Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Love Hewitt SANS FARDS
Jennifer Lovesanymanwithapulsebutthatsnodealbreaker finally freed herself form the confines of a Herve Leger mummy dress to run errands in Studio City, CA yesterday. I'm sure those errands included wearing a disguise to put in her 5,873th application for next season's The Bachelor and tasting wedding cakes with a guy she hired from central casting to play her fiancé. Yes, JLove is wearing the same thing you wear when you're having a bad period day and spend the afternoon watching Hallmark Hall of Fame movies while spooning with your down comforter, but she really glamoured this look up with that Louis Vuitton purse. I always love it when hos pair sweats with a $2,000 purse. Sweats + Louis Vuitton = THE LOOK. JLove might be SANS FARDS, but she's not SANS CLASS.
And if you were among the 2 dumbasses who spent time watching Take Me Out on FOX last night, I'm sure you thought the same thing I thought while putting my eyeballs on that mess. Why wasn't JLove part of that tribe of desperate skanks? Those are her people!
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QueenieBK o
initials are with an SVF older person has teenagers probably out getting drunk now
the thing I do not have the personality or the will to spend hours doing hateful things
I am only worried about my dogs at this point and they tentatively have two people that will care for them until I can
thanks Jacko
when I win the lottery I will buy you a fridge :P
PS I am in NYC
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
I'm so going to get judged for this...but this made me SO happy. I LOVE the Roots and Jimmy Fallon. And I secretly love this song (sshhh- but don't tell anyone)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lEsPhTbJhuo
Perfect way to start a weekend.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
@yep,
Just saw your post. I am sorry to hear about what you are going through. Hoping things turn around for you soon!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Do single men ever get shade thrown at them for not partnering up fast enough?
Are they mocked for being sad, desperate losers? Or does that only happen to women?
Why?
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Penguin...Batman was so wrong about you.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 4:11pm.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 4:15pm.
Hi Peeps
I been in hiding but I miss you guys, been through hell and decided to quit my job and am in that que sera, sera stage
I wonder do you know of many people that stay up [past 2 am revising your job and sending emails? all in an attempt to get you fired? I was told it was the norm and I needed to change my personality at work
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Is this creature you speak of female? If so, are her initials BLZ? Because if so, I know EXACTLY who you are talking about. She'd throw her own mother under the bus to get ahead ... and when a mutual friend of ours informed me that she had had a baby, I said "oh, she must be SO delighted! One more person she can throw under a bus!" #hatethatcunt #iamnotbitter
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
ME
the guy is a guy that lives in the building that tried to block me from entering my apt and another night ran after me as I was running for help he grabs my dogs so I cant scape
Breaker
I believe that im dealing with a special kind of bitches at work vindictive and crazy as fuck, married with children but spends up to 10 -15 hours when mad at me "reviewing" my work even though my title is higher and I been here longer.
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
This woman is incredibly ugly. That face! Yikes, it could scare the stripes off a tiger. I've found it puzzling for years that people think she is pretty. What do they see? She's in Hollywood, not Arkansas (by the way, I've seen tons more pretty girls at the university here). Aren't they supposed to have beauty standards for the cameras there?
Yep- I remember that story, too. That place sounds super shady. I hope things start to improve for you.
yep3 HOLY SHIT!!! I am so sorry you are going through so much... I hope things turn around for you real soon.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Afternoon, everyhooker!
I haz a gift. A video of local shirtless firemen. You're welcome. *wipes off keyboard*
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/video/7377362-shirtless-st-paul-firefighte...
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
yepx3 - I remember that story. Seems you should be able to sue for numerous things.
What about people grabbing at you? Like to cop a feel or kidnap your ass?
Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 4:15pm.
I wonder do you know of many people that stay up [past 2 am revising your job and sending emails? all in an attempt to get you fired? I was told it was the norm and I needed to change my personality at work
My old boss sent the text asking me to meet her for coffee to fire me (she didn't mention that part in the text) at 2am, but she also turned out to be a cunt bitch from hell. I was wondering when I checked my phone in the morning, why the fuck she'd be texting me at 2am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:26pm.
M.E. - I blame snowy as well!!!! She's told me she's tried it before. I told her I didn't like it being in my house. So I took it from her and I'm gonna smoke it all tonight!!! I KID!!
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This is EXACTLY what my stepdad did to me when he found my weed back in the day. I had about a quarter ounce underneath my waterbed mattress - he found it, he took it, he CHEWED MY ASS up one side and down the other, and then that MF'er fucking SMOKED it.
Today he owns up to it, but talk about a hypocrite. "DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO."
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
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yes last straw was accused me of not doing my job since of October of LAST YEAR
I Am sick of them, plus the boss has intimate relationships with the other girls, you guys wont remenber but the boss tried to get me to have a threesome with a coworker, I even talked to a lawyer said nothing I can do, since it was a one time thing. So I am getting harassed and bullied and I dont make that much.
I got robbed last week on a apt I was supposed to move in, in the place I live now three times a person tried to grab me in the last weeks I am so sick I am not eating quitting my job doesnt seem like such a bad idea since I have no prospects anyways
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Alright I'm off to the gym-had to write FUCK ME with a Sharpie on my pants, but I think my shirt (Cute Kittens Sittin Pretty) really works!
Thanks, hon!
yepx3 - ?? Someone was trying to get you fired?
I can releate. Love having to defend myself every day at work over new daily accusations. It's just fucking awesome.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 4:07pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 4:03pm.
cool! My hippopotamus ass likes Chunky Monkey -- pick up some Schweddy Balls for yoself...
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honey I know! Just don't be late! We are gonna watch Kramer vs. Kramer (aka The ZZzzzZzzZZzz Expressway!)
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*throws on JUICY sweats (size SMALL TYVM) and Hello Kitty Muumuu*
*slams door on fat ass on way out*
Hi Peeps
I been in hiding but I miss you guys, been through hell and decided to quit my job and am in that que sera, sera stage
I wonder do you know of many people that stay up [past 2 am revising your job and sending emails? all in an attempt to get you fired? I was told it was the norm and I needed to change my personality at work
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:13pm.
M.E. - you'd be proud of me... I got hit on a couple of times in FL and PASSED. IT. UP. This whole gf thing is draggin me down!!
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try being married. wait. never mind ...
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Now, I'm not call her FAT per say but I question her decision to wear a 1/2 shirt. Just putting it out there.
so pretty
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 4:03pm.
cool! My hippopotamus ass likes Chunky Monkey -- pick up some Schweddy Balls for yoself...
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honey I know! Just don't be late! We are gonna watch Kramer vs. Kramer (aka The ZZzzzZzzZZzz Expressway!)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by catfight357 on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 4:02pm.
Hi Sluts,
My mother in law is currently in surgery. As a reminder, they are REMOVING 1/2 of her vagina (along with 1/2 her fucking organs)
Get your PAP smear every year. Or you TOO can lose your vagina. Cancer sucks.
(Steps off soapbox - made of cases of empty vodka bottles)
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Sending good thoughts to your MIL, catfight. Hang in there!
and thanks for the reminder about the pap; I recently changed jobs, and now have to find a new gyn. It sucks because I really liked my old one, but she doesn't take my new insurance. And none of the docs around here want to take new patients! grrr :(
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
I'm so confused....
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:57pm.
some word spelled out with bedazzled beads like "FUCK ME", something real.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:54pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:52pm.
I'm sending you a friend request on Facebook. you're my new BFF. girlfriend.
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oh girl you know I'm ready for it! Sleepover city! I'll bring the Ben & Jerry's, honey!
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cool! My hippopotamus ass likes Chunky Monkey -- pick up some Schweddy Balls for yoself...
Hi Sluts,
My mother in law is currently in surgery. As a reminder, they are REMOVING 1/2 of her vagina (along with 1/2 her fucking organs)
Get your PAP smear every year. Or you TOO can lose your vagina. Cancer sucks.
(Steps off soapbox - made of cases of empty vodka bottles)
omg MK! you were in my dream last night! haha in was in like a huge cafeteria and you walked by my table, but I didn't get to talk to you :(
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:45pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:44pm.
shhhhhh, don't tell my gf that!! she is very religious.
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what, she doesn't know about beards ? (◑‿◐)
Submitted by Caramel on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:53pm.
Since this is Open Post I would like to ask Sucky's advice on what to wear to the gym.
Thanks, hon!
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well honey everyone knows you don't go to the gym to get "exercise" that's ridiculous! who wants to get all that sweat on them?? plus it'll smear your make up and mess up your hair! ugh! Only an IDIOT goes to the gym to exercise! so just wear your most demure outfit aka hot pants and something with spaghetti straps and some word spelled out with bedazzled beads like "HOT" or "FUCK ME", something real.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:52pm.
I'm sending you a friend request on Facebook. you're my new BFF. girlfriend.
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oh girl you know I'm ready for it! Sleepover city! I'll bring the Ben & Jerry's, honey!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Since this is Open Post I would like to ask Sucky's advice on what to wear to the gym.
Thanks, hon!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:44pm.
On your knees 24/7 does not count as praying.
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And dreaming about exercising doesn't make you an aerobics instructor honey! Oh honey! Who is she and what is she saying does ANYONE even KNOW????
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I'm sending you a friend request on Facebook. you're my new BFF. girlfriend.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:49pm.
Jacko - the OB has been billing the wrong customer for a property that was taken over by someone else back in SEPTEMBER. Have her initials on the new contract, with new billing info in the file.
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huh?
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Ok, I gotta go make lunch. BBL
*throws empty frito bag at Sucky*
Twat - the big bitch is fine. She's resisting the ear medication, but I'm getting it in there. Infuckshun almost completely gone.
Jacko - the OB has been billing the wrong customer for a property that was taken over by someone else back in SEPTEMBER. Have her initials on the new contract, with new billing info in the file.
I now have to have her refund and she's some how going to try and blame me for the fuck up.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:43pm.
Sucky, cut it out or we'll send the cannibals to your house with bath salts!
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Girlfriend, I don't mind cannibals! I already post in here with you perpetually hungry beasts so a cannibal does not bother me honey!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:44pm.
On your knees 24/7 does not count as praying.
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And dreaming about exercising doesn't make you an aerobics instructor honey! Oh honey! Who is she and what is she saying does ANYONE even KNOW????
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:39pm.
How do people leave the house like that and then wonder why they're single?
A++
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:45pm.
I cannot believe the level of incompetence I'm having to deal with this week.
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huh?
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
M.E. -- *accepting a couple of chili fritos* Why does everyone like her ass? I just don't get it. All she does is have big tits -- nothing more. She's not at all pretty, not even remotely. BTW, how's your doggeh doing???
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:44pm.
shhhhhh, don't tell my gf that!! she is very religious.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I cannot believe the level of incompetence I'm having to deal with this week.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:37pm.
It was just a dream. my dreams never come true. you're still here.
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that's terrible honey! Maybe if you weren't such a hippopotamus in the body area! I'll pray for you honey!!
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On your knees 24/7 does not count as praying.
Sucky, cut it out or we'll send the cannibals to your house with bath salts!
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:39pm.
HOLY STEVEN TYLER!
what's up horz?
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*points* SUCKY started in on my weight !!!!
That means GO TIME.
Disgusting uggo. Nuff said.
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Do you want a banana?
No i don't wanna
I always liked her and still do. Even at her worst, she's still a pretty girl.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:28pm.
LOL... a bearded lady
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Really ? Who's his beard ? anyone I know ?
HOLY STEVEN TYLER!
what's up horz?
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"