Because You Really Want To See Madge's 53-Year-Old Nipple Today
Granny porn alert! At around the 2:50 mark in the video above, Madge flashes Baby Brahim's pacifier of choice at the audience while performing "Human Nature" in Istanbul last Thursday night. Leave it to Madge to show all of us that you're never too damn old to give your subjects some titty. I know that most of us have seen Madge's nipple more times than we've seen our own, but it was either this or post censored pictures of Snooki's naked and shaven Ewok body. I'm not trying to get busted for posting bestiality porn, so I think I made the right choice.
And since YouTube is prejudiced against lady nipples, the video might get taken down. If it does, (NSFW) click here some of Madge's peek-a-titty action.
(Thanks to Tim & Nyn for sending this in)


still rolling around on the floor and stripping, huh. Guess that never gets old, does it ...
I would've been bored as hell at her concert- I want to see a show, not someone walking around on stage
I think Madonna looks quite awesome for 53. Despite decades of global fame, she isn't a drug addict, she isn't broke (far from it) and she hasn't pissed away those talents she has been given. She seems to have played the game on her terms.
um isnt turkey a muslim country? i know its a secular society but still, i think turkey would be a conservative society?? but i could be wrong...
anyway if it is, then its kinda like those tourists who went to dubai and decided to have fuck times at the beach and when they were caught, they pulled the "you cant arrest us, we are westerners schick".
she is in great shape. not just for a 50 year old but for anybody. and that is very admirable. there are a lot of fat fucks walking around. these fat kids and young adults are disgusting. it makes me want to vomit. then i have to remember the michelle obama role oF getting food out of peoples mouthes INSTEAD OF SHUTTING YOUR OWN GODDAMN TRAP AND RAISING YOU KIDS NOT TO BE FUCKING GODDAMN PIGS OMG YOU FUCKING STUPID ASSHOLES. the problem is no one wants to see or be a fatass. goddamn, how hard can it be. you stupid fucking asshole parents, stop to pizza and mcdonalds shit. goddamn i look on the news and see some fat fuck kid and there comes along...don, don,,,the fat fuck mother. you goddamn sumbitches. i want to punch you.
53 year old titi is boring unless,
A: you haven't seen a tit in a really long time
B: it's attached to a woman you love.
I didn't find this scandalous or even interesting, I found it boring and desperate to BE scandalous.
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Her expression afterwards reminds me of the face old ladies make when they intentionally slip a poot and try to look scandalized.
I love her grandma pantyhose!
Really? 53 near 54 and she has to show us her dangly old tit? That makes her a great performer??? My mistake I thought talent made a great performer...oh wait Ill just get my tit out and you can send the accolades to this address.....
Im 54 and horrified that this "lady" is so obcenely mesmerised by her self that she has to show her Tit??!!! Just sing and dance you stupid whore.
Desperate. Fuck she's got 3 kids right? Doesn't she think about how they would view this fuckery?
Bullshit. A shirtless 53 year old man shaking his money maker on stage is going to be made fun of here, too. This is not about shaming a woman, it's about making fun of an attention whore.
Oops, sorry. Whore is misogynistic. Attention asshole.
So someone expain to her that this nipple flash isnt going to reinforce her English lady of the manor image she likes to push. Stupid old fame whore.
Grandma, what leathery nipples you have....
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I agree with Zorba. Well said.
Meh. It's not her age. Anyone who thinks she has to show a nip to be relevant is annoying to me. Esp. with the little self-satisfied smirk.
*yawn*
Ohmuhgawsh! She flashed her nipple! Soooooo cutting edge! Society will be changed forever.
And, to all the people saying she's 'trying too hard,' remember that her concert tickets are some of the most expensive sold, and she puts on a good show. She justified her ticket prices with saying just that, and it's true.
I'd hit it.
Um lighten up folks. Issue is that she forcing it and
because she is doing it, it must be sexy. It's not, it's forced
and if you punish yourself in watching the whole piece,
towards end she start fellatio tongue licking her cane while
on the floor hammering Like a Virgin as a symphony ballad.
Way tackier, not sexy, so tired, unimaginative and forced.
Nothing to do with her age or body shape.
If you gotta try that hard, you ain't sexy.
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She looked great until she started taking off her jacket. I just hated the strip tease part. She looked so stiff and desperate for approval. Like she NEEDS the audience to go crazy at the sight of her naked body so she can feel good about herself. She's a narcissist of course, but I think she also has extreme self-loathing about her physical self and the aging process in general. We all have to get old and wrinkled someday; fighting it tooth and nail just opens us to ridicule.
Did anyone else read about her putting a picture of a French Politician on the screen at her show in Israel? It had a swastika over her face. The Politician, who is female, responded with:
"We realize OLD singers have to do controversial things to keep themselves relevant these days. I will be watching her Paris show and will respond accordingly."
If that isn't the bitchiest statement ever, I don't know what is. I love her not-so-subtle beat down of this tired bitch!
And now she has to flash her fried sunny side up tits to get attention? Ridiculous! Grow the fuck up and act like the superstar you are! Think Tina Turner! Not some pathetic old whore! Oh, that's right! She can't sing well.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 4:24pm.
Another day, another body-shaming post about blah blah blah
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Wow, this has GOT to be a joke. Wow.
Honestly, it wasn't even worth the effort reading that post.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 7:14pm.
Yeah, that's the real point. It's not "oh, it's gross if older women are sexual," but that you expect a woman of that age to have some grace and class about her sexuality. Nip slips are the sort of shit you expect Miley Cyrus and Ke$ha to do, and you expect someone who has lived longer to not do the sort of puerile teenybopper shit that Vadge has been doing.
There are two kinds of older women sexiness:
1. Michelle Pfeiffer, who is classy and graceful in her beauty and sexiness.
2. Demi Moore, who tries to be sexy by acting half her age, without maturity.
Guess which one Vadge is. The fact that she WAS aging gracefully but then hit a midlife crisis really shows it.
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I thought I was in for a "nip slip" and I got that.
Possibly the least sexy thing I have ever seen.
@Scott
Well said, and ditto!
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@Sans
Yeah. That was a huge bummer that I'll Have Another was scratched. They did the right thing, though. Anyone that would run an injured horse (even a mildly injured horse) should have their genitals stapled to their eyelids.
I think that the D should adopt I'll Have Another as their slogan, with Chill Cat as the official mascot! :D
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Submitted by Jaxon on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 6:23pm.
If you didn't know that she was 53 would you still be grossed out by getting a flash?
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Yeah, you said it all. Better put than any of the resident's feminist long-winded rants.
There was a time, around when this video was released http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anJ8Knxoazc
, when Madonna was aging gracefully and putting out a quality product. Not so much anymore.
She's in incredible shape but the point to me is not her age so much as her stunted maturity. For someone professes spiritual curiosity, this woman is 100% obsessed with, and tied to, the physical world. Her spiritual development (or lack thereof) is her business but someone as successful as Madonna should maybe try another attention-getter that, say, a 10-year-old wouldn't try. IMO, she's the best live performer around but the clips I've seen of her new tour are really shitty. And this clip was really titty! :-) Ironic that one of the lines in "Human Nature" is, "did I stay too long?" I'd have to say yes when it comes to the pop singer part of her career. Move on, Madge, and preserve your incredible legacy.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 6:56pm.
Out to watch the Belmont! *cheers for Paynter*
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It sucks that I'll Have Another's (best name ever) injury kept him out of the Belmont. Poor horsey :(
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@woodhorse---forgive my ignorance, but what is a pit merkin?
I like Madonna but I don't like everything she does. That's a great song and she puts on great shows. She was definitely born to perform, and she does it very well. I remember the first time I saw her on tv during one of those "Midnight Special"-type shows as a kid. She did "Lucky Star" with 2 backup dancers. I was entranced.
Out to watch the Belmont! *cheers for Paynter*
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Submitted by Jaxon on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 6:23pm.
Yes, I would. Because she looks gross for any age.
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Sorry, Madge. Julie Andrews flashed her marvelous cans about thirty-two years ago in "SOB". It was also hotter and sexier than your performance by a factor of thirty-two.
@WR
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. You may be on to something! ;)
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Hey Bacon, those are some sweet terms you have there. Say that out loud and people will be falling all over themselves to do things for ya! LOL oh yeah! ;P
OnT: Still think those Snooki pics are blech!
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It's human nature to get older and to show what you feel like.
I and all other posters will also get older. It's human nature.
@WR
It is a quite a doozey! LOL
That ointment is da bomb! I could only find it in a travel set with three other product tins, but I found that it can be bought in a three tin set on Amazon. Used it on a skeeter bite today and it INSTANTLY took the itching away. I think that I now owe Hekki some sort of sexual favor!!!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Good stuff Bacon, glad it worked for ya. You must have quite shiner, bac'! Anything on the face is hard is so hard to hide, unless your Paris or Blanket... Or Lezbeaver, then you're ok!
I'll have to look that Burt's Bee's ointment up! ;P
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If you didn't know that she was 53 would you still be grossed out by getting a flash?
@WR
Sowwy. Distracted my the beautiful Belmont Stakes coverage! *dismounts from couch*
The peeper is doing better. Still pretty ugly, but improving. My eyelashes don't hurt anymore! *shaking head* That Burt's Bee's Res-Q ointment that Hekki suggested is fucking AWESOME! The abrasion was nearly gone the next day!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Baconslut, how is the eye?
OnT: I think Madge's nip is surprisingly pert! LOL That crowd got way too excited at it but at least it's not a watermelon or grapefruit, those are gross... hahaha ;D
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I think someone is missing the point of this post. It's not about shaming Madonna's body, it's about shaming her never-ending need for attention, and the fact that she tries to get it by doing things like this.
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@Woodhorse
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
True. True.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Who on earth wants to see that old tired nipple! Why were all those queens screaming for it? Ick.
She Stinks!
Yes BaconSlut! Life would be easier if everyone weren't so hard on the Beaver.
LOL
@Woodhorse
Whenever I see your avie, I'm going to think of June Cleaver saying "Ward, don't be so hard on the Beaver."
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
she is so obsessed with deluding herself that she is still young that she wears merkins on her pits. She sets the bar for Pathetic. and Rich. don't forget Rich. Pit Merkins cost a lot.
she looks pale
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