and her little girls, and every recipe I've tried has been awesome.
Hekki: I've actually thought of doing something like that, only with the WOMAN in charge.
crazyinjapan: Knock off 50 Shades of Grey?
I don't get much work in the summer, and what started out as being relaxing has started to become boring. I need to do something productive, like... write a book! Does anyone have an idea for one that I can steal?
HockeyFan: So glad to hear LittleFan is home now. Thank dog they're such good healers.
It always shocks me how soon they send people home after surgery - they sent my BIL home directly after his hip surgery! - but seeing the way people get infections in hospitals, you're better getting out ASAP.
Whoa Hockey Fan, she's really been through the ringer (no pun intended) Hope all is well there. Get her some ice cream, or better yet ice cream cake!
Within, no it's a website, I just should be able to type the site with slash admin and have access.
It was normally stored but now I get a 404
Jintess, are you just opening a browser and going to the boss' site? Or do you use a program to access his computer? Can you get on any other site from that computer and it's only his page that gives you the problem? You may need to re-enter some settings to access it again.
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Dog -- oh, definitely Meloni.
Glad to hear you're bringing your daughter home Hockey fan. Poor kid! Get her an ice cream from Aunty Garding Girl please.
Love ya Twatty, I was just kidding. Roger's actually quite gorgeous! I am glad he balances things out some because panty creamer (I am having just too much fun with drenched panties today) Hamm is the obvious choice. Too many ditzy chicks running after him. ;D
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 06/10/2012 - 8:01pm.
Dog -- now wait, Hamm or Meloni. Do you mean for a one night stand or a relationship? If it was a one night stand, I'd choose Meloni. If it was a relationship, I'd choose Hamm.
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Saw it Twat!
Holy shit, that was all sorts of wow. Misunderstood prostitute my fanny.
True Blood..yesssssss. TB and Sons of Anarchy are my 2 'touch the remote and I will bite you' vices.
Hey does anyone know anything about computers? My next door neighbor attempted to put a new hard drive in mine yesterday and now I can't access my boss's home page. Sucks because he wants me to do updates as of about 2 hours ago.
Worked fine before.
Nothing was installed but I'm wondering if he hit a button or clicked something that erased or disabled or whatever happens. Zero idea, I just know if I turn the computer on and it works, it's like Christmas:) Any advice is mucho welcome
Hockey Fan, good to hear she's ok. Kids are resilient aren't they!
Oh, goody, going to continue the panty drenched chat over here! Yay! *rubs hands together...* not really, just dgaf!
Lucifer, where TF, are ya? Paging Lucifer... paging Lucifer! Stop celebrating your birthday... S.O.S. We need some tl;dr help! LOL
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Hockey Fan -- what a cool mom you are! "True Blood" will make any kid feel better, and any mom with the arrival of Meloni. Hoping she heals up just fine -- good for her!!!
This bland bitch has been into this song lately:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moCf_pghM-U
I can so relate. Just sitting here watching bizarre human beings wandering and this strange world we live in. I love the line, "there's no problems, only solutions."
Within -- are you talking about the Slattery picture? Nah, his handsome face does it for me.
Dog -- now wait, Hamm or Meloni. Do you mean for a one night stand or a relationship? If it was a one night stand, I'd choose Meloni. If it was a relationship, I'd choose Hamm.
Thanks, Twat. Yeah they got her out today- she came thru the surgery really well- we walked down the street to get a burger and while we were still eating they called to say she was done, so we walked back to the hospital. We drove back today to get her. She's sore and tired but feels pretty good. We're taking her home with us and we're all going curl up and watch true blood tonight. :)
Since Dog 'invited' me over here to OP, I'll address a few concerns.
I've been a member for much more than 4 weeks. I'm nobody else. I don't post as anyone else. Dog: I have no clue what it means that you think I'm 'slipping.' Though I have been on this site since around 2006, this is my 2nd screen name, since I lost the PW for the other back around 2009 or so.
It saddens me that this used to be such a fun site, but the comment sections ruin it now. If you actually look, my polite requests for the OP comment section to be utilized for MM conversation were completely ignored. Dog thinks I should post more like her; guess what? I tried it your way, and it didn't work. As I understand, a few of you have been interested in prior posts I've made - you will see there are a few regarding the quality of the comment sections as of late.
I'm not a bitch normally, and didn't think all of you were quite this thin skinned, and as I didn't call anyone out by name, never thought I'd get so many angry hormones flowing. Again, I posted a polite request which was essentially ignored or taken as a weak point which you could aggravate by continuing your panty juice convo.
I don't come here looking for fights, nor to watch them. Those of you ready to 'watch the slamdown' are just petty.
I have a lot of important things to do tomorrow, and was trying to take a break from preparations with a Dlisted distraction, but it sucks when you're on a limited amount of time and forced to wade through misc. BS and people just being ruffled for the sake of being offended.
Sorry if I hurt feelings by saying 'bland bitches' - I had no intent to do so, and wasn't referring to any particular person.
Night Salma! ;p
Twatty, I am still wondering about that proof you promised. I saw only a handsome face, did I miss something?
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Oh folks, I'm already ready for another vacation.
No worries, Louise! I appreciate the feedback. Perhaps, I'll figure it out someday. I don' usually post so many pictures but because of my trip abroad- I have written a few posts with numerous pictures. The posts look a real mess and the formatting is all off. I've given up for the day. I'm going to sign off and go read a book.
Cheers everyone. Have a nice night.
Miz Cynical, I did respond. I hate trolls.
Ohhhhhhh Twattie! Still waiting for your choice!
*gets ready to grab BloHan's underwear*
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