Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Love Hewitt SANS FARDS
Jennifer Lovesanymanwithapulsebutthatsnodealbreaker finally freed herself form the confines of a Herve Leger mummy dress to run errands in Studio City, CA yesterday. I'm sure those errands included wearing a disguise to put in her 5,873th application for next season's The Bachelor and tasting wedding cakes with a guy she hired from central casting to play her fiancé. Yes, JLove is wearing the same thing you wear when you're having a bad period day and spend the afternoon watching Hallmark Hall of Fame movies while spooning with your down comforter, but she really glamoured this look up with that Louis Vuitton purse. I always love it when hos pair sweats with a $2,000 purse. Sweats + Louis Vuitton = THE LOOK. JLove might be SANS FARDS, but she's not SANS CLASS.
And if you were among the 2 dumbasses who spent time watching Take Me Out on FOX last night, I'm sure you thought the same thing I thought while putting my eyeballs on that mess. Why wasn't JLove part of that tribe of desperate skanks? Those are her people!
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I don't even go out to fetch the paper from the mailbox looking like that.
OP is early today, no? Not that I'm complaining.
M.E.: That sucks. I'm sorry for your shitty day.
I've got to hustle my kids past the school street fair this afternoon. Fucking ripoff. I know they have to raise funds and not everyone is as broke as we are, but it really sucks to have to say "no" to this, too.
But really, $5 for a chance to win some piece of shit prize from Oriental Trading... No. We had to explain to eldest Hekkiling that by not spending money on a hokey street fair, we could afford a trip to Six Flags later in the summer.
Welcome to real life, kids.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 2:57pm.
Suckmiester, please don't insult Shelley Duvall!
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oh dear heart, I am sorry! Thank you for bringing me to my senses! To compare such a delicate piece of tuna with this slab of slob is a crime! Lock me up darlings!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I prefer her in a tee and sweats to her usual bandage dress n' cleavage look. Whoever thought that sausage casing dress was the look?
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Today is gently fucking me with a chainsaw. Today's entire schedule got FUCKED by an emergency repair from yesterday that had to wait till morning, so the 2 scheduled repairs for this morning got pushed out. Just lost a motor for the unit at an old folks home. 7 stories. Awesome. That won't be up and running until at least Wednesday.
Is it too early to drink?
DAMN!
Don't care about the lack of the fards. Don't care to see her chonies, though.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 2:48pm.
oh honey! #6 is giving me Shelley Duvall in "The Shining" vibes!
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Suckmiester, please don't insult Shelley Duvall!
LOL at the little LV bag for THE GYM. That tells me everything I need to know about her. Which I knew already, anyway.
She looks fine to me. Younger, actually.
Oh honey! Can you imagine her stench when she sweats! Oh honey! Like wet makeup and dried up roses with flies all over it oh honey it makes me feel sick for her! Absolutely sick!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
What about love? What about looking presentable
The funniest thing about these pictures is that she still drives a car that requires a key. For some reason I just expect everyone anymore to have smart key and push button ignition features, especially rich people.
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 2:50pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_C4f7JKVfQ
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Yes! Sweetheart that is the one, honey!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 2:48pm.
oh honey! #6 is giving me Shelley Duvall in "The Shining" vibes!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_C4f7JKVfQ
I would prefer seeing her play Liz Taylor than Lohan. Sure, Hewitt looks nothing like Taylor, but that didn't stop her from playing Audrey Hepburn. Besides, Lohan doesn't look like Taylor either.
oh honey! #6 is giving me Shelley Duvall in "The Shining" vibes!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.