Lindsay Lohan's Pink Bag Of Secrets
You're like, "Bitch, please, we all know what's been in Lindsay Lohan's pink bag. That ain't no secret." But I'm talking about a different pink bag this time.
James, the driver behind the wheel of the semi-trailer truck that Lindsay Lohan plowed into on PCH yesterday, talked to TMZ and he says that the entire situation was about as shady as that bitch's forehead in the picture above. James says LiLo tried to bust out of there, her people tried to pay him off and they all got weird when he started to call 911. So James' natural instincts told him that shit was suspect as all hell and something in the milk was probably crack. Sounds like an old-fashioned, normal Lohan situation to me!
James said that right after the accident, LiLo's male assistant jumped out of the Porsche with a pink bag and filled it with some stuff before covering the top with clothes . LiLo and the assistant then got into an Escalade that was following them the entire time. TMZ thinks that the driver of the Escalade works for production on that Liz & Dick mess. When James walked to the Escalade to exchange info with LiLo, he was stopped by the driver who told him they could all go to the bank and get him some cash. James turned down that offer and called 911.
James didn't even know who the world's most famous freckled mess was and just wanted to call the police, but her assistant and the driver kept acting weird:
"Him and the guy took me across the street and told me this was some kind of famous person and they didn't want to be in the media. But I'd already called 911 because they were trying to get away from the scene. But they packed a bag and then the limousine driver told me, 'Don't mention the bag to the cops.'"
Does everybody in this ho's life have to act all shifty and shit? The cops aren't going to check that stupid pink bag. No need to be all secretive. The cops already know that it was filled with half of a Mexican pharmacy, a pair of back-up lips (aka two obese slugs spooning), a bag of sea jasper powder, replacement nose cartilage and a pile of diamonds LiLo snatched from Elizabeth Taylor's body after raiding her grave. What were the cops going to do if they found anything illegal in LiLo's bag? Arrest her and put her in jail? Hahahahahahahahahahaaaa...
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I used to "love to hate" her, but now it's just getting ridiculous. It's sooo tedious! Crappy movie, entitled behavior, rehab, car shenanigans, rinse, repeat.
Cumb dunt was > http://youtu.be/i2spZ-NDfS4
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So to Mickey holland and hekki, y'all answered each others questions...or hekki did...(sorry, day drunk)
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 2:32pm.
Why wasn't she riding in the Escandalade that was following her ass in the first place, instead of driving her own car ? you know that was just an accident waiting to happen.
LOL at "Escandalade!" That's what Cadillac should've called it. Seems like trouble follows the vehicle wherever it goes. If bad shit happens, at least one participant is driving/riding in/following/is followed by/defaced/stole/leased/rented/took a crap on an Escalade.
I think Lifetime are being super smart and filming everything so they get a twofer and don't have to hire an "actress" to portray Lindsay Lohan in the Lifetime tv movie 'Move that cone: The Life and Loves of Lindsay Lohan', which will air summer 2013.
Let's look at the situation IN THIS ECONOMY... She has an assistant and a driver, provided by her employer, yet insists on driving herself. That would be like if I paid a maid and a housekeeper, but insisted on scrubbing my own floors.
Meanwhile, James and his company lost a day's work. I so hate this entitled twat.
The pink bag contained her AA manual, bible and her prayer shawl.
Good call pixxxie. Good call.
OK there's a totalled car and fucking debris all over the highway and they don't think it's necessary to call 911?
What I do not get is why the fucktards insist on driving. I am all for someone chauffeuring my ass around, under the influence or not.
LIES! ALL LIES! SHE'S INNOCENT AND CLEAN AND SOBER, PEOPLE
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
WHY DO THEY LET THIS BITCH DRIVE?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE - HOW DOES SHE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS?! AHHHHHHHH SHE IS INFURIATING!!!
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Hasn't she used up her 9 lives by now? There are so many aspiring young actresses out there, what does this broad have that they don't? (Aside from an obvious lack of morals and inhibitions.)
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Who are you calling silly cow?
You'd think lifetime would have forced her to sign something saying she'd stay out of trouble.
Of course, this is the network who made, "Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?", that shitfest with Tori Spelling.
Some more random thoughts:
Why was Lohan's team even sweating the police being there? They don't enforce the law on her, anyway.
I think the assistant was probably provided by the production team, to make sure she gets where she's supposed to be. I'll bet the assistant is not Lindsay's employee.
I think the assistant was driven to LiLo's to get her to come to work and LL insisted that the only was she was going was to take her own car. So the assistant got in the Porsche with LL and the driver (who was supposed to take all of them to set) followed.
I ALSO think the Escalade driver is one of those "security" people who do it all. One of those shady ex-cop dudes who knows how everything works and has contacts on the force and acts as a bodyguard/fixer/driver. The driving is the least of his jobs.
I'm sure LL is smart enough to not be drunk driving but dumb enough to think that "hey, my doctor prescribed it!" is going to fly. Although it probably will, FOR HER.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
So James' natural instincts told him that shit was suspect as all hell and something in the milk was probably crack.
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha ! ! ! ! !
MK yer killin me.
Oh, Lindsay, don't ever change. Life wouldn't be worth living without stories of you trying to pay off a truck driver and hiding drugs.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 3:16pm.
FreckleMeth upped her A game and is giving
Amanda Bynes a rolling property damage ride for her money.
haha
That's right, Amanda. It is ON.
Who said they did a drug screen at the hospital? I'd be willing to bet they didn't because they had no probable cause.
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FreckleMeth upped her A game and is giving
Amanda Bynes a rolling property damage ride for her money.
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Haha, now this is the type of Lohan I like. I was sick of those "this is Linds on the set of the new Liz Taylor biopic" posts (all two or three of them).
Like Britney (remember her? I barely do), she's only fun to read about when she's fucking up.
Shouldnt she at least be charged with leaving the scene of an accident???
I swear, this Liz and Dickhead movie will be this generation's "Mommie Dearest" except Blohan won't
be alive like Faye to see the viewers rolling in the aisles in gales of laughter and disbelief. Dumbfuck
Probably her 8 balls of “Sea Jasper” and the prescription drugs she doesn't have prescriptions for and the iced bottle of vodka she didn’t have time to drink because she was late to work.
They do a Breathalyzer (or a BAC, if the Breathalyzer is refused) and the blood tests from the hospital SHOULD show any other drugs (legal or otherwise) in her system. If they're RX drugs, she has to have a current prescription for them (which can be verified with both docs and pharmacies, but in LA that doesn't mean shit).
Amanda Bynes, you're losing this contest!
Disturbing thought that flashed into my mind just now:
Lindsay Lohan + Pete Doherty. Their offspring would be the Zombie Apocalypse.
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I hate like hell to rule anything in her favor at any time, but this sounds too shady, even for BloHan.
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Even the Grim Reaper took one look at this scene, and went, "oh HELL NO". I'm on my break!"
Bitch will live to be 100. you watch.
I've often wondered what states test for...anyone know for sure? I think if your on rx drugs you have to present the prescriptions right?
LOL. Do you think the assistant might get the point by now that working for Blohan really isn't the greatest career path?
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Big Bag o' Drugs.
But I'm sure she had a prescription for all fifty bottles of pills so that makes it legal.
Anybody else would still be sitting in jail facing DUI charges. With any luck her next wreck will decapitate her before she kills an innocent person.
Oh for fucks sake, when will it end?
Everything that cums out of this bitch's camp is a lie. I wish somebody would just drop a house her and be done with it.
Praise Jesus, our little flower is alright. Those trucks are a menace to the law abiding public. I understand Miss Lohan is using a doctor's recommended regiment of Motrin & aspirin to keep her working through the pain.
Question: Even if you aren't impaired by alcohol, don't prescription drugs count? I had a friend who was all kinds of nodding off while on drugs which were legally prescribed to her.
Wouldn't they test your blood for that, too? Especially considering her record?
And not to defend LiLo, but I don't put a whole bunch of anything in that pink bag story. If my car were being towed, I'd want all my stuff out of the car before they took it, even if was just clothing. Sure, there were probably drugs, but the pink bag isn't that significant to me.
You think Hollywood is giddy and waiting for "Liz&Dick" too? It could be a cult classic. Remember it took one music video of a fat Paula Abdul in a skimpy leather outfit to kill her career overnight because people played it at parties and added sound effects.
Nice flipper there. Seriously. Google "Lindsay Lohan" "Meth Teeth".
Please, please, please let her be fired from this Lifetime movie -- PUH-LEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Famous for being infamous. that's about it.
Liz is spinnin in her grave right now.
I wonder if she told the cops to MOVE THAT CONE, I'M LINDSAY LOHAN!
In her defense, an 18 wheeler is really hard to see!
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Wow.what a shady fuckihg story.ahahhahahaha
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
" some kind of famous person "
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Understametment of the year! mix that with the judge saying she is some kind of actress. Double bazinga!
I, for one, am SHOCKED.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 4:11pm.
Why wasn't she riding in the Escandalade that was following her ass in the first place, instead of driving her own car ? you know that was just an accident waiting to happen.
" oh, and don't mention "THE BAG" SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Here's a fiddy, you didn't see nuthin' 'kay .. "
ummm. yeah.. okay.. no.
Is her nose collapsing? Fuck. This grown ass child adult is wearing on my patience.
Lindsey is (obviously) beyond shady but the driver sounds sketchy a bit too. I mean I'm a trillion percent sure it was her fault but I bet the guy is going to sue for an obscene amount while claiming emotional distress in 3,2,1....
Again , not making excuses for HER
AND she wasn't supposed to be driving. Lifetime had hired a driver to take her to and from work. Probably covering their asses to avoid exactly something like THIS. I guess the driver was following behind her.
But I read somewhere (here?) that Lilo was driving in the opposite direction of the location where they were supposed to be shooting (Marina del Rey?).
Oh, for fuck's sake. You just know that by the time the police get hold of her, she'll have smoked the crack that was hidden in that bag.
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the driver said dont mention the bag to the cops.. umm yeah okay.. if anything everyone should deny the bag existence if that was the case.. not point out not to mention it..
but on the other end of this mess lohan has made her own bed.. and these types of things will forever haunt her..
doesnt anyone give enough crap about this girl to do anything? at least britney had some family theat cared enough to not let her continue the path she was going..
My bixch is innocent. Dina said so!
I bet the Lifetime producers are locked in a boardroom right now, gnashing their teeth and pounding the table in despair.
Or,maybe not. No publicity is bad publicity.
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