Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 9, 2012 / Posted by:

Sienna Miller’s mentor has finally shown herself! This is 45-year-old Karen Marley, a mistress extraordinaire who gets a thrill from wrapping her husband-seeking vagina around a married man’s wedding ring. I know, she would be a Rihanna fan.

In a soon-to-be British Press Award-winning article for the world-renowned literary chronicle The Mirror (only second in respectability after The Daily Mail), Karen of Richmond, North Yorkshire writes about how she’s been the side piece to over 50 married men and she wouldn’t have it any other way. Karen isn’t a home wrecker, because she doesn’t want her dude to leave his wife. She’s not a gold digger, because she makes her own money and isn’t looking for presents. Karen was married 11 years ago, but realized that wet humping on a married man is best when you’re not the one married to his ass.

Karen isn’t trying to screw around with her friends’ husbands and usually trolls for taken dick on the site IllicitEncounters.com, where thousands of married men actively look for a ho to get down with in the shadows. Being the independent woman that she is, she only likes to borrow a wife’s husband, because she says the husband “comes back to life” with her since his life at home is a zombie land of mundane boringness. During their dates, they don’t fight about unpaid bills or their brats and they can trap themselves inside of a bubble of superficial flirting.

Karen thinks of her husband-chewing crotch muffin as an escape for married men (Fun Fact: If you keep your wedding ring on while searching Travelocity for “quick getaways,” Karen’s pussy will come up!) and loves their time together. But when he leaves her house, she can have her own private space back and doesn’t have to deal with his crap everywhere. Here’s a piece from the Gloria Steinem of jump-offs’ essay on the glory of whoring around with married peen:

As a member of IllicitEncounters.com, the dating website for married people, I see men who are actively seeking affairs. These men pay £134 a month to the site to find a date, so they are definitely looking for someone on the side. If it wasn’t me, it would be one of the other hundreds of women registered on it.

These men have well and truly made the conscious decision to have an affair. And their wives should be grateful when it’s me their husbands choose. Because I am the perfect mistress. I am never going to ask them to leave their wives for me. Most mistresses do, but not me.

If I asked him to leave his wife, in every argument from then on he’d say: ‘Do you know what I gave up for you?’ I don’t ever want to be part of that. In fact, when one of my men confessed about me to his wife and told me his marriage was over, I finished our affair. I was horrified. I don’t want to steal someone else’s husband for good, just borrow him for a while.

I know how to behave as a mistress – and I don’t just mean in bed. I would never ring one of my married men at home at 2am or at the weekend because that’s their time with their family. I would never throw a hissy fit if they don’t spend Valentine’s, Easter or Christmas with me.

We both know exactly where the goalposts are. That’s the beauty of it all – we’re both open and honest with each other, which must sound ironic, considering my men are not open with their wives.

But that’s how it is.

Bitch really does have it all. Bitch has hair like a Miss Piggy wig, the sex appeal of a current day Jessica Simpson, the wardrobe of Abby Lee Miller and she’s an independent woman doing it for herself (and by “it” I mean spoken for dick). You can hate on Karen all you want, but while you’re reading this, she’s having the time of her life while somebody’s husband slides his peen between her fupa crevice. I love her, but that goes without saying since I too am a shameless slut.

That article should really be the new lyrics for Destiny Child’s “Independent Woman Part 1” It’s THAT independent.

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