Hot Slut Of The Day!
Sienna Miller's mentor has finally shown herself! This is 45-year-old Karen Marley, a mistress extraordinaire who gets a thrill from wrapping her husband-seeking vagina around a married man's wedding ring. I know, she would be a Rihanna fan.
In a soon-to-be British Press Award-winning article for the world-renowned literary chronicle The Mirror (only second in respectability after The Daily Mail), Karen of Richmond, North Yorkshire writes about how she's been the side piece to over 50 married men and she wouldn't have it any other way. Karen isn't a home wrecker, because she doesn't want her dude to leave his wife. She's not a gold digger, because she makes her own money and isn't looking for presents. Karen was married 11 years ago, but realized that wet humping on a married man is best when you're not the one married to his ass.
Karen isn't trying to screw around with her friends' husbands and usually trolls for taken dick on the site IllicitEncounters.com, where thousands of married men actively look for a ho to get down with in the shadows. Being the independent woman that she is, she only likes to borrow a wife's husband, because she says the husband "comes back to life" with her since his life at home is a zombie land of mundane boringness. During their dates, they don't fight about unpaid bills or their brats and they can trap themselves inside of a bubble of superficial flirting.
Karen thinks of her husband-chewing crotch muffin as an escape for married men (Fun Fact: If you keep your wedding ring on while searching Travelocity for "quick getaways," Karen's pussy will come up!) and loves their time together. But when he leaves her house, she can have her own private space back and doesn't have to deal with his crap everywhere. Here's a piece from the Gloria Steinem of jump-offs' essay on the glory of whoring around with married peen:
As a member of IllicitEncounters.com, the dating website for married people, I see men who are actively seeking affairs. These men pay £134 a month to the site to find a date, so they are definitely looking for someone on the side. If it wasn’t me, it would be one of the other hundreds of women registered on it.
These men have well and truly made the conscious decision to have an affair. And their wives should be grateful when it’s me their husbands choose. Because I am the perfect mistress. I am never going to ask them to leave their wives for me. Most mistresses do, but not me.
If I asked him to leave his wife, in every argument from then on he’d say: ‘Do you know what I gave up for you?’ I don’t ever want to be part of that. In fact, when one of my men confessed about me to his wife and told me his marriage was over, I finished our affair. I was horrified. I don’t want to steal someone else’s husband for good, just borrow him for a while.
I know how to behave as a mistress – and I don’t just mean in bed. I would never ring one of my married men at home at 2am or at the weekend because that’s their time with their family. I would never throw a hissy fit if they don’t spend Valentine’s, Easter or Christmas with me.
We both know exactly where the goalposts are. That’s the beauty of it all – we’re both open and honest with each other, which must sound ironic, considering my men are not open with their wives.
But that’s how it is.
Bitch really does have it all. Bitch has hair like a Miss Piggy wig, the sex appeal of a current day Jessica Simpson, the wardrobe of Abby Lee Miller and she's an independent woman doing it for herself (and by "it" I mean spoken for dick). You can hate on Karen all you want, but while you're reading this, she's having the time of her life while somebody's husband slides his peen between her fupa crevice. I love her, but that goes without saying since I too am a shameless slut.
That article should really be the new lyrics for Destiny Child's "Independent Woman Part 1" It's THAT independent.
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Submitted by kate773 on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 6:06pm.
This shit hits a little too close to home at the moment. I've always thought cheating was abhorrent. It's never ok. The only excuse the other woman has is if she doesnt know the guy is with someone (I don't find it ok if the person cheating is in any kind of committed relationship, married, engaged or otherwise).
However, my best friend got engaged to her boyfriend last summer. I am in the wedding and currently planning her shower. Last month she told me she had been informed by her fiancé that he cheated on her in March. Was out with his buddies out of town, got drunk and fucked some rando without a condom. He claims he stopped halfway through and left due to guilt. Which I think is bullshit. He also told her because he couldn't live with said guilt (which is also bullshit, btw. If this is truly a one time thing you keep it to yourself and live with the guilt. That's your fucking punishment. You don't make yourself feel better by making the other person feel like shit). Oh, and he also said he a) needed the ego stroke; and b) wanted to see if he could get away with it.
Do you believe she's still going to go through with it? Oh, she threw him out for a couple of weeks but he's back and they went to therapy. I'm beside myself because I now have to pretend everything is swell. Plan the shower and stand up the day of the wedding and watch this shit go down. Oh, and by the way, they live in the apartment below me so I have to bump into him and pretend he's a good guy.
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Cheating is scummy, no matter how you swing it. But this guy sounds like a particular louse. Seeing if "he could get away with it?" really? what a dick! I guess it's your friend's decision to forgive and forget...but chances are, he will probably do it again, and your friend will probably be calling you for a shoulder to cry on.
IMO, a big part of not cheating on your spouse or s.o. is not putting yourself in situations where you'd be tempted. That means, not getting totally shithoused drunk when your decision-making abilities are going to be compromised. And if alcohol isn't involved, like a coworker who wants to be more than friends, people gotta have the balls to say no can do...I'm committed to someone else.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
This shit hits a little too close to home at the moment. I've always thought cheating was abhorrent. It's never ok. The only excuse the other woman has is if she doesnt know the guy is with someone (I don't find it ok if the person cheating is in any kind of committed relationship, married, engaged or otherwise).
However, my best friend got engaged to her boyfriend last summer. I am in the wedding and currently planning her shower. Last month she told me she had been informed by her fiancé that he cheated on her in March. Was out with his buddies out of town, got drunk and fucked some rando without a condom. He claims he stopped halfway through and left due to guilt. Which I think is bullshit. He also told her because he couldn't live with said guilt (which is also bullshit, btw. If this is truly a one time thing you keep it to yourself and live with the guilt. That's your fucking punishment. You don't make yourself feel better by making the other person feel like shit). Oh, and he also said he a) needed the ego stroke; and b) wanted to see if he could get away with it.
Do you believe she's still going to go through with it? Oh, she threw him out for a couple of weeks but he's back and they went to therapy. I'm beside myself because I now have to pretend everything is swell. Plan the shower and stand up the day of the wedding and watch this shit go down. Oh, and by the way, they live in the apartment below me so I have to bump into him and pretend he's a good guy.
I need my Dlisters to walk me through this.
Lol @ margo...she got ALL the game. I'm conflicted here, bc I know men who look for this kind of situation. They're unhappy and just looking for someone to coonect with. And their wives sure aren't providing it, or they wouldn't be looking.
Well, if one is going to have a reaction to Karen Marley's activities, one has to be equally upset with her clients/friends. I don't know how much of her story is embellished but I don't find her particularly interesting at all. Meh, really.
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Fucking hell! Ouch bitches. British women are all ugly as sin and super delusional? I guess all Americans are ignorant, gun toting bible bashing, imperialist rednecks then, coz that's what the tabloids tell me. Do you think if Samantha Dick, and this hot piece here looked like Kate Beckinsale, these stories would be newsworthy? They're in the paper because these ladies are good to laugh and point at, not because they are representative of an entire nation.
*goes back to imagining Redhead the ginge and baby bunny as looking like your average Jerry Springer guest*
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Thanks doncorleone!
Not sure if you were around then but I used to hang out here under the name "Passionate". :-)
Submitted by Jeanneee on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 4:46pm.
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Snaggle toothed slampig?? Ahahaha, not to be confused with a cum-guzzling guttersnipe. *DIES*
Lisbet - and you might want to try reading comprehension. Never did I say making fat jokes was okay. What I said was I am not about to put being fat in the same lines of race when it comes to equality and anti-discrimination. Maybe you are just trying to justify your use of racial jokes which is reprehensible, if true.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 3:34pm.
This also reminds me how similar a lot of gay men are to straight women: most straight guys will go with any woman who isn't a complete bitch or bag lady. Most gays and women won't even look or acknowledge a guy if he's got the wrong eye- color, hair-color, body-type, too much/ not enough body hair, too young/ too old, too dumb/ too intellectual, etc.
Also straight guys will talk to/ hang out with any guy who seems ok. Gays for instance only seem to want to hang out with men who are their type.
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WTF are you talking about? Straight men care WAY more about a woman's looks than women do about men's looks. Women care more about personality and and a guy's job/money than his looks.
Also, your comment about gays and friends is just moronic.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 3:08pm.
I am going to lose some friends with this but racial jokes are flamed because you cannot help the color you were born...in 99% of cases weight is self inflicted and can be helped. Our bodies aren't meant to be fat. That being said I am by no means perfect and we woman are awful to each other. She certainly isn't winning any friends with her disgusting behavior.
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You might want to reconsider your "logic" here. If everyone *could* help their race, by your logic racism would be fine.
That said, I have a whole book of both race jokes and fat jokes. I just don't get how some people get so pissy about one and not the other.
It's like I told my fiance - Honey, if you're going to cheat, please don't shame our family by doing it with a snaggle toothed slampig. She needs to be an 8, minimum.
Good thing he and I trust each other 100% and he tolerates these little "jokes" of mine...
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
She's just 45? Who is she fooling? More like 55... And those who slept with her must have been really imbecile or desperate...
Is she serious men pay £134 a month for a dating site? Stupid men she's screwing.
Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 3:34pm.
This also reminds me how similar a lot of gay men are to straight women: most straight guys will go with any woman who isn't a complete bitch or bag lady.
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Laughably untrue.
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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.
Submitted by turnelbup on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 3:46pm.
So, bitchy wives out there: forget the botox and the tit job, thinking it will keep your husband home. Just stop the princess shit and be a nice, easy-going, loving person for a change!
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Men are 100% responsible for keeping their dicks in their pants.
Men who cheat are abusing the male privilege that lets them get away with it. It's not the woman's fault, and the problem won't be solved by demanding that women behave more submissively. Nice try, though.
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Joe Shmoe -- thanks, hon; you're sweet!
She's got game, y'all
Yik !
" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "
More proof that British women are super delusional, aka the British woman who wrote the article about how hated she was for being so "beautiful" (which she wasn't) If she didn't look like Miss Piggy I may have believed that bullshit, but no porky the pig woman is going to be a successful mistress.
"husband-chewing crotch muffin"
I'm still laughing...best line ever MK
She's English. The Brits have a very low standard of beauty since 95% of them are ugly as sin.
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 2:50pm.
One of the great joys of having borderline personality disorder is being able to justify anything you do. The bookshelves filled with cheap paperbacks, DVDs, and CDs (21st century woman still buying CDs?)screams non-existent social life outside of being a cum-bunny for married dudes.
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Where did the BPD diagnosis come in? Are you her psychiatrist? Bad behavior does not equate to someone having a serious mental illness.
I think we should all pitch in and fly this lady to New Jersey to meet up with Tan Mom's husband. He could use a change...
I've heard of some studies that say straight men don't usually cheat on their wives with someone more attractive; this kinda proves it - she doesn't exactly look like anyone's idea of a classic femme fatale. So, bitchy wives out there: forget the botox and the tit job, thinking it will keep your husband home. Just stop the princess shit and be a nice, easy-going, loving person for a change!
her fingers look like your mom in tapered jeans.
This also reminds me how similar a lot of gay men are to straight women: most straight guys will go with any woman who isn't a complete bitch or bag lady. Most gays and women won't even look or acknowledge a guy if he's got the wrong eye- color, hair-color, body-type, too much/ not enough body hair, too young/ too old, too dumb/ too intellectual, etc.
Also straight guys will talk to/ hang out with any guy who seems ok. Gays for instance only seem to want to hang out with men who are their type.
EEG - lol! Like I said I have 10lbs to lose and I could eat better. And most people know the body snark that goes on in here infuriates me (people calling jlove fat yesterday -puleeeeze) but let's save our anti discrimination marches for things that actually can't be helped.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
I've heard of "cankles" but certainly there must
be a name for when your wrists quit and walk
off the job or she was simply born without wrists?
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Ahh the good old daily mail. Business as
usual. I can hear my mother in law clucking
and tsking from 3000 miles away
MJT you made me think of one of my favourite Churchill quotes:
“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”
I am going to lose some friends with this but racial jokes are flamed because you cannot help the color you were born...in 99% of cases weight is self inflicted and can be helped. Our bodies aren't meant to be fat. That being said I am by no means perfect and we woman are awful to each other. She certainly isn't winning any friends with her disgusting behavior.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 2:18pm.
Joe Shmoe -- I used to be friends with a fat pig who had pointy acrylic nails on top of fat, sausagey fingers. Bitch borrowed nearly $10k from me and still owes me hundreds of dollars. I was so stupid; she was borrowing money from me while she was married (yes, there were 2 incomes in that house, I was single), she was getting her nails did, and she had a maid cleaning her house. Friendship is blind sometimes. Thank god I woke up and smelled the coffee!
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Well, Twatty, you are obviously a loyal and kind friend and that's awful that you were taken advantage of. I think there's a special kind of karma reserved for sausagey-fingered pointy-nailed users. At least, I hope there is. ;)
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Submitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 2:43pm.
So were any of you over in the Don Rickles thread? It's not okay for him to make a racist/not racist joke about Obama, but it's okay to call this woman fat and an ugly pig??
It's true...the last discrimination that's still okay in this world is against fat people and those who don't fit the "standard" of beauty.
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I was thinking the same thing. Yeah, her lifestyle violates the most sacred of girl code (Thou shalt not suck my man's dick) But for everyone to respond with "Ew! Fat pig! Lard! Bacon! Oink!" is kind of outrageous. And also contributes to this overall feeling of female competition. (You fucked my husband? Well, I've got a hotter body!) Plus, you know the Mirror chose this particular story to specifically generate feelings of hatred for this woman, for her lifestyle, her looks AND her overweight body.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 2:47pm.
''I bet ass-to-mouth is her specialty''
LOL & iew at the same time. Now I know what hell looks like for germaphobes.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Hockey Fan -- I normally wouldn't make fun of someone's size, I really wouldn't, but this woman is doing something really wrong, possibly spreading disease and ruining people's relationships, so she's an open target as far as her looks go. She really is hideously unattractive & unappealing.
One of the great joys of having borderline personality disorder is being able to justify anything you do. The bookshelves filled with cheap paperbacks, DVDs, and CDs (21st century woman still buying CDs?)screams non-existent social life outside of being a cum-bunny for married dudes.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 2:47pm.
I bet ass-to-mouth is her specialty
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*hysterical* Lil' Ras!!! I can't believe you said that (which is why I'm laughing so hard)
You're a very naughty girl!! :D
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Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 2:22pm.
Well she doesn't henpeck them and she has a pulse, for most men that's fair enough.
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This made me LOL. Cuz it's true.
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I bet ass-to-mouth is her specialty.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 2:18pm.
Submitted by pussyposse on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 2:14pm.
"Who in their right mind would want to screw this fat pig? She's ugly!!!"
Fat ugly pig men!
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So were any of you over in the Don Rickles thread? It's not okay for him to make a racist/not racist joke about Obama, but it's okay to call this woman fat and an ugly pig??
It's true...the last discrimination that's still okay in this world is against fat people and those who don't fit the "standard" of beauty.
THANK you. FFS, please let fat wrath begin to express itself karate style.
Well, I've been dragged all over the place
I've taken hits time just don't erase
And, baby, I can see that you've been fucked with too
But that don't mean your lovin days are through
Modern Romance
More chins than a Chinese phone book! I bet she gives a good tit wank.
I do Pagents!
She's gross on all levels - physical, emotional, mental.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
she acts like she deserves some kind of award
The Mirror is imitating the Daily Fail's trolling style, namely to:
Bully women with stories that play on their fears about their husbands. Bonus points for normalizing adultery and for using a woman as bait for the face and body police.
Women turned against each other? The patriarchy wins!
She's the Samantha Brick of the week.
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Penguin...Batman was so wrong about you.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 4:11pm.
Submitted by lauriloo on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 1:40pm.
It's the prostitutes that should be mad. If there are women out there stealing their business by doing it for free, that just drives down the prices for everyone. Scab!!
LOLOL! This!
Well she doesn't henpeck them and she has a pulse, for most men that's fair enough.
but I must ask the question would YOU hit it?
b/t reading about this lovely woman's sexual exploits and Octomom's porn shoot, it's got me all hot and bothered! Meeeeoooow!
Submitted by pussyposse on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 2:14pm.
"Who in their right mind would want to screw this fat pig? She's ugly!!!"
Fat ugly pig men!
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As a teenager, I once asked a male friend why he was having sex with a girl he was embarassed to be seen with.
His answer: "A hole is a hole."
*gags*
Joe Shmoe -- I used to be friends with a fat pig who had pointy acrylic nails on top of fat, sausagey fingers. Bitch borrowed nearly $10k from me and still owes me hundreds of dollars. I was so stupid; she was borrowing money from me while she was married (yes, there were 2 incomes in that house, I was single), she was getting her nails did, and she had a maid cleaning her house. Friendship is blind sometimes. Thank god I woke up and smelled the coffee!
nuzzlelicious -- "hooves" -- LMAO!!!
Louise -- thanks for that link. However, all that construction is making my frequent trips to 75th & Lemont quite hazardous (I always hit the TJ Maxx, Ulta, Marshall's & Tuesday Morning there).