Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Love Hewitt SANS FARDS

June 8, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Jennifer Lovesanymanwithapulsebutthatsnodealbreaker finally freed herself form the confines of a Herve Leger mummy dress to run errands in Studio City, CA yesterday. I’m sure those errands included wearing a disguise to put in her 5,873th application for next season’s The Bachelor and tasting wedding cakes with a guy she hired from central casting to play her fiancé. Yes, JLove is wearing the same thing you wear when you’re having a bad period day and spend the afternoon watching Hallmark Hall of Fame movies while spooning with your down comforter, but she really glamoured this look up with that Louis Vuitton purse. I always love it when hos pair sweats with a $2,000 purse. Sweats + Louis Vuitton = THE LOOK. JLove might be SANS FARDS, but she’s not SANS CLASS.

And if you were among the 2 dumbasses who spent time watching Take Me Out on FOX last night, I’m sure you thought the same thing I thought while putting my eyeballs on that mess. Why wasn’t JLove part of that tribe of desperate skanks? Those are her people!

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